Stan Against Evil

When the bachelor on a TV dating show hypnotizes Evie, and the same man bets on Stan’s life, they all become prey to a murderous game of fate.

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Oh, cripes.

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I emptied my bean bag chair,

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Oh, it's nice to see you, too.

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but there's already a show called "Jackass."

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go through all that bullshit.

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Who will "The Fiancé" send home?

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Glory hole's in the bathroom there, Liberace.

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without touching the bottle

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♪ And I won't walk away ♪

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Hot popcorn!

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I'll wager you that the next patron will order

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but in about four minutes, your ass is gonna open up

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Why are you wearing makeup?

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A dead woman's makeup.

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I'll throw up. Enough. But...

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All right.

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and the only way I'm gonna be able to do that

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My witches brew is just two ingredients,

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So, before I kill you, I'm going to give you a head start.

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And who would know better than you?

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And this is the reason why you became sheriff.

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but before I could run off, he grabbed my leg,

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And I just started to kick the living shit

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I decided I wanted to be a cop.

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Hell, it was a match made in heaven.

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My most terrifying moment

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Sometimes you gotta just let that shit go there, Jazz Hands.

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I have a gift for you, Evie.

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For me?

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that there's something that's been bothering me.

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she doesn't think you're here for the right reasons.

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Christ. I'll crawl right back in the goddamn hole.

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Oh, I'm not going to lose.

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But the crazy person in my house is the cops.

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I've forgiven you!

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Why is everyone still alive?

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