Stan Against Evil

Stan, Evie and Denise go speed dating and suddenly find themselves involved with their perfect match. Only they also find themselves growing weak and rapidly aging - even Denise, whose perfect match was a pot-bellied pig named Murgatroyd.

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Champs is for losers.

#2 #3

I-I don't see any boxing ring, and I don't see no bear.

#4

I'd willingly give a bear a prostate exam

#5 #6 #7

- Cheers. - Right here.

#8 #9 #10 #11

No, you don't.

#12

Hmm.

#13

Thought I was the only one sitting...

#14

- All right. - Sure, why not?

#15

You know, I'm... I'm the sheriff, remember?

#16

- Great. - Great.

#17 #18 #19

It's a boy!

#20

What? Yeah.

#21

All right. See you then. I look forward to it. Bye.

#22

I took it, but I didn't eat it.

#23

and then I woke up this morning and there he was.

#24 #25

I did meet a charming gentleman last night,

#26

"You and me on a date."

#27

Thanks.

#28

Look, you're even losing your hair.

#29 #30 #31 #32

Good work.

#33 #34 #35

Aaaaah!!

#36

He ain't gonna stay little forever.

#37

Right. I see your point.

#38

No! No. God, no.

#39

All right. We got ourselves a succubus.

#40 #41

All right... Me, you... Where's Denise?

#42

You just look 'em in the eye and you say,

#43

This is great.

#44

Oh, Jesus!

#45

Sloan, uh...

#46 #47

that leads me to believe

#48

I'm supposed to visit my Nana,

#49

No, nobody but Murgatroyd.

#50