Aired 8 years ago - Jul 05, 2016
A mishap at Leo's school forces Danny and Mindy to spend time together. Jody tries to win back Mindy's trust with an extravagant gift.
Aired 8 years ago - Jun 28, 2016
After Morgan and Jeremy visit Danny in his new office, Mindy is visited by an unexpected new patient. A dirty secret threatens a budding romance.
Aired 8 years ago - Jun 21, 2016
When Mindy encounters a chance to turn Leo into a child star, she asks Jeremy to teach her how to be a "momager.''
Aired 8 years ago - Jun 14, 2016
A softball tournament for medical professionals makes Mindy's life even more complicated.
Aired 8 years ago - Jun 07, 2016
Mindy, Morgan and Jody go to her alma mater, Princeton, for a presentation, but things go awry when Jody's girlfriend tags along.
Aired 8 years ago - May 31, 2016
Mindy takes a spontaneous trip to visit Peter in Texas, where she tries to seduce a handsome stranger. Meanwhile, Peter is keeping a secret from his wife, Lauren.
Aired 8 years ago - May 24, 2016
Mindy advises a patient against having a child with her on-again, off-again boyfriend even though it tests the boundaries of her professional ethics. Meanwhile, Danny's old office is turned into a lounge by the nurses.
Aired 8 years ago - May 17, 2016
Casey returns to New York, and Mindy must fight the temptation to reignite a relationship with her former flame.
Aired 8 years ago - May 10, 2016
Mindy goes on a date with an Indian guy who questions her Indian heritage; hurt by this, Mindy starts hanging out with more Indian people; Jody and Morgan fight over the same girl, who has a shocking secret.
Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2016
In search of a no-strings-attached hookup, Mindy dabbles with online dating. After a few embarrassing encounters, she steps up and asks for what she wants. Jody accidentally invites everyone over for a viewing party of the office’s favorite TV show.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 26, 2016
Mindy realizes she needs help to get her finances in order so she enlists the help of Whitney, Jeremy's ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jeremy begins dating a much older woman.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2016
After her breakup with Danny, Mindy begins to date again. Meanwhile, Colette finds it difficult to tell Jody that she is moving in with Morgan.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 12, 2016
Mindy and Jody host a group of wild college girls, in town for spring break to get their eggs frozen. When Mindy gets distracted by a romantic night with Danny, the girls wreak havoc on New York City.
Aired 8 years ago - Dec 08, 2015
The evolution of Mindy's relationship with Danny is examined through flashbacks to her start at Shulman & Associates.
Aired 8 years ago - Dec 01, 2015
Mindy excitedly tends to her first pregnant patient at her new fertility clinic, but is suspicious Danny may be trying to get her pregnant again.
You would text me,
say, "He's asleep,"
Your baby girl is as healthy,
and dare I say,
I'm not a fraud!
Bye.
Okay, that's a little rude.
You wear a men's medium.
I wear a women's wide.
The baker says I have
to bring my fiancee.
I would like to take you
on a real date tonight.
- but yeah, I'm in.
- Great.
We had Prosec...
Damn, we drank a lot.
Look, tonight,
I wanna focus on you.
It is like a fairy tale.
Don't worry,
he'll just erase it again.
OML, the ovulation of Mindy Lahiri.
I track it too.
I knows that gets me riled up.
I can't believe
he tried to trap me.
I need you to prescribe
me birth control.
How? Where is my pad?
Well, I feel silly,
but thank you for seeing me.
I've seen so many
pictures of you,
Would you go up to
a fisherman and be like,
Maybe I could learn to
appreciate it at least,
- He's not...
- I'll see you at 8:00.
Wow, flowers for me?
Well you never know
what the future holds.
We're not trying,
but we're not not trying, so...
Wow, Jody, that's the quickest
you've ever said anything.
I have no idea, I mean,
I can't read his mind.
I love Danny, but I don't
want to have another fight.
I find your lack of support
for Dr. Lahiri appalling.
- I mean, she's got to have it.
- Is this going somewhere?
but I changed, and so did you.
If she's important
enough to you,
Again? Okay.
[traffic sounds]
Man, I got married
so I could stop dating.
Ooh, that's harsh!
We're actually on a first date.
I'll tell you what's
wrong with me.
- Oh, this is a betrayal?
- It's a betrayal, yes!
That I thought you were being
really romantic this week.
It is fine for you to want kids,
If I want to go to work,
it means I'm a bad mother.
Look, Mindy. Look at me.
- That's selfish.
- I'm selfish?
and whenever I decide to
do something, it's selfish.
That's probably true.
[phone beeps]
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 24, 2015
Mindy and Danny’s parents meet for the first time and their clashing personalities make for an awkward engagement party. Meanwhile, Mindy must confront Danny with a secret.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 17, 2015
Mindy joins a support group out of sheer loneliness while Danny is out of town; Morgan and Colette discover what Tamra does in her spare time.
Hi.
"Covered in sauce."
and the toilet seats are
huge for people like us.
My fiance has been
gone for three months,
Yeah, and it's been really,
really hard.
You know what? Denise, um,
I'm going to hang her flyer up.
Tamra's got a music gig
she didn't tell us about.
And you can tell
Gordon I said...
- Yeah, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, well, Danny could never
live in this apartment.
- Hello.
- You're James, right?
Well, my friend Peter
will show you around.
No, I mean having her
fiance die so young.
Good news, everybody.
Loretta wants the apartment.
And we got desserts,
and they're good now
in Hurricane Katrina
to get on the cover
Who would Danny be a stunt
double for? Anna Kendrick?
No one has complemented
my chili pepper shirt.
♪ Like your tiny
beady eyes ♪
♪ And now you are a curse ♪
that lets in uggos like us.
and the Knicks City
Dancers and I'd be honored
♪ I still smell your
grandmother's house sometimes ♪
Colette. Idiot.
Oh! Ah, my kneecap!
Really?
died...
So both your spouses
died on movie sets?
And they say he just disappeared
I think he's going to be there,
but he's not.
I know, I know,
but now you're glad that I did
When I think about what these
creeps have done to her...
I'm just a nine.
Nine and a half.
That's actually
a good idea for a song.
♪ Hol up, we Dem boyz ♪
- Oh, no.
- You did your best, Peter.
Whoa. He's eating
a sundae with Tiger Woods.
Oh, he's my favorite
mixed-race celebrity.
I shouldn't be part of
your bereavement group anymore.
My fiance is not dead.
who actually wanted
to listen to me.
and we're gonna laugh.
Sounds like you two had
a delightful evening.
here last night,
someone just propped open the door
and I blew it off
for my music gig.
Tam, I was wrong last night.
You didn't say good-bye
after I betrayed you.
Hey, here's something weird.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 10, 2015
Mindy becomes convinced that she must get Leo into the best pre-school in Manhattan. However, with Danny out of town, she must enlist the help of her work nemesis, Jody, to impress the admissions committee.
Whoa, Anne-Marie?
- Hey, I'm really proud of you.
- Thank you.
I need someone to
tie me to the mast
One, because I don't want to,
Someone just bribed
a secretary at Little Doorways
This is New York City, girl.
Everyone's story is impressive.
The gods surely must
be smiling on me today.
What? Are you kidding me?
"Away for a little
while." I see.
We're hosting a prospective
parents' night tomorrow.
I played "Man
who passes out programs."
I couldn't help but eavesdrop.
I would love to be your date.
- Thank you.
- But you can't come with me.
Can't believe I'm asking you this,
but you're my last resort.
Congratulations,
you are now married
For one night, can you just
pretend that you're not a jerk?
Oh, cool.
Um, he's a man.
- Open house.
- Get out of here.
Excuse me, ma'am,
but I beg to differ.
start with exceptional families.
I'll have you know he is
so old that every night
the conflict-free
Shiraz talking,
Marina Abramovic
is nude in there.
Good guy? I don't know.
Good ol' boy, sure.
I look like a hot witch, dude.
Jody has never mentioned you.
You poor dear.
Hmm. I never thought Jody
could commit to one woman.
This is so nice.
Oh.
I thought you had changed,
and I think we should
order some more appetizers.
- What?
- Just now in the bathroom?
I think you've embarrassed
yourself enough for tonight.
I'll bring back the basket tomorrow.
Good-bye.
We have a life together.
I mean, we just got a pool.
Like, a sitcom with
all-white characters.
okay?
You wined and dined.
Did you not 69?
I don't have time
for this right now.
and you're so drunk you
could accept a Golden Globe.
Do not leave this room.
I'm a real sport-head.
Pfft. Whoa, nothing but net!
I mean, there's not one.
♪ I'm crossing
you in style ♪
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 03, 2015
When Mindy's fertility practice faces financial trouble, she finds herself forced to take on an unlikely business partner.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 27, 2015
Mindy looks for a new nanny when she doesn't think her mother-in-law is right for the job; Jody tries to come between Jeremy and his scheming girlfriend.
while being more expensive
by unit,
We can go to lunch. I'm not
doing anything important.
This works so much better
for my schedule.
on more than one occasion.
- Tamra.
Tamra!
- Whoa.
That is a cool accent.
[mocks French language
with gibberish]
- I will raise your child like
it was one of my own weasels.
You have known her forever.
You look normal.
- I think she looks weird.
I sold my toenail clippings
to a pervert in Idaho.
- We'll discuss it.
Yeah, ah-la-la, good.
[cell phone vibrates]
- No matter is so urgent
- Thank you, Tamra.
You may go now.
He taught me to love medicine,
while I eat a sandwich
on the toilet.
- [knocks on door]
- ♪ Whit... ♪
- It was supposed to be
for both of us.
And just to say thank you
for all that you've done,
Who wants their mother-in-law
hanging around all the time?
- Bye.
- See ya.
Oh, thank God.
My lunch is here.
- Are you absolutely positive
That, my friend,
constitutes slavery
I have my walking group.
- The Staten Island Strutters!
Just send me the bill.
- Okay.
Jeremy, that is wonderful news.
- I didn't pay for the wedding.
I didn't.
- You know what, everybody?
Grandmothers are overrated.
As the founder of the very
poorly attended Grandma-Con,
- How dare you, Dr. L.
I was raised by my grandmother
What did the nanny do?
- What's wrong?
- I'm sorry. Who are you?
- I'm Jeremy's friend.
- All right, enough.
Who do I make the check out to?
Some inbred Civil War general
- But I thought you said
you wanted him to be famous.
They got rid of Big Mumps
and Big Polio.
- Yeah, but I meant, like,
fired in a couple hours
I'm sorry, but I'm not supposed
to bring my baby into work.
- Hey, hey, quit grabbing at me.
Maybe, in a way,
this is what had to happen.
You are so selfish,
you have no concept
I don't know what to do.
Such a bad idea.
- Okay, it's just for an hour.
I would really appreciate that.
so I can strike you.
- No, I won't. I won't.
Now, if you still feel like
you'll feel better...
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 20, 2015
Danny goes on a road trip with Morgan to California that includes a surprise stop.
We're in the middle
of pie season, Jack.
- Ow!
- Get away.
- Okay, I think we've both
had time to cool off,
- Okay, we're not doing
any of that.
[4 Non Blondes'
"What's up?" playing]
Hello!
♪ ♪
I hate the silent treatment.
Come on, man!
And I know earlier I said
sometimes I get nauseous
- Dr. C, I threw up also
back here,
And then when
he's done with her,
Dear Sweet Jesus Christ,
fall out of
the Stair Genie again.
Look, I'm ready
to start talking.
I thought maybe
to make it up to you,
- Yeah, yeah, you told me,
several times.
- Hey, you know,
why don't you...
- You lied to me! You're going
on your secret mission.
- Dad, is that you?
- [coughs] Introduce me.
and you never once
told them about me?
we'd stop here on the way
and sort things out.
- I just can't believe
you're here, Dad!
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
but I convinced mom
to let me have the party today
- Thanks.
That means a lot.
It's just accidents
and suicides.
- That's really curious.
- Yeah.
I'm really lucky.
- Michael J. Fox replaced him,
like, two weeks into filming.
- Grandpa had a heart attack?
brown eyes.
that she could have
blue-eyed children.
and I don't have enough money
to get him a car
Oh, God!
- [gasps] What?
that you came
from something good.
- No, no.
But ask yourself this,
what is the best revenge?
The point is, I'm staying.
- Exactly.
Being in the Midwest make you
realize how skinny I am?
Look, I get it.
- Oh, my God.
Danny, it worked.
♪ My baby don't mess around
because she loves me so ♪
I'm back from the golf club, and
I'm ready to meet your friends.
Now, I know this might
seem a little weird,
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 13, 2015
Mindy's a stay-at-mom, but she's not very good at it, so she lets Danny take a crack at the job. Meanwhile, Morgan finds an unlikely girlfriend.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 06, 2015
Mindy brings her baby to work only to discover that her newest co-worker is not very baby (or Mindy) friendly.
but I can do whatever
I want with them, okay?
Hey, Tamra, I need your help.
Check this out.
No woman wants a dance
as a push present.
I have never been
so offended in my life.
Hey, what's up, Leo?
How you doing, dude?
and I've never been offered
a ride on Dad Express.
but they're not...
they're not this cool.
I'm sorry.
Go home early?
What are you, crazy?
to two full-time jobs
and raising a baby.
I don't know, Morgan.
Maybe Danny's right.
What the hell are
you doing here?
siblings Jody
and Colette Kimball-Kinney.
I didn't really want to,
but she's such a good listener.
Um, Jeremy,
why did you hire these clown?
we'd wrestle till supper.
Come on.
Plus, I love my new co-workers.
who Mrs. Morrison is.
I invented Mrs. Morrison.
He is the antithesis of
everything that I stand for.
I mean, you wouldn't have to
work with Jody or anybody.
He keeps calling me "Biscuit."
Okay, fine. Yes, I am stressed,
Yes, sorry, sorry.
I left it for her
as a surprise this morning.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, I'm sorry.
Well,
it obviously looks bad
I mean, no dance, no sweater.
Okay, Leo,
we're gonna find out the dirt
- Oh, uh, hey, Jody's sister.
- Hey.
I'm just allergic
to the big city.
At least we did,
until an Uber driver
I mean, look, you already
made friends with me,
- Oh, that was nice.
- Has the same impact
Yeah, it was the hardest thing
Actually,
Dr. K was a perfect gentleman.
for the baby. How cute is that?
Your vagina is not
supposed to be a mystery.
Ooh, you can get her
a necklace that says,
No, look, I want to get
Mindy something good
Well, she love being a mom,
and work stresses her out,
I never thought about that.
- Jody is not a sexist.
- Oh, yes.
We all know that men are dirty,
disgusting rascals.
Had to go
back to the therapist.
- Technically, yeah.
- What?
Oh, you would love that,
wouldn't you?
Well, let me get my slippers,
make myself comfortable.
And honestly,
there's someone at home who
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 29, 2015
Mindy's attempt to liven up her maternity leave leads to excitement, danger and a big fight with Danny; Tamra spreads some hot gossip about Jeremy's new girlfriend.
That's sweet, but we are
saying "daddy" and "mommy."
I love you, too.
Bring it in. Bring it in.
because I was admiring
a butter-yellow dandelion
And I'm as happy
as a prawn in sauce.
- to plan what I'm going to wear.
- Get outta here.
More importantly, if he quits,
[phone ringing]
How can you be bored?
Leo, your daddy
gave me a present.
Now, let's...
not have a single joke?
Well, you know,
we're kind of in the same boat.
Yeah, this is a social call.
Eileen, I need you to be quite.
Jake and Maggie are
my favorite actor siblings.
♪ Gold coins everywhere ♪
so you can't see
their boobs so good.
Fuego. New lovers.
No, don't worry.
He doesn't suspect anything.
Peter Sarsgaard
said to your mommy,
I'm missing your guts so much.
I'm on my way home for lunch!
Excuse me? Oh, thank God.
Okay, that's a plan B.
I need to help my baby, please.
- For Bieber.
- Oh, God.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
Uh, there is a hiding spot
under some floorboards
Got really excited
and I knocked it over.
No, leave, leave. Please leave.
Bye, sweetheart.
And I loved falling asleep to
you munching on peanut brittle.
empowerment reasons,
not for old-fashioned sad ones.
- Yes. Yes!
- I haven't even said...
I gave myself two hours to hang
up this photographic collage
I was gonna tell
you this in person,
We'd given each other nicknames.
can I borrow your stapler?
Wait, I can see her,
but she can't see me.
- That sounds like...
- Ew, no.
she took their son to
a book signing today.
I didn't hear...
I didn't hear them say that.
Yeah, well, I didn't love
"Brokeback Mountain."
Hey, man, it's kinda hard
to maintain an erection
Bah, bah, bah.
Muh, muh, muh, muh, muh.
- A drink? A drink!
- Quiet.
Dr. C, I think
the wind blew the door.
Oh, forgive me. Jeremy Reed.
You want the truth?
So, when you said
he doesn't suspect anything,
No, from now on every day
is business formal day.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 22, 2015
Danny and a very pregnant Mindy cannot agree on a birthing plan, but these OB-GYNs are reminded that some things are totally out of their control.
I heard that stuff's unnatural,
Big Fertility wants to change
the way we make new life.
Drug-free birthing techniques
for every kind of family,
And ISIS.
Easy for you to say,
Brooke Burke!
Y'all mad.
That video was hella compelling.
Morning, Danny.
It's nicer, too.
Oh, don't worry about that,
Dr. Lahiri.
Well, you have time to decide.
This was an amazing tour.
That's why your personality
turned out this way.
Yeah, I stand by it.
But who knows?
You know what?
Just pay it forward.
Come over here.
Try this arrabbiata.
Not tonight.
Why'd you tweak my tit?
Were you trying to boink
the baby out of me?
Your body knows how to
do this... it knows.
between spin classes.
that's a rite of
passage for a woman.
your first big challenge
of being a mom?
Whoo! Expo is here, Dr. L!
Well, who am I?
Thank you, Morgan. You're right.
You got it.
Oh, I have
a brother named Frank.
Yeah, Mindy and I had
a difference of opinion.
Ha!
even though I am
1,000 months pregnant.
Okay, that's hilarious.
on a date with silverware?
Mindy, your water just broke.
messed with your birth
control in the first place.
when we have more information.
I'm just gonna keep
my legs closed,
Thank God you're here.
I just got this
crazy woman pregnant
she always tries to pretend
like it's not happening.
- The baby's coming.
- Danny!
You're ruining
my best friend's body,
Oh, God, I just want my birthing
suite and my playlist.
[playing ukulele] - ♪
I've been working ♪
Excuse me, sir.
Breathe this in.
Listen, you should have kids,
but not for a long time.
Tamra. Sweet Tamra.
[gasping] Okay, I have an idea.
It hurts so much, Danny.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 15, 2015
Since Danny won’t propose, Mindy dreams of married life with the perfect man. Meanwhile, Danny tries to stop Mindy’s parents from marrying her off to an eligible Indian bachelor.
And don't get me started
on this ugly piano.
- What? What?
- Oh, my God, oh, my God!
Last night I wished I had never
gotten together with Danny,
and he wanted to
marry my fat ass?
to tell me the truth
about how we first met.
I'm obviously
a beautiful woman, dude.
That's my favorite
franchise of shows.
So, Dr. Lahiri, are you
happy to be back in India?
who left my daughter in
a vulnerable situation,
Sonu, my tinnitus.
Finally, someone who gets it.
So in this reality,
I have the same job,
Duh, I spend half my life
kneeling on this floor.
I'm not even Catholic.
It's boring as hell
Okay, universe,
I guess the lesson here is that,
[crying]
No, but since the father
won't step up to the plate,
- That's Japan.
- That's Japan.
there's a new pop song
out celebrating butt size.
Oh, my God.
so... I'm gonna go.
Fake doctor.
Oh, maybe Danny's right.
like Peter Lawford
and Joey Bishop.
to push Mindy into
an arranged marriage.
only to have you say yet again
and he is so pleased
with my work on
Okay, I'm sure my parents are
gonna be very proud about that.
We have an open relationship.
That is so sweet, Danny.
The waiter kept saying,
"Sir..." [doorbell rings]
as a joke, like, "I'm in an open
relationship with chili fries."
Our ki... we're not having kids!
It's not exactly
the most lucrative career.
Uh, no, I was... I was annulled.
Or the fact that he's rich
I'm the father of Mindy's baby.
35-year-old woman who doesn't
like the way condoms feel.
My daughter is a ray of light
because this is her mother,
If I grew up seeing
a marriage like this one,
Now. Get out.
Wait, were you ever
featured in "Cosmo"
No, I will not leave.
but I'm prepared to
make things right.
If you had put as much
time into your relationship
Are you out of your mind?