The Mindy Project

In the series finale of The Mindy Project, Mindy’s fertility practice is in danger and Annette’s upcoming surgery looms large. While Mindy and Danny wait for word on the surgery, Mindy attends Morgan and Tamra’s dream wedding, where she and the rest of the Shulman gang try to find their own happy endings.

except drink, fight for my country, and vote.

It's been three weeks.

I want to cry,

I'm free from all his rules.

Danny, they're... okay.

Jody left to follow his dreams and he took out his equity.

that need my attention these days.

Someone else will just have to treat the triplets

Wow. Thank you.

like a college freshman right now.

Oh. Danny gave this to me.

He wasn't crazy about that.

Can you sit down? Your butt's in my face!

Excuse me. I personally like the way that you looked before.

Let's just say that doesn't happen to a Tookers.

Oh, thank God. I thought that was my phone.

You have an offer from a surprise investor.

You help so many people, Min,

Okay, we can work out the details later.

Mom, hey! Oh, my God, I am so sorry we were late.

- Amazing dress! - Thank you!

Okay, okay. Good-bye.

And it's a life sentence.

♪ And I can't take it no more it's a hundred degrees ♪

♪ Girl, you're the one I want to want me ♪

♪ Just the thought of you gets me so hot ♪

Give it up for Dr. Mindy Lahiri!

It's true! I've gotten several offers to leave.

Oh, no!

Hey! Are you leaving? We haven't even cut the cake yet!

My grandfather gave it to my grandmother

of this some time, eh?

I'm an idiot? You dropped out of eyebrow threading college.

All right. Let me give you a hand.

I wanted to check in on your mom, get some sour straws,

Mindy and Danny can’t agree on the best way to care for an ailing Annette. Meanwhile, Anna throws a disastrous bridal/baby shower for Tamra, where Colette has a heated confrontation with her brother, Jody.

If they can hook up a TV. They have yet to call me back.

Colette is coming with us.

their honeymoon to Essence Fest

What if a hippo snaps me in half,

I will never leave this practice.

His "Mindy" vein was popping.

I know the flag always has a gun on it.

I just wanna say I'm so sorry about earlier,

your ma to make globbity gloop.

into some pros and cons.

Oh, oui, uh...

- And I had a good enough life. - Tell you one thing.

He's not a serial killer, Danny. It's Nurse Chris.

Okay, look. You're upset.

Words cannot express... No, reaction GIFs...

Like a buffalo head for the nursery.

then I think that's what we should do.

I don't get this show. Why do they gotta talk so fast?

You're really bumming everybody out.

"Curing Cancer Through Prayer and Healthy Eating."

I have terrible aim. Think about our bathroom floor.

front and back. But you need to talk to your...

Well, Mindy always brought fun stuff to read.

Uh, I didn't get cast on "Survivor."

Out. Look, I love you.

Mary Hernandez. Jody's girlfriend.

And aren't you moving kinda fast?

Obviously, I can't.

of a baby and a bridal shower.

Thank you for having me. Where I work,

- Oh. - Clean cut.

We have a doctor who is just a torso in a wheelbarrow.

Nah, it's more like hatred of travel

I know you value my opinion above everyone else's.

right when he stopped being a huge sexist

And let's face it, guys. We're all sappy romantics.

I cannot.

Baby kidnappers. Drug addicts.

Too intense? My ma is sick.

I remember from the moment you were born,

Dr. L said I could sleep on the floor of her kitchen

I'll be, like, the only lesbian on the Upper East Side.

You're my best friend.

like you were in good hands.

Annette is furious when Mindy uncovers a secret about her and decides to get involved. Jody attempts to keep his new girlfriend from taking a job overseas, while Tamra dives head- first into Morgan’s religion.

You're seeing a cancer specialist?

Dr. Hernandez found out about his track record with ladies,

We call ourselves the Termite Club.

But with some patience, some perseverance,

I know you think I'm a lech who treats women terribly

Dogwood blossoms.

Uh, took me a while to work up my nerve to come here,

Okay. Fine.

No, no. She had an appointment

on Thursday night.

outside of marriage. Oh, my God.

or have a picnic in a sculpture garden or...

Ooh,

No, no. I'm just leaving the country.

- Oh. - Besides,

Thanks for coming in. We can discuss

During my last mammogram, they found a lump.

This is how I wanna handle it.

Look, I know that you don't want Danny to know.

I'm obviously gonna get involved.

But if you forbade me from wearing it,

- to take off my Russian shirt? - No,

named Jacques in linen pants and salt-and-pepper scruff.

You gotta make her so scared for her future

I think it's important that you try to keep

- Fine, I'll take that. - No, no, no, no.

She's gone. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

I don't mean to be rude,

I need pizza.

My body rejected it because of the taste.

We'll have to make sure you get your vaccinations.

You are trying to scare me to keep me from going.

Let's have sex again.

- I hope you're happy. - I'm only happy

Get out. Get out. Go on.

Why, so you can insult me again?

And everything else about our relationship

Tamra Tookers? I like that.

so I finished all your pork rinds.

Like, gaucho pants are making a comeback.

you're with him is 'cause he first wore you down,

I just forwarded a YouTube video about the dangers

but you've gotta push.

Mindy is forced to go solo on the honeymoon that Ben had planned for them. Hoping for relaxation and a new romance, Mindy instead finds herself on a vegan wellness retreat with her ex-fiancé Casey (Anders Holm) and his hot new wife.

When did I become such a loser?

Starring Melissa McCarthy, this summer,

Hey, are you stealing my pillow?

I have it memorized.

I feel like I'm getting a little bit of a cold.

It's called "Wild." It's by Reese Witherspoon.

I'm gonna catch the next van. I really want to try

MINDY: Wow, it's so beautiful.

of the Two Turtles Resort and Healthy Living Retreat.

and bring one to me.

You have to be very careful where you step, all right?

Well, your receptionist sent us a long note saying

No, this is my one-ymoon, so I'm mostly gonna be

- Oh. - What?

I don't need your incisive commentary right now.

MINDY: Whoa. There are actually

Thank you. What are you doing here?

♪ ♪

and you're married? I hadn't even kissed a guy

Mindy, I'm real sorry to hear about that,

BRETT: Yeah, this is a red oak, and this is a white oak.

Psst, here, bought 'em off a cleaning lady.

You know what? I should not have shouted that.

You're always tired. I guess that's what I get

has sex every night. You can't compare.

- If we're lucky. - Oh, good.

I'll just tell her that Oscar Isaac's

Yeah, but what if I see a rattlesnake?

Ugh, no signal.

It's so hot. I'm so thirsty.

[grunting]

Coming to you live from a cave I fell into.

[gasps] Oh, no, you're in rehab.

- Really? - No, that's not a thing.

- Yeah. - That is a movie.

Why would I need to find myself?

Your movies are a bunch of lies, and I demand a refund

I'm sorry, Mindy... I'm an apparition.

Okay, there's gotta be something in my bag

I really thought you were gonna be a statistic.

[quirky music]

Well, I'm done ovulating, and we've missed another month.

Hello, why isn't your suitcase in the trunk?

to kind of help pull it all together.

to get pregnant.

You're a pastor, you're a DJ, you're a shoe mogul.

but instead you're here talking to her?

I think it looks bad on both of you!

Shulman and Associates is turned upside down when Mindy hires a down-on-his-luck Brendan Deslaurier (Mark Duplass). Meanwhile, rumors fly about who’s the father of Tamra’s baby.

- I buy her coffee, she takes it. - Thank you, Dr. K.

has gone through the traditional

We make money by women having babies,

So do you think...

Duncan! You look amazing, man.

No, the point of "Frozen" is that one sibling gets

How dare you? That's goat cheese.

who stole our motorcar.'" Oh, hello, Anna.

Please tell her that the feeling is mutual.

Right.

on this Caucasian nonsense. Sheena's in the house.

I saw her turn down a Bellini for brunch,

till I find out who!

Then they went into the movie theater together

Jody did this to my Tamra. Where is he?

And to quote "A Very Madea Independence Day,"

- It's 2:00 p. m. - That's right.

Brendan Deslaurier flies in the face

I hardly think you're in a position

for the job. I plan on helping you all out

- Thanks, Dr. Deslaurier. - He's not a doctor.

You have all the space you need.

And normalizing it.

Uh, I'm pretty sure it's HIPPO,

Okay, this is none of your business.

I saw Jody and Tamra on a date together,

a portrait of himself standing over a treasure chest?

We know you're the father of Tamra's child.

you do not need to tell them anything.

Dr. K loves Madea movies, and when he goes

- then who is? - Anna, you're such a gossip.

Me too. I was hoping

that Tamra and I had sired a child...

A lot of unplanned pregnancies

my podiatrist quit the business.

I need some time to think.

Someone else might win "Skinniest Nurse" this year.

- as possible. - Can we please do this inside?

just like my high-school drama teacher.

to live with the consequences of that decision.

"I have met the future Mrs. Morgan Tookers."

Nope, I brought it from home.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Oh, well, that was just a rumor.

I wouldn't have even wanted to date

Jeremy’s hosting a party the office is actually excited for! Adding to the intrigue, Mindy invites a handsome stranger (Yassir Lester) who has an unexpected interest in Shulman and Associates. Jody competes with a beautiful doctor (Ana Ortiz) after she steals one of his patients.

Nope, she did semester at sea, and the boat disappeared.

Oh, sure. Everything's disappearing.

Karen!

are you sure you understand that big word?

Patient file... sent to...

Yes, I create robots that then box each other

Oh, the other doctors I work with?

for a bladder infection, so who knows what'll happen

- Oh! Jesus! Oh! - Are you all right?

It's true. It was amazing.

Dr. Kimball-Kinney, I know that

We're the highest-rated women's healthcare clinic in the city!

and we do it for free. ¿Comprende, cabron?

I already owned the costume. My family colonized Zimbabwe.

No, Anna invited me. We went to medical school together.

Well, that is not true. I am very altruistic.

Did I miss my chance to go out with you?

Oh thank you! I actually ate an entire boeuf bourguignon

I have three costume changes throughout the night.

Hey, I'm dressed as Meryl from "Death Becomes Her."

I can't believe this is happening.

of a Jazzercise studio! It was 1982.

- Come here, listen. - Turn the music down, Mike.

It's clearly Beverly.

David, Beverly is an odd duck. And I'm sure she wants

Beverly, what the hell? You were awful last night!

Lucky for you, I used my charm and good looks

[COUGHING]

Are you kidding me?

- No knives. - I think we avoid the knives.

Damn, Beverly, you look kind of okay.

Why am I the bad guy?

Oh my God, it's like a raccoon cemetery in there.

but at least now I know how much stuffing it would take

We got the Schulman and Associates Mobile Health Unit!

It's my favorite movie. Have you seen that?

Come with me, I'll take care of you.

Hey, stop! Stop. That is not true.

I just told you that 'cause I wanted him for myself.

Okay, I didn't know you had done that,

Yeah, but he doesn't know that yet. Just listen to what I say.

You know what? Next month, you come see me at this address.

Goodbye, Paula. Remember to take all of your antibiotics.

since I felled the wild hog that gored Grandmother.

Mindy goes toe to toe with a cliquey mom (Julie Bowen) at Leo’s school. Meanwhile, Tamra fends off the advances of an ex she never thought she’d backslide with.

All right, Morgan,

And why can't we go on a date?

All right, real quick. I get it. I hear you.

- Well, just... okay, thank you. - Oh, by the way,

- It's not an effort. - Look.

Thank you, and I pick him up at, what,

and, if possible, telekinesis ability.

Nah, man, the exact opposite. Shut up.

Robert Durst, huh?

Anyway. I was doing a load of laundry

- Oh, no. - Okay, okay.

Oh, hey, Dr. Ledreau. What're you doing here?

Sergio, va-ma-nos.

You're getting so big.

- Exsqueeze me. - Mm?

- He's a very sweet little boy. - Yeah, I know he's sweet.

[laughs] I am nothing like

Okay, well, you will see me at the next event.

I'm sure I'll gain in memories with Leo

Well, I love that Leo goes to school here,

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

are ripe and juicy for the plucking.

Looks like there's a sesame seed on the screen.

is selling these candy bars

Sorry, Colette, I just have a lot on my mind.

in the... his sheets.

And please, please let them be good.

Jeremy, you can't come.

[sighs]

I have something at my kid's school.

I don't want twins. Beyoncé owns that now.

that it's best for me and my baby

For once, no.

[quietly] Oh, God.

because it is both delicious and religious.

Not only did you not do a costume for your child,

We get it. We all have jobs.

♪ ♪

not punch a lady and destroy a tree.

by seeing you in my office again.

The syrup maple? I picked that out

He's even found time to chaperone

They can overcome anything. Even absentee mothers.

or sing him to sleep every night.

Fundraising, composing newsletters.

- to say congratulations. - Thank you, Morgan.

gets to share something so special with you.

♪ ♪

I'm not here to hit you.

You know, we can't all be Ivanka Trump.

Mindy turns to her ex Cliff for help navigating her messy divorce. But Peter is back in town to help pull Mindy out of her slump with an epic office karaoke party!

but, well, I was "entertaining."

and I think she has a point.

Well, there's some weird guy out there asking for you.

Peter, I have missed you so much.

but my marriage was just not meant to be.

Guys, it's great to see you, but you disgust me.

when I was chased out of a massage parlor for my demands

I think he might be my favorite Jew,

Hey, that's my sandwich.

- It's very modern of you. - No, dingus.

Well, Parvati, what do you do?

I will always... nah! No, Mindy!

11:00 A. M. on the dot. I am very regular.

I even grew an inch last month; you seem to be shrinking.

Wow, Lauren.

The rats are starting to eat the cockroaches,

Jeremy, Jodi, Anna.

She's not that pretty.

He's been acting so sad.

She put a colander in the toilet

You want to have lunch with me?

Professional? You need a pap smear?

Jerem... I'm sorry.

Let me smoke about it. And let me stroke about it.

I'm loving the new attitude, Dr. L.

She's a living, life-size Bratz doll,

and if you can find a weird girl

Why were you on the floor?

Lauren, do you know he wants half of everything I own?

- Hey, where is Peter anyway? - Oh, Peter.

his tracking device, but what am I supposed to do here?

No, that can't be true. I do her laundry.

Ah, can someone take a picture? Someone take our picture.

We should be singing about her troubles and financial woes.

Isn't it ironic?

after forcing me to attend this party.

Hey, Morgan, I just walked by

It must all just be nostrils now.

'cause it's awkward with some ex at work.

Yeah, I mean you went through a divorce last year.

You know what. I knew it, I knew it.

Bye.

I think about the day that I turned you down,

♪ And you'd stay ♪

♪ Words are like weapons ♪

♪ But baby, if I could turn back time ♪

Shulman & Associates is buzzing with drama! As Mindy adjusts to married life with Ben, Jeremy tries to take things to the next level with Anna, while Tamra makes a life-changing decision.

♪ ♪

We're going to a lecture on 12th-century embroidery at the Cloisters.

Everyone, just so you know,

I'm actually here as a patient.

You want to be a single mother by choice?

Part of this procedure would require you

Do you just, like, slide all over each other?

in the men's powder room.

You're right. That's cool.

There is a Roxette cover band playing.

It's just a long... scary, sharp needle

♪ ♪

[relaxing music]

I need my special pills. You know the ones.

It's sexual harassment.

Oh, no. Your bird, Roger, finally died.

I love how direct you are.

and get back to you at a later date.

Let me guess. Elderly husband.

By the end of this class,

We got a class clown, everyone.

My former lover?

I've only ever had three boyfriends.

[nasally] "No man will ever be good enough for my Anna"?

what else is out there, as they say.

Is that Oscar Pistorius?

I text you when I cut my toenails this morning.

♪ ♪

Your progesterone level is way too low.

So you're gonna give yourself the injections?

♪ ♪

Ben? Ben?

I've been in New Jersey for the past two days.

and not realize it wasn't you, but you know what,

As I'm hearing these excuses,

Okay, but we have to hang out tonight.

♪ ♪

Enough is enough. Jody!

Beverly washed all the doctors' lab coats

I was related to the boss, and he took my side.

I feel like things are running better than they ever have.

but I was wrong for getting you fired,

Colette? Hello, Colette?

Yeah, we're cool, until I get another girlfriend.

You just gotta keep doing this for a little while longer,

Good. 'Cause I already did.