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Season 5  "The Christ Nail"  5x3

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 09, 2005

A undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Well, you gotta break'em in. It takes a little time.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Uh, I wonder what the record is.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Have you seen it ?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
- Okay. - The son of god ! What's the matter with you ?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
What ? Nothing.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and it's kind of like, you know, if you have a driver's license
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
clean room to room without a bra.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- I'll tell her to put the bra on. - Okay.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
- Yeah ? - Yeah, they're very loud.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Cheryl and I were having a conversation the other night.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Yeah, a lot of flopping going on.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
All right, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I got a housekeeper who steals.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Honey...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
- Really ? - Yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I just found out, and I gotta tell you something.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
I'm not the one who has to go out and buy a bra.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
- I do ! - That's all.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
- Honey, there is a tooth fairy. - You're lying ! It's you !
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
You know, you're a stupid fucking idiot ! I cannot listen to this !
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
- Enough with the tooth fairy ! - Not your business, Larry,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
- Girlfriend ? - Actually, my housekeeper.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Something comfortable. She hasn't worn one in 15 years.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
See, that's what I'm saying.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
So I needed to find out what your size was !
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
and start rifling through her underwear. - I just happened to see the bra there,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
This isn't the first time it's happened.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I was putting money under her pillow because her tooth fell out.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Okay, Mr. Larry ?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
He's gonna be here any minute. Why didn't Jesus put the mezuzah up ?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
My father's pulling up ! Where's a hammer ?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
- That's Jesus' nail ! - No, I know but my father's coming right now !
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- I'm good at it. - Yeah, have your own little booth.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
He told her to tell me to go fuck myself.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
Uh, I wonder what the record is.
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Have you seen it ?
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
- Okay. - The son of god ! What's the matter with you ?
#4
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What ? Nothing.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and it's kind of like, you know, if you have a driver's license
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
clean room to room without a bra.
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- I'll tell her to put the bra on. - Okay.
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
- Yeah ? - Yeah, they're very loud.
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Cheryl and I were having a conversation the other night.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Yeah, a lot of flopping going on.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
All right, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you.
#13
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I got a housekeeper who steals.
#15
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Honey...
#16
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
- Really ? - Yeah.
#17
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I just found out, and I gotta tell you something.
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
I'm not the one who has to go out and buy a bra.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
- I do ! - That's all.
#21
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- Honey, there is a tooth fairy. - You're lying ! It's you !
#24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
You know, you're a stupid fucking idiot ! I cannot listen to this !
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
- Enough with the tooth fairy ! - Not your business, Larry,
#26
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- Girlfriend ? - Actually, my housekeeper.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Something comfortable. She hasn't worn one in 15 years.
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
See, that's what I'm saying.
#31
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So I needed to find out what your size was !
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
and start rifling through her underwear. - I just happened to see the bra there,
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
This isn't the first time it's happened.
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I was putting money under her pillow because her tooth fell out.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Okay, Mr. Larry ?
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
He's gonna be here any minute. Why didn't Jesus put the mezuzah up ?
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
My father's pulling up ! Where's a hammer ?
#40
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- That's Jesus' nail ! - No, I know but my father's coming right now !
#43
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- I'm good at it. - Yeah, have your own little booth.
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
He told her to tell me to go fuck myself.
#46
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