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Season 2  "Come On, God"  2x8

Aired 12 years ago - Aug 11, 2011

The spokeswoman for a group called Christians Against Masturbation, Ellen Farber, and Louie have a debate about the morality of masturbation on a the FOX News program, Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld. Louie is the only person they could find willing to openly defend masturbation. After the show Louie goes home and masturbates while imagining a woman he had just seen on the elevator. Then, at Ellen's request, he attends a CAM meeting, and goes out for drinks with her after. She invites him up to her suite, but Louie is denied when he tries to go in for a kiss. Ellen gives a long passionate speech about how nice it would be to talk, date a long time before a kiss (but not "making out"), then finally getting to see her in her underwear on their wedding night. Then he goes to her suite bathroom to masturbate.

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Recap of Louie (2010) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 2
There is a life of joy and passion waiting for you,
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Yes.
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and then you can give that to them
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You asked me, Louie, "Have you ever been married ?"
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and inspire them to walk a path of purity.
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And you don't know God.
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And God's happy.
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we bid you a fond good night.
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Listen, I'm sorry, I--
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We can't do one without the other.
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"She's an angel...
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We think you're angels,
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Can you hold that?
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Hey.
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It's just that there's, like, zero dicks in there.
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Can you, just like, stick a whole bag of dicks in there?
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Oh, my God...
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American women are very complicated.
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Don't be ashamed to live without shame.
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So... Hey.
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You're... a thing and I'm, you know.
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to bring out the charm.
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Yes, Louie, I am very seriously a virgin.
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For you, it's gonna be this big, grown-up thing.
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She jerked me off.
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When I came, it was with such force,
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and cum and farts.
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I'm having fun, but I'm kind of sick of being out.
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Oh, well, I was born one.
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Sorry.
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it would have been a good idea.
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Like what?
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But if you don't try to kiss me,
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We could start to-- To really like each other.
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We'd get excited just to hear each other's voices.
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