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Season 1  "Episode Two"  1x2

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 07, 2015

Jamie enlists the help of his flatmate Dave as he embarks on a mission to find his missing wife Layla, while Fr Jude asks for the assistance of Sr Celine when he is given a the job of searching for the second coming of the Messiah. Rhonda is determined to return to her husband and son before the world comes to an end, but the leader of shadowy cyberterrorist group Deux Ex Machina has other plans for her.

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I mean, my life was shit, but at least it made sense.
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Do you speak Russian?
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Mum, what's happened?
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All right.
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But we need to be better than this.
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That shouldn't be there...
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OK? All my many flaws and faults, they're all your doing.
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like the box you were left in
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Well, what's the gig?
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So you are scared you will accidentally anger the Messiah?
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and that is what we are going to do.
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I don't even know where my son is.
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How do you know they ain't professional rapists?
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So why don't we just go that way, drive through the fields?
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I don't know. Yes, I mean... Look.
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You stop this ambulance or I swear to God
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I'm stuck!
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and that means not having an insane Nazi drawing attention to us.
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Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I've never looted before. I just...
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and I will have your back every time,
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I wanted to be Michael J Fox so badly.
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Oh, my God! Mate, you all right?
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Well, I'm touching red to green, and it's not working, dude!
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So the appeal worked? That's great!
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I don't even know if Spike's with him. I'm freaking out!
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then before Christ can return, there will be a false messiah.
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What if I let YOU down?
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You want to dupe the American people? If need be, yes.
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My God.
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You chose that. And... FYI, I can't help you.
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So, your son's the genius. What's his name again? Spike? Spike McNeil.
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..fight...
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And I give you my word, it WILL work.
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