People of Earth

Gerry and Yvonne host a group game night. Agent Foster meets a person from her past. Walsh, Jeff, Don, and Kurt enact their mutiny against Eric.

Okay, this is good. Stay in the moment.

and now you're addressing that fear with giving the gift.

Stay in the moment. You got this.

We could get executed for this.

Sure. I want to get as far

Let's go out there and have a great mutiny.

So, have you told Doug you're pregnant yet?

about parenting a kid that's not biologically his.

Yeah, it's very impressive.

Okay, but seriously, uh, now what?

- We can't win. - That is really therapeutic, Gerry.

Okay, you can do this.

♪

I cut my own hair.

I hope you like it.

Three, two, one...

There we go. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.

ERIC: [SLEEPILY] What's going on?

[CHUCKLING] No.

I mean, I didn't hate it.

No, Mom doesn't like telephones.

I-I miss you already.

Well, there was one major scenario we did not go over...

you can push that button.

This looks like a really cool party.

I don't even know what you would call it...

[CLACKING] Two times around the board.

And one day, she says, "Surprise!"

And is Chelsea pregnant with John's baby?

♪

Get your skinny Reptilian hands off my man.

He shrunk. He shrunk. He shrunk.

You don't want to do something you're gonna regret.

♪

Come here.

Whoa.

If you save us like Ozzie, we'd all end up dead.

Mom's gonna freak!

Hello, Don.

[CHUCKLING EVILLY]

Yup.

Don't worry... The FBI wouldn't do that.

It's Foster.

Makes you wonder what else they're lying about.

♪

my heart starts to beat fast and...

Agent Foster goes to Gina with a personal problem. Richard sues his employer for wrongful termination with the help of the group as character witnesses. Jeff is blackmailed by Eric and Jonathan Walsh offers his support.

That'd be great.

Okay, this is a very important day for me,

nothing feels like work when you truly love your job!

Eric has a video of me.

is me saving Kurt's life...

All right.

Yes. Thank you, Your Honor.

We all know the real reason that I was fired.

You'll be hearing more from him later.

Don't you wanna find out?

They said I couldn't have been more than a few hours old.

My God. I hope not.

Orphanity?

Once you own it, Eric can't own you.

How ya doing? I'm great.

See ya tomorrow.

Thanks. But there's also a 50% chance it's gonna go great.

So, I was on this raid,

Aah!

It was a PSA about secondhand smoke.

You went in that door because you were brave.

and, this time, you might be rewarded.

She is stealing company time.

to make babyshower invitations.

Chelsea, will you please tell the room

than anybody else.

Kelly, do you remember when you caught me crying

My coworkers just stole my chair.

Is there any mention of me wearing pajamas on that day?

You wore a cowboy hat and a bolo tie.

the guy who talks about aliens.

Okay, we'll take a short recess while I review the case.

All right, look, I'm gonna dial the first number,

It's... It's the truth. It's the truth.

Maybe there was a really good reason for that.

of where to hunt them down.

That was weird. Just hang up.

Honestly, Richard,

you can always reinvent yourself, Richard.

Sorry.

It looks like he's charging.

Well, thanks, Jonathan.

Aliens.

Richard was a competent employee...

The group attends an alien experiencer convention. Gina meets one of her therapy heroes. Gerry & Yvonne have their first fight. Richard tries to prove to Agent Foster that aliens do exist. Both Chelsea and Agent Foster receive unexpected news.

Well, that's what I'm going to do.

[WORK STATION BEEPS] Denied.

Yeah, you better believe I'm doing a good job.

I thought Ozzie would've liked it.

- about abduction trauma. - Mnh-mnh.

Don't smell it.

♪

And we will all meet back here

uh... alien guts this early in the morning.

that very well-documented account of events.

and killed just the people who saw their ship?

Okay, uh, one second, please.

you're staying up late every night

- to hang out. - But they did with me.

He ended up in a mental institution.

and experiencer.

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! Gina!

with the whole concept of group abduction.

Do you want to meet in half-an-hour at the bistro?

- DON: We can do that? - I can do that.

And a high GCR is proof

to have an open mind, so just try.

That's so freaking high.

♪

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For years, Barney and Betty were terrified and confused.

Yeah.

Um, y-yeah.

- Wow! I mean, you are... - [CHUCKLES]

What if that person was me?

Well, then we both want the same thing.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Oh, my God!

♪ So welcome to ♪

Why do you need this guy again?

- I'm a nobody. - Nobody?

I hate this guy.

You know, I... Hi, can I ask you a question?

[GASPS] Oh, isn't this exciting?

You know what, I think...

♪

Oh, do we?

♪

Maybe we'll have our own booth one day.

There you go. Go towards the light.

The group asks Agent Foster for help with an investigation. Chelsea and her husband go to marriage counseling. Jeff blames Don for bringing an intruder onto the ship.

I don't know about y'all, but I'm not healing.

Okay, fine. I admit it... It reeks of a coverup.

Has been suspended indefinitely by the fbi.

But have you thought about how healthy...

I don't think we should talk about in our first session.

Just imagine... imagine doing whatever... whatever it is.

They also pollinate flowers, and they make honey.

I said stop it. Knock it off.

Come on, bee. Look at this big yellow flower.

Tha... shoot.

Yeah. Smells a lot like my divorce.

I let walsh get away, and a man died on my watch.

Because she was so determined to catch walsh?

And went up that crazy, weird crane thing and risked her life?

All right, I'll... I'll tell you what I'll do.

Do you have a spare room?

These different things in bed, as well. He's trying...

We can't have screwups like this.

I didn't know. She was wearing a very flowy dress.

Wow. What? That is beautiful.

Another baby was coming out of her.

I wonder whatever happened to her.

Make sure you bring us back some scorpions.

Well, not... not very well.

All right. Here's our guy, ramirez.

Actually, we're your bosses.

Feels light.

Look, you didn't get this from me.

Wait. Ozzie said something to you before he died?

What does that mean? Other aliens, other experiencers, other...

Starcrossed.

Everyone? So sorry.

He's a priest!

I love you, too, chelsea.

I cheated on you again.

When, suddenly, the mother disappeared.

Or that she grew up all alone inside of a store.

I understand it's step nine? Yeah.

If you're listening to this, it means I'm dead.

We've got the bee trapped in the airlock.

It's in there.

Now I can tell eric I saved the ship,

They make a bigger deal about losing a package.

The group copes with a tragedy. Agent Foster reports back to the FBI. Jonathan Walsh and Don have reservations about the alien mission.

I mean, do you think they're here?

We agreed that we weren't gonna talk about aliens here.

to create a super society, and they faked Ozzie's death,

What?! why would you say that? The family is right there.

Huh. Look who decided to show up on the ship.

It's pretty simple, genius. He was dead, and now he's not.

Would you mind stepping into my office for a chat?

I know it's dense, sir, but there was a third man.

posing as FSB or KGB."

You also say here that there was a... "Phenomena."

Here's what I think. What's that?

Come on out, fishy. You got to eat.

Oh, sorry. Can I take this call?

Is that Abraham?

Yeah, I will.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. They're following me.

I'll be right over.

Well, as a matter of fact, I was getting close to a human

He's dead now because of me.

Starcrossed and Jeff.

No worries. I got some. And I also got... Quinoa.

What can I do for you?

or the afterlife.

Yeah, yeah. Dibs. I call dibs.

take care of the fish and journal our feelings.

I have one more question for you.

What?

Like indefinitely.

That's you. I know who it is.

to talk to you guys. You're a traitor.

But actually, you're a good guy that feels bad.

Everyone in Starcrossed?

Ozzie was like a brother to me.

No, I'm sorry, Richard, okay?

I think it's really jacked up that a black fish is gonna

Come on! Abraham!

Oh, I guess...

You can't... you can't do that. Gina, don't blame yourself.

Wow. Maybe some screaming

So, uh, Kurt was dead and now he's alive.

I'm fine.

but it's actually the wrong form.

We're here to yell at the aliens.

for taking our friend, Ozzie.

Ozzie confronts Walsh about being an alien. Richard gets fired from his job and joins Agent Foster on her search for Walsh.

You mean "revenge"?

Performed... It's gonna be performed by me.

Sometimes a little self-reflection

I'm guessing he didn't.

I'll do it in 23, sir.

just gonna hog the entire session?!

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

And what's more, I realize that Richard was right.

Manipulative, emotionless, sociopathic...

Do you guys know where he is?

That, and making sure Walsh pays for his alien crimes.

No. I know you're a jerk.

that's all you'll ever see me as.

I look forward to seeing Jonathan Walsh in cuffs

We're gonna bring down the Reptilian agenda, sir!

God, that has a nice ring to it.

You're a freakin' alien!

Yes. We needed a random cross-section of subjects

Wait, like an invasion? How much time do we have?

Is it, like, harvesting our organs?

You've lied to me ever since I met you.

I hated you the first time I met you.

Why did those kids pick on me and steal my yo-yo?

No, it's not.

after you left.

You're willing to do that?

- Raise your hand. - Okay.

- NPR? - We're everywhere.

Maybe I could do the face thing for them.

I'm Special Agent Alex Foster with the FBI.

Pretty stupid. Okay, I'll take this.

_

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Do you want to start another Cold War, buster?!

Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on!

Hey, uh... murderer?

And now I'll have one of those chocolates, please.

for things that didn't really happen.

Gina uses her birthday party to distract Agent Foster so that Ozzie can sneak out to meet Walsh; The Cube pressures Jeff to clean up the ship; Don wants to tell Kelly a secret; Father Doug and Chelsea face difficulty.

I'm feeling a different kind of calling.

Just pick a card.

You'll figure it out. I'll text you the info.

Am I wearing heels?

Oy, what do I write? So much pressure.

Walsh wants to meet me alone.

but then I dropped it in the parking lot, so...

Read it to yourself, 'cause mine's personal.

Okay, well, don't feel obliged to bring me a gift.

We need to distract Alex so I can sneak out of here.

Yeah, sometimes you have to spend time

Gina, I'm sorry for making you do this on your birthday.

We had some good times together.

- I was? - So dead.

That's Mama's birthday wish.

I cannot believe this.

You know what? Um...

That's it.

Can I tell you something?

Did you talk to John?

Yeah, but I promised God that if he let me live,

is gonna be a lot harder to get out of than we thought.

Yay! Here goes nothing.

- Yeah. - Yeah, so instead...

Timothy Leary?

There goes the bravest man I've ever known.

Well, Annie was an orphan, and...

No, she was found in a mall.

- I am so surprised. - Alex!

And my name is Don.

No one told me anything.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- What do you mean? - Well...

There we go.

Yeah, that would be great.

In fact, I wish...

so I beamed down to Earth,

And why were you so close to my face when I woke up?

Gerry returns to Earth but Yvonne has a rule about not dating other experiencers; Gerry returns to StarCrossed; Father Doug and Chelsea go on their first real date; Ozzie and Agent Foster make contact with Jonathan Walsh.

Somebody stole something from my room.

Well, check out the lost and found.

Let's meet at the abandoned construction site

- Half an hour? - That's fine.

No. This isn't an online date, Ozzie.

and I want you to know it's just not the time.

Indeed, Kelly. Where have I been.

We really honor your excitement,

An uncontrollable craving for citrus fruits.

under "Susannah Marmalade."

I wanted to become a...

but your contempt for jam bands

- Alex Foster. - FBI?

Also, Ozzie and I discovered

Today is my day, and damn it,

Yeah, me, too.

and tell you how to do your FBI things.

So, prepare to have your mind blown, Agent Foster.

Please. Thank you.

Looks like you broke down.

Okay, you know what? You have to be patient, okay?

Delicious nachos.

- My God. That's... - Okay.

I'm doing great. I'm livin' the dream.

Are you two together?

What's really going on?

if you could just, please, just focus on the cabin.

It was the largest singleday protest in America.

I feel amazing.

AAnd I just want to say that II wouldn't have done this

and it's really bad, and I can't control it...

Yeah.

You know what? Hold that oddly accusatory thought.

The point is how we act now, moving forward.

I'm sorry I told everybody we were a thing.

Even though I'm an experiencer?

I like your idea of slow.

The only time he's late is if he wants to show off

he put me through.

Agent Foster continues her investigation into Walsh by meeting with StarCrossed. Yvonne leads a small team to search for Gerry -- unaware he's been abducted. Meanwhile, on the ship, Jeff asks Gerry for advice on how to deal with his new boss.

So, Jeff, how's it going?

I... I'm doing the work, the dream work,

Hey, so, how did your evaluation with Eric go?

Why haven't you called me back?

It's not about what you'll tell her,

- I don't like surprises. - See ya, buddy!

No, I'm not waiting. I'm going in!

No! No! I can do this!

Oh, don't mind me.

- Uh, just Iceland. - Ooh!

But now I kind of am.

22% of the FBI are Reptilian.

I did bring muffins.

there's a poppy seed in here.

but, yes, I'm the leader.

But I'm just here to ask some simple questions, okay?

I think you know the answer to that.

off the top of my head.

Yeah, I, uh... I failed the mission.

And my mother is not dying. Or on Iceland. Or on Earth.

how incompetent is Jeff?

with you and Don and a talking cube.

No, he was actually really understanding

He's a cube. He's a floating square.

You know, like you guys didn't do when I was in Iceland.

♪♪

You are really very good at it.

I know a lot of Richards.

during his divorce proceedings.

Richard, there are two types of men...

Will you help me find that monster, Richard?

Okay, so, I charged in here not knowing

No, but I will need to take your vacuum cleaner

My policy doesn't cover exploding robots.

and, Richard, you were the last person to see him, weren't you?

- Richard! - No!

for false imprisonment and assault of a federal officer.

My job is to find Walsh,

Look, what if, hypothetically,

not so fun, and rather confusing.

He said that? That sounds pretty charged.

I believe you can.

You feel really strongly about insurance.

Sometimes, you think you know somebody,

me.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a dancer.

like literally any... Anything else?

After learning the members of StarCrossed were on the ship as kids, Ozzie tries to get the group together. FBI agent Foster is sent to Beacon to investigate Jonathan Walsh. A merger takes place on the ship & the aliens are under new management.

You know, a lot of it actually has to do with the way that...

I graduated at the top of my class.

But you will never break my spirit.

I will take it. I'll make it sexy.

by defrauding people and laundering money.

You, uh, discovered that your girlfriend, Nancy,

Yes. Because, as it turns out, Nancy was a robot.

Where are you hiding, pretty boy?

let's just compare how good we both are.

All right? Cool.

So, how are you going to do it

and that you're a traitor and that...

No. Mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers.

and then deep fried.

Because my manager's been up my ass

and I think he's avoiding all of us, too.

Tell me again. I'm a little slow.

Okay.

He thinks everything is going to explode.

- Good job, buddy. - Yeah. Good job, Richard.

Well... I was thinking maybe we could go see your...

we'll just go downstairs,

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Mother... I am so sorry you're dying.

but I won't be here nearly that long.

Just give me a second...

They've got some rice pudding!

We're here for you, buddy.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Okay, how does this help me get out of my chair?

And we might not like what we find.

And P.S., your boss? He's a Reptilian.

So, what say we get this group back together

to make sure that you are not Reptilians.

And... I reserve the right to pull firmly on the skin

where are we going to meet?

Always pictures of my sister,

I am...

Oh, this is bad.

Hello. Are you Don?

Mm. Hmm.

Because we were dating, and I broke up with him.