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Season 4  "The Surrogate"  4x7

Aired 17 years ago - Feb 22, 2004

Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 1
stealing your magazines from garbage cans?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
Yeah, you got a lot of that stuff memorized.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
Larry, I can't sign the form for you
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
You come back and if this was an abnormality, an aberration,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
There.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7
- Same time? - No, same time... two different ones.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
Uh, huge?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
I don't know whether I would ever want to have intercourse
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
I'd rather go to Tiffany's and get you a bowl.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
Anytime I see a black man in a tie and a suit,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
Let me ask you a question.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14
My friend wants to know. Why, what's the big deal?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
- No one's going to. - I'm going back to work.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
Is this the only doll?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
I don't know.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18
Oh, surprise, it says meow.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
What does that mean?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
It's a mulatto.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
Um, why don't we have some coffee or some dessert?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
Oh, that's cool.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23
You've lost complete contact with your baby.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 25
Why is-is... I mean...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
What the hell is that?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
- You want to go to the parking lot? - I'll go right now.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
Okay, that's great.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
My dad's a huge fan. This is Irving.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30
- My parents went to Spain. - Oh!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
He's putting four cashews in a bag.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
What are you doing? You bumped into my car!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34
Hang in there. Can you breathe? Keep breathing, all right?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36
Get out of town. I bought a mulatto doll today.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 37
- I have not thought about it. - I guess you had to be there.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 38
I faked like I was having a heart attack
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 39
to rush over to help you, I'd think something was wrong with you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
I didn't say anything.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
You can't keep that baby!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 42
- How fantastic is that? - Isn't that good news?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 43
- I haven't touched anything yet. - I appreciate it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 44
Why are you looking at my dick?!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 45
Think I'm gonna steal your car?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 46
Black man, no suit, he gonna steal your car.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
Black man want a car with some get up and go.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
I mean, you know, white guys, they love that shit.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 50
I got to tell you something,

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
Yeah, you got a lot of that stuff memorized.
#2
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3 #3 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
Larry, I can't sign the form for you
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
You come back and if this was an abnormality, an aberration,
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
There.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7
- Same time? - No, same time... two different ones.
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
Uh, huge?
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
I don't know whether I would ever want to have intercourse
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
I'd rather go to Tiffany's and get you a bowl.
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11 #11 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
Anytime I see a black man in a tie and a suit,
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
Let me ask you a question.
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14
My friend wants to know. Why, what's the big deal?
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
- No one's going to. - I'm going back to work.
#15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
Is this the only doll?
#16
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
I don't know.
#17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18
Oh, surprise, it says meow.
#18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
What does that mean?
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
It's a mulatto.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
Um, why don't we have some coffee or some dessert?
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
Oh, that's cool.
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23
You've lost complete contact with your baby.
#23
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Why is-is... I mean...
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
What the hell is that?
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
- You want to go to the parking lot? - I'll go right now.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
Okay, that's great.
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
My dad's a huge fan. This is Irving.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30
- My parents went to Spain. - Oh!
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
He's putting four cashews in a bag.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32 #32 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
What are you doing? You bumped into my car!
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34
Hang in there. Can you breathe? Keep breathing, all right?
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35 #35 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36
Get out of town. I bought a mulatto doll today.
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 37
- I have not thought about it. - I guess you had to be there.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 38
I faked like I was having a heart attack
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 39
to rush over to help you, I'd think something was wrong with you.
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
I didn't say anything.
#40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
You can't keep that baby!
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 42
- How fantastic is that? - Isn't that good news?
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 43
- I haven't touched anything yet. - I appreciate it.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 44
Why are you looking at my dick?!
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 45
Think I'm gonna steal your car?
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 46
Black man, no suit, he gonna steal your car.
#46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
Black man want a car with some get up and go.
#47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
I mean, you know, white guys, they love that shit.
#48
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I got to tell you something,
#50