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Season 8  "The Divorce"  8x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jul 10, 2011

Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 1
- You're welcome to stay. - I like this desk.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
- Hey. Good to see you. - Hello.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
- You don't like the bedding. - I like the bedding.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4
- Okay. - I think you're crossing boundaries
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
Only because I told you because you know who I am.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
50-50. You take whatever 50% you want.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
Okay. I've got some great news.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
- London! - Maybe I should go, Marty.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
- The fish chowder's yummy. - Larry!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
The team is-- The team's an asset
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
- It's the last week. - She's going for the record this year.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
- Crab legs, shrimp, potatoes. - I'm still a little bit hungry. Can I take a couple potatoes?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
What's the difference if I give it to somebody else?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
you'd have to be able to establish prior intent.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
attorney-at-law. Here's my card.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16
What small shit? There hasn't been any small things.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
Oh, thank you berry munch, ooooh.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
It's covered with caramel, rolled in toasted coconut.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
and she's a woman. She left stuff upstairs
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
Um, I don't really know how to use one of these.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
Oh okay.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
- Are you sure you're reading the right directions? - No, listen to me.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23
Take the outer tube, take your thumb and middle finger...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
- Tor scooter? When did this occur? - I was in college.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
You better go over to O'Donnell and apologize.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
- I think the whole thing is crazy. - You know what?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28
- I'm sorry. - I could have had three weeks
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
I'm here to see Mr. O'Donnell.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 30
I'm supposed to go to the baseball game with him.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 31
- I love those. - No.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32
To me, it's kind of like public school.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33
that makes you think I want to have sex with you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
- Yeah. - ( Doorbell rings )
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
- Uh, no. - Oh okay, still,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
- Oh no, you're not! - A real gentleman...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
went to high school with you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 38
- Because of Berg. - Yes.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 39
- Oi, Larry, with this-- - Oi! Again! See?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
So did you know Berg was a Swede?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
- He just won. - ( Larry snorts )
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
I'm gonna be single!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
I didn't run any-- We had a nice marriage for 20 years.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
O'Donnell's got the Swede. I should really tell him about Berg.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
Especially considering what happened with my daughter.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
No no no.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 49
Asshole! You cost me the Dodgers.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 50
It's a tampon.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
- Hey. Good to see you. - Hello.
#2
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
- You don't like the bedding. - I like the bedding.
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4
- Okay. - I think you're crossing boundaries
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
Only because I told you because you know who I am.
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
50-50. You take whatever 50% you want.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
Okay. I've got some great news.
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
- London! - Maybe I should go, Marty.
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
- The fish chowder's yummy. - Larry!
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
The team is-- The team's an asset
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
- It's the last week. - She's going for the record this year.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
- Crab legs, shrimp, potatoes. - I'm still a little bit hungry. Can I take a couple potatoes?
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
What's the difference if I give it to somebody else?
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
you'd have to be able to establish prior intent.
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
attorney-at-law. Here's my card.
#15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16
What small shit? There hasn't been any small things.
#16
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
Oh, thank you berry munch, ooooh.
#17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
It's covered with caramel, rolled in toasted coconut.
#18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
and she's a woman. She left stuff upstairs
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
Um, I don't really know how to use one of these.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
Oh okay.
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
- Are you sure you're reading the right directions? - No, listen to me.
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23
Take the outer tube, take your thumb and middle finger...
#23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
- Tor scooter? When did this occur? - I was in college.
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
You better go over to O'Donnell and apologize.
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
- I think the whole thing is crazy. - You know what?
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28
- I'm sorry. - I could have had three weeks
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
I'm here to see Mr. O'Donnell.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 30
I'm supposed to go to the baseball game with him.
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 31
- I love those. - No.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32
To me, it's kind of like public school.
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33
that makes you think I want to have sex with you.
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
- Yeah. - ( Doorbell rings )
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
- Uh, no. - Oh okay, still,
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
- Oh no, you're not! - A real gentleman...
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
went to high school with you.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 38
- Because of Berg. - Yes.
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 39
- Oi, Larry, with this-- - Oi! Again! See?
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
So did you know Berg was a Swede?
#40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
- He just won. - ( Larry snorts )
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
I'm gonna be single!
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
I didn't run any-- We had a nice marriage for 20 years.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
O'Donnell's got the Swede. I should really tell him about Berg.
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
Especially considering what happened with my daughter.
#45
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No no no.
#47
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Asshole! You cost me the Dodgers.
#49
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It's a tampon.
#50