Aired 11 years ago - May 14, 2013
When Mindy decides to go to Haiti on a volunteer mission with Casey, Danny and his ex-wife, Christina, throw a party for them that they will never forget.
- There's an "R" and an "M" right there.
- Ehh!
But you're about to move
to a third-world country
I think they're betting on
how long you'll last in Haiti.
You're too ticklish.
A camping trip
with no running water
I will email you my
preferred breakfast sandwich.
You know, Mindy, voodoo
isn't just curses.
cut your hair short, you know?
Oh, Danny, Danny!
Relax, man!
I don't know, I love scary stories.
Dr. C, you were, like,
"oh, God, I'm so scared.
- Stand up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I was kinda brave today,
I think.
just landed in my eye.
I think this should be
the last tick check
If we camped out full-time?
A little crowded in here.
Good night.
but there's no way
she's gonna get it.
Like half the time.
Like night time.
Yeah. But that's
not the case, is it?
What are you gonna do?
Quite frankly, it's the kind
of thing I would do.
Shirley temple with vodka, right?
It's so funny, you are
the last person I dated
- Oh, Latin I'm detecting there, right?
- Yeah.
for a whole year.
Lucy and I,
I mean, we're crazy.
Yeah.
I'm really proud of these.
Danny, are you smoking?
- No, I am not hiding.
- Are you hiding?
by the time you get back,
I'll probably be married,
Guys do freak out
when you move that fast.
But I, uh... I see where
you're coming from.
What are you... what?
No, no, no.
And I said, "thank you."
because I work too much,
I'm kinda selfish,
I love dating you.
All right.
I wish you'd just...
I'm obviously not white, Tamra.
Oh, my God.
♪ Get back, get down
Wow, Carol, all three babies
are doing great.
Everywhere you look,
there's a baby.
Casey.
Casey Peerson,
I need to talk to you.
Quit it!
Oh, my God!
I know. I was wrong.
I was just scared
Also, we're really good together.
Aired 11 years ago - May 07, 2013
Mindy acts as a mentor to a college student. But when Casey and Mindy unexpectedly hit a rough patch, she decides to drown her sorrows at a frat party where she reunites with her old flame, Tom, and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy try to woo Morgan away from the midwives.
but, you know,
the patients loved it.
I showed her the office,
Well, that's not the news.
Okay.
Oh.
Obviously, I know that.
Yeah, if was 20 or a tortoise.
What the hell
are we doing here?
- Um... um...
- Morgan.
like we're in a business movie
in the '80s?
Guys, guys.
That's ridiculous.
You are gonna take a pay cut,
Don't let him... don't let him
tempt you like that.
The Haitians need help
after their Tsunami.
Do you know how inspirational
you've been to me today?
You can drink out
of anything except cups.
Sorry, I didn't realize
it was you guys.
My Uncle took his pacemaker out
- Don't make me...
- Oh, my... oh, wow.
What is it about the Deslauriers?
Morgan, everything has changed now.
I'm gonna gel up
and put on my dragon t-shirt.
The '90s? Kill me.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Are you okay?
like, doing it for me anymore.
But that's cool.
Whatevs.
It's a good thing, you know.
Hey, sorry. Sorry.
Oh, all right, all right.
Especially old ones
who will remind drunk girls
Can I get seven back?
I really am, you know.
Really?
with a guy named the gooch.
Hey, I'm really glad
I ran into you.
Katie, Katie.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
I am not leaving this frat house
I'm not,
I just can't stop spinning.
Okay, there.
Katie, a real man should be
impressed by your brain.
It's been great seeing you,
but I shouldn't.
That's, like, what everyone's
doing now, right?
to have sex plans
with my girlfriend?
But I'm not gonna do that
'cause I'm a grown-up.
Hey!
Not the foosball.
Just play dead, Casey.
Stop it!
Oh!
Danny!
Yo, that was awesome in there,
by the way.
'Cause this guy said
I was his brother.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 30, 2013
When Danny's ex-wife, Christina, comes back to New York to confront Danny about an emotional letter he had written to her, Morgan confesses that he had sent the letter unbeknownst to Danny, causing Danny to fire Morgan out of anger. Meanwhile, the
rest of the staff compete in a triathlon and go head-to-head with the midwives, who have hired Morgan to work for them.
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Aired 11 years ago - Apr 09, 2013
As the doctors of Schulman and Associates prepare for a medical conference in Santa Fe, NM, Mindy receives a message from her ex-boyfriend, Josh, who is now living there and wants to talk. But Mindy is in for a surprise when she discovers why Josh
moved west. Meanwhile, Morgan helps Jeremy work on a potentially career-changing presentation, which doesn’t go according to plan.
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Aired 11 years ago - Apr 04, 2013
When Mindy decides to have a night out by herself in the city, she hits it off with a stunningly handsome man who turns out to be a prostitute. Horrified, Mindy tries to avoid him until she realizes she needs a date for Danny and Alex’s dinner party, so she gives him a makeover a la “Pretty Woman”
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 02, 2013
When Mindy goes on a date with a cute minister named Casey, she feels compelled to attend his church to show him that she is a good person. But when Casey admits to Mindy that he thinks she's a selfish person, she decides to go on the practice's volunteer trip to a women's prison to prove him wrong.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 26, 2013
Danny gets caught sneaking out the office supply of painkillers for his troublemaker childhood friend Stevie who has instant chemistry with Mindy. Meanwhile, Mindy is in for a shock when Heather, Josh's ex-girlfriend who ruined Mindy's Christmas
party, shows up at her doorstep to ask for her blessing to move into her apartment building. Mindy says yes, but immediately begins to plot ways to ruin Heather's rental application.
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Mindy, I've been examining
the company's prescription logs,
Oh, my God,
I guess it kind of makes sense,
Please, we need you.
because of
your troubled personal life
Your crippling addiction
has made you really weird,
Okay, I know
what's going on with Dr. C...
a platter of fries,
one of his friends at the office
late at night
Give me some pills?
Yeah.
Continue.
What'd you do?
- More importantly, am I in danger?
- No.
You obviously all love it!
Danny, we could get
shut down, okay?
I don't know, D.
This place feels too fancy.
They're concerned
from a legal aspect.
It's like the Gargano brothers
used to.
Can I get a little crushed red
on this cardboard?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Thank you.
I almost never fall down.
- Metrosexual cheese balls?
- Hey.
Wow.
Hey, you know any little girls
who wanna see some capades?
Ariel...
Busting out of her shells.
You can't go out with this guy
I taught him that move.
I'm sorry, what were you doing
You did not have the guts
to be direct with your friend,
when I'm changing?
I'm... I'm...
How you doin'?
to be direct with you.
but there's plenty
of great places in Manhattan.
Hold on one second.
She has something to tell you.
like you stole my boyfriend!
I'm sorry, but I'm still not sure
and then they move in.
Well, I suppose
I have a few more birds
No, it's not possible.
No. Yeah, not possible.
You're definitely not that guy.
I shouldn't have brought him.
You were right.
He'll be okay with this.
Yes!
but that hand on your ass,
that was real.
I know who you are.
You know,
Stevie's really keen on you.
This wasn't a good idea.
We...
Oh, my God, is that Danny?
He was enormous.
Okay, yeah, that's funny.
That's enough.
- Hey!
- What?
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 19, 2013
Mindy's friends and co-workers unintentionally throw her the worst birthday party ever. And, after storming out, Mindy stumbles upon a new group of friends with whom to celebrate. But when she ends up in a fight with her new pals, she receives help
from someone in her recent past. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy compete for the affection of Mindy's friend.
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Born in Evansville, Illinois, 1977.
Happy Birthday, miss Mindy.
That's usually a guy's name, right?
- Wow, traveling's really cool.
- It's America's loss.
So because you're interested,
No.
Oh, man, I wish I had a microwave.
Yeah, you say it, like,
You keep saying that you never
have time to go to the gym,
that birthday celebrations
are the worst.
Well, then I apologize,
see you guys later.
Have a great life.
to life, liberty,
and chicken wings.
Okay, so what can I get you?
at a Chinese restaurant,
didn't you, Gwen?
whoa, stop.
Where are your friends?
No, I'm gonna be joined
by my cool friends.
I wish I could share
your cavalier attitude, Danny.
Well, I guess
we might as well check?
You wear cool sashes
so people know what's up.
and they criticize me
for being chubby.
So, Alex, I grew up
in the tri-state area.
This is her.
and my friends wouldn't let me.
Whoa, he's a stockbroker who's
"working" on a Saturday night?
You're wrong,
and you're not my friend.
You work here?
Eulyptical machine.
I'm dreading seeing them
again though at work.
Okay.
It's crazy.
I'm listening.
because he's got that great hair
Go, go, go, go, go.
- Aah!
- Oh, my God!
that I just ditched
30 of my friends
Oh, well, doc, I better
head back to the car,
How would you feel
about being promoted?
Well, it beats bussing tables.
I gotta...
I gotta turn it on first.
I don't know, this is
really something to see.
Morgan!
I don't care that you're paralyzed.
So I'm fine.
Wait, what?
Hey, gang, this is nice.
Let me tell you three things.
One is professional.
that make you seem
like a fat loser.
- that I should probably get myself.
- Yes.
You guys think
this is so disgusting.
Guys, guys, stop, stop.
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 26, 2013
Mindy reunites with her "first kiss," Sam. The two reminisce about their time at Jewish summer camp, and soon rekindle the sparks of their teen romance.
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 19, 2013
When Mindy is asked to host a medical segment on the local news, she turns to Maria Menounos for help; Beverly has a difficult time keeping up with modern culture and technology when she returns to work as an administrative assistant.
Before you know it,
they've got Billy Bush.
at the gym all the time,
(Beverly) That's the beauty
of my ageism lawsuit...
I'm not gonna let this job
slip through my filthy hands.
not dashes.
your discomfort
is not from early labor.
Why does everyone
always think they're anemic?
as a physician,
because on one hand,
that you just
straight up don't like?
Dr. Jeremy Reed.
This is all so sudden.
I've never seen
such overt sexism.
"Didn't like it"?
[Laughing] Wha...
before I even
wanted to be a doctor.
that was saved from the roof
during hurricane Katrina.
Well...
I believe congratulations
is in order.
I did not say that.
Other people said it.
until I find my kanye.
Okay.
Okay, great.
You're not part
of the core group.
You deserve this.
I'm so glad it's you.
an older white man
to give me the news?
And, uh, there might be
"crotcharazzi."
It's informative,
Local news is
the only news I watch.
They have a DJ
who mashes up '80s hip-hop
What'd you say?
Nothing.
"hi.
I'm Dr. Mindy Lahiri,
♪ Vagina, vagina,
vagina, vagina ♪
(Mindy) And that is
the unfortunate democracy
It's gonna be great, okay?
Relax. It's gonna be great.
Oh, God.
It's my patient Kelsey.
She hung up on you?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna go there.
I'm gonna be right back.
Okay, Kelsey, you are not
in labor, just as I thought,
I don't know, Kelsey.
I'm just...
Okay. Hey, guys. We're all good.
This is her, see?
It's like everything that you like.
Oh.
Yeah, I would love
to watch the local news,
"Focus on health
with Dr. Mindy."
millions of women
face a year...
located here
above the vagina.
Let's... let's take a look
at the model.
fall down
a flight of stairs slowly.
I was actually thinking
about using a midwife
I know I almost
took this place to court,
Bev, sit down.
What do you need?
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 05, 2013
Mindy tries to solve Jaime's best friend problem by pairing up Lucy with Danny on a Valentine's Day double date. However, Danny and Lucy hit it off immediately and sparks fly, ruining Mindy and Jaime's date. Meanwhile, on his way to his hot Valentine's hook-up, Jeremy helps Morgan with his pickup skills.
it is actually best
to throw myself into work.
Valentine's day can be
something of a minefield.
But aren't you worried
about the incredible chemistry
Oh, actually, leave it.
They always threaten me.
Nothing ever pans out.
if you ever fear for your
safety, you still have a key.
are either 19-year-old murderers
or 80-year-old judges.
Tear up that suicide note.
I have great news.
It's Lucy.
Lucy of Jamie and Lucy?
Your garbage man?
Yeah.
Okay. When everyone's
mean about you,
Deborah, do you like
working in the morgue?
Did you see me hit on that girl?
Yes."
Oh, God, that would be so good.
Why did I have to come
here first, anyways?
Are you sure you want to wear that?
instead of all my clothes.
Let's take a shot.
You look nice.
Jillian studied the migration
of that fish.
That one, yeah.
Yeah?
It's stupid.
and see if the kicking stops.
You know what, though?
Well, it was me, really.
I just...
Watch me, watch me, watch me.
A token of sorts.
It establishes a debt.
What if I die here?"
Danny was just helping me
only certain people would see it.
Wow, that lamb is so, mmm, succulent.
I don't get sick that often.
I don't have a cold.
You sure?
Hey, guys, don't worry about it.
You remember that?
Please, keep the line moving.
Okay, I'm not jealous of a guy
It's Valentine's day,
for God's sake. Come on.
No, I mean, it's not...
Casual approach.
Oh, he found the body.
I can't believe this is
all because of you.
Don't you realize that?
You're making out with this guy?
Whoa, whoa, guys, we were
just kissing a second ago.
Let's take a walk.
Let's just get outta here.
Ha. My first sports analogy.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 29, 2013
Mindy thinks she finally meets the perfect guy, Jaime, only to find that he's way too close to his female best friend, Lucy. Then, when Danny gets dumped by Jillian, he tries his best to get her back with the help of Morgan.
Thank you.
You look amazing.
Hey, listen, Jeremy,
Not a problem.
This seems good.
what you mean is
that you are the luckiest
Uh, number one, I'm not
normally in a wheelchair.
Yes, I know.
The appetizers
are so small here.
Sorry about that.
Of course.
- Okay.
- Thanks.
or "waste of time,"
"useless."
That is very edgy.
Yeah, a little bit.
trying to, like, meet a guy
and not making new friends.
Oh.
Mindy, they're so obviously
a couple.
No, he's Billy crystal,
and she's Meg Ryan.
You know,
I think that...
Spit that out.
Really?
She just said
it wasn't working,
Sleepless in Seattle.
A flaming hoop?
Yeah.
"you mustn't embarrass
the throne of England."
Men's health
is just about abs, right.
Lucy and I have known
each other for 15 years.
Well, I think you and I have
the same taste in movies.
Hey, it's me.
Anyway...
All right.
Also, what guy
has a female best friend?
Seriously?
Oh, my God.
Oh!
No, they played torn.
Is this ending,
and be honest,
Oh, yeah.
No, yeah.
Step away
from the penguin.
So good to see you.
Yeah.
This is Zaw.
She's my friend.
Mindy and I work together
in the same building.
Ever seen so much food
in your life, Zaw?
Thank you.
Psst!
Brendan, I don't
understand this, okay?
could you return
your 3-d glasses, please?
to enjoy the same quality
of 3-d experience as you.
What?
No. I'm sorry.
but I am not.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 22, 2013
Mindy wants a one-night stand with Brendan, the midwife who once stole her patients, but things go wrong when Brendan's brother, Duncan, and Morgan show up. Meanwhile, Eye Patch and Danny go out on a date.
Maybe Saturday night
you and I could meet up
No, I'm not talking about that.
Choose to ignore if you like.
in, um, me coming over...
I mean, like--do you know
what I'm talking about?
that she pulled the fire alarm
at the Hillel House.
Can't he undress himself?
What'd you say?
I'm Mindy.
so you didn't have
to stop in this outer area.
and I look like
I could be your daughter.
like Our Town or Death of a Salesman?
I made a reservation
for sushi at 11:00.
If you are watching this,
For the part of me, Freida Pinto
The theater doesn't have
any heat right now.
Yeah.
If I was up there.
Vodka.
Vodka and what?
Paperwork in the morning,
We're here to talk chemistry.
you little weirdo reefer hippie?
Pulsating.
Sir--
Yeah.
Oh, you know...
Okay. This is
harder than I thought.
What does it look like?
This night is not.
I brought a friend to hang out with too.
How are you?
Hey, good to see you.
Ooh, Dr. Lahiri!
Is this a
casual sexual encounter?
the outcome of a bad idea.
You guys, I am so scared right now.
I was raised eating corn syrup,
Please take these out of my house.
Where's your inhaler?
It's in my duffel.
The quarry.
Good, the quarry. The quarry.
What if she doesn't like my body?
Now these rocks are gonna start
to snuggle you,
I'll always have the quarry with me.
Morgan, I'm gonna take you
to the hospital...
You want to do that?
and it went horribly.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 15, 2013
Mindy's goddaughter, Riley, demands that Mindy get a bunk bed for their sleepover. But Mindy's plan veers off-track when Morgan and Danny help to build the bed, and it collapses, injuring Gwen in the process. Meanwhile, Shauna and Betsy find some
surprising items when they snoop through the office in an attempt to find out who's stealing the People magazines.
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Aired 11 years ago - Jan 08, 2013
When Mindy's brother visits from college, he tells Mindy that he wants to drop out and start a rap career, immediately causing Mindy to panic. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy lift the spirits of their elderly landlord with the hopes that she will reduce their office rent.
Sometimes, they don't take those
hunger game checks seriously,
Thanks.
You're awesome.
His spine wasn't aligned.
You had to listen to this
for twenty years, huh?
I try to look the part.
What do you think?
Oh, thank you.
♪ like meadow soprano ran around
billing accounts receivable ♪
♪ my dude is primo
when he's drawing that hemo ♪
When I was running
for ninth grade treasurer,
All right, well,
I got something to tell you.
when you make a stupid decision like that.
Mindy--
Hey, enough!
Mindy.
Mindy!
Remember that time I bailed
my own mugger out of jail?
was hanged for witchcraft,
Charleston, 1648.
like I'm gonna let you put hot stones
Okay, I'm not an expert in
sediment and geology, all right?
we need to talk to him, so where is he?
Would he go for this?
Okay, that nearly got me in the eye.
No, that bubble bath is $68 a bottle.
Lil Wayne, Lil' Flip,
Young Jeezy, Young Buck--
and let me soak up
some of these righteous rhymes.
Mindy!
He jacked up our rent
sky-high,
Uh, George,
maybe you could help us with ours.
No, you were supposed to sleep
on the couch.
"Deranged blister."
If I don't dance with this
exquisite creature immediately,
Esther, you smell incredible.
I knew it.
Yes, that's, um--
that's me.
Didn't ask you to.
Okay.
This one's hot.
And that sort of surprised me a little.
You guys were just watching
Charlie Rose, right?
I'm gonna kick your ass!
Okay, are we cool on the rent?
Yeah, yeah.
When I was in college, I read Walden,
See, when your brother stumbles,
Now that they've hit the ground,
they're rocks.
Yeah, of course,
to support my little brother.
Here are the lyrics.
Mindy, don't get--
You're gonna get me st--
in the Otisville production
of Dreamgirls.
he's eye-droppin'
experimental medicines
Aired 11 years ago - Dec 11, 2012
When Mindy throws an office Christmas party at her apartment, she is eager for her colleagues to finally meet her boyfriend, Josh, but her plans go awry when she discovers a secret that Josh has been hiding. Meanwhile, Jeremy deals with doling out the office holiday bonuses, much to everyone's chagrin.
You're a partner here.
Okay...cool.
- Hey, Morgan.
- Hey--mm.
Shauna! I am so glad
you're here.
We have, like, a level
of cool at the office
I just--I came to just
drop it off,
What's everybody
looking at?
♪ Take it, take it,
love me, love me ♪
Oh, she sounds cool.
Yeah, Danny,
I'm hiding your coat.
Hi, Josh.
How's San Antonio?
Okay, uh, Danny,
you should head to your party
you make a big scene,
I put up posters
all over my neighborhood,
It's not a problem, as long
as you drink a glass of milk...
I know when you have
something really nice,
One night,
he came over and, um,
- I'm just lying here...
- Hey!
Why are you sleeping
with my boyfriend?
Hey, why are you calling
from Josh Daniels' phone?
- who robbed him.
- Okay!
I'm Mindy Lahiri, M.D.,
you stupid bitch!
Hey, Mindy.
Mindy. Mindy.
Is this real,
or is this, like, code
I can't wait for you
to come back home.
She's an ex!
No, I wouldn't put it
that way.
Is he going to live
through the night?
Come on.
I call her the thunder
from down under.
There you go.
Gotta get a good seat.
"because...
- Yes!
- Yeah!
Yeah, let go.
Uh, skipping down.
"to paraphrase
another great woman of color,
I'm here to meet
your mistress, Josh.
Princess Buttercup is the name
of your dog, Josh?
on all those last-minute trips
to Sacramento...
who crashes a party
and calls a hostess chubby
since we met.
'cause it was dirty anyway.
Josh, come here.
No, no...
My eyes! I can't see! I'm sorry!
this woman sleeps
with other people's boyfriends.
that I have a great,
monogamous boyfriend
It's no longer applicable.
Aired 11 years ago - Dec 04, 2012
Mindy isn't getting respect from Danny and Jeremy, so she goes off to experience life as her own boss. Meanwhile, the group fights back when they discover that holistic midwives are stealing patients from Shulman & Associates.
That's a worst-case scenario.
to other doctors,
but to those charlatans?
He practically oozes
leadership.
Do you remember that time
when that really annoying
Guys...
Danny, I...
I've made repeated calls
and inquiries
Hey, guys, I am not going
to take my day off tomorrow.
Turning Shulman's office
into storage.
Sorry, but we voted.
Cool.
Et tu, Morgan?
Why don't we close your eyes,
take a deep breath?
Brendan Deslaurier.
Does this plant have a utility,
or is it strictly decorative?
I've always found "doctor"
to be such a formality.
Not this again.
They're prescriptions.
by multiple millennia?
Mm-hmm.
By the way,
I hear there's a holdup
Who were those guys?
They were cool.
And they took a vote,
majority rule.
I'm like the kind of fun,
cool, single one.
I get there,
no one speaks English,
You know what?
She's right. You need this.
You want rocks?
We don't even know
what's in these vaccines.
Maybe you recognize me
from our taxi cab ads...
What if I told you
it was 20% off?
His name is Josh.
Josh.
Get a little eye dazzle
for my friends.
Whatever.
Now walk.
Is that work,
still bothering you?
No other practice
will take me on.
So it begins.
That's actually bull.
Um, Mindy, it's for you.
Oh, hell, no.
People can't just steal
your patients.
Okay, all right.
I'm done.
Guys?
Danny!
That gong was a gift
from me to myself
How would you handle that?
rather than ignorance.
And, yeah, I'm gonna say it.
These two...
Or whether it's
by these two midwives
But they're good doctors.
Yes, we explain up front
to all of our patients...
So we got a-a lot of big things
on the horizon.
Burn you.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 27, 2012
Mindy is confronted with an awkward situation when her teenage neighbor comes to her for birth control. Meanwhile, Danny receives an anonymous complaint that Morgan has been inappropriately ogling Shauna.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 20, 2012
Mindy decides to cook Thanksgiving dinner at Gwen's house, but she is completely caught off guard when her former blind date, Dennis, arrives with his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, a lonely Danny mans the empty office while Betsy and Jeremy visit Betsy's eccentric family for the holiday.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 13, 2012
When Mindy must find a new gynecologist, she asks Danny to assume the role. Eventually, he accepts - on the grounds that Mindy will feel too uncomfortable to go through with the exam. The two then play a game of chicken to see who will back out of
the deal first. Meanwhile, Jeremy tricks Morgan and Betsy into helping him break into Mindy's apartment to retrieve a valuable item.
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A gynecologist
that can't get it together
I do not appreciate how
I've been treated in this room.
I was born
in rockaway hospital.
But I don't do crimes
no more.
Ah, I'm in.
Makes no sense.
The sun's the only thing
so I now need to find
a gynecologist
The lamp provides light
to that part of the room.
If I'm like a lamp
to you,
I see how you look at me
when I'm in a t-shirt.
Congratulations,
you have a new patient.
Dr. Reed,
sweet burglar clothes.
I invited her to help
decorate Dr. Lahiri's place.
Go for it.
And what's your typical
amount of flow?
Terrific.
I don't know.
What does "ugh" mean?
and then you have to look
a couple wrong places
Great. Thanks so much.
Next question.
Mindy is a flashy,
Question everything.
I was taking fish oil
You're upset. Maybe
you'd be more comfortable
Jaden, Madison, Brie,
and the little one is piper.
Okay, let's do the math
of how these four kids
You immediately start dating
again, this time online.
I have no one.
Gwen, I don't want all
of my money to go to Tina Fey.
Of course I remember.
Whom I have grown
to love.
if you've been wondering wre
I've been the last few hours,
Well,
lucky for you,
That you dragged me here
against my will
and that makes me like
Dr. Lahiri a little less too,
That son of a bitch.
Give me one more.
Okay.
Think of the best, strongest
warrior version of yourself.
to go get him.
Did Dr. Lahiri fold?
Whatever.
You're welcome.
Guess we'll have to add
a little bit of weight.
What's that,
Mindy?
Oh, please.
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 30, 2012
When Josh invites Mindy to a Halloween party, Mindy stresses out about finding the perfect costume to impress him. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy leave work early to finally take their driver's license tests, much to Danny's embarrassment.
Who would lie about going
to a notary public?
Hey, I'm happy to tell them
where we're going.
Well, don't be theatrical.
I would have sent
all your contacts
and I think I was kind of drunk
at the wedding too
I was recording
this conversation
Like, he can be sometimes
a little obnoxious,
If you're obsessed with TV,
Yeah, don't settle.
You okay?
until he's 26.
I mean, I was dreading it, but
only because I hadn't realized
Betsy, why don't you pull up
his profile?
It's a rough day,
Dr. L.
I think someone needs a hug.
- That's weird.
- Hey, tell me why I shouldn't hang up
Guys, I need a costume
that blows people's minds.
to Long Island was the test
was meant to be easy.
nothing but 1,000 miles
of dark empty ahead,
Good news, they still had
Dr. Lahiri, I bought
the perfect costume for you.
Why are you describing
this cartoon to me?
Did you even read the book?
I don't know.
She broke my heart.
God, why does everyone
want me to die alone?
Morgan, I think
you're right actually.
Come on, it's funny,
Can't come to the party.
Please take a Caitlin."
Perfect score, Danny.
Permission to wipe my brow?
when you're driving next
to such a beautiful woman...
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
comes easy to you,
whereas, guys like me,
Why are you still filming?
Turn it off.
Tonight on In Sickness,
health... and murder!
- How you feeling?
- Kind of not great.
- How is that scary?
- Well, Riley doesn't want
Hey, man, happy Halloween.
No, he is not!
Oh, God,
this day is incredible.
You've got such passion.
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 09, 2012
When Shauna takes the office to the hottest nightclub in town, Mindy meets an unlikely potential suitor named Josh, who works as a lawyer for the New York Knicks. Meanwhile, Jeremy attempts to hit on a bride-to-be, and Morgan unexpectedly makes some extra cash as the club's bathroom attendant.
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 02, 2012
When Mindy is tasked with hiring a new nurse, she has to consider Morgan (Ike Barinholtz), a reformed ex-convict while Jeremy tests his breakup skills when he fires a problematic, elderly nurse.
Aired 12 years ago - Sep 25, 2012
After getting drunk and disorderly at her ex-boyfriend's wedding, Dr. Mindy Lahiri realizes she needs to get her personal and professional life back on track.
Which I really wanted too.
By the way,
are we 100% sure
Mindy.
Mindy, down here.
you are a rapist
of peace and quiet.
was just gonna
ditch the wedding
on a high-risk situation
like this.
Honey,
you're fascinating.
because I see
you're enjoying
from wrongful imprisonment.
Wrongful?
into this Springsteen-mellencamp
conversation again?
I can't recall a wedding
where I didn't end up
I'm addicted to attention.
You're so much smarter
than us.
[Camera shutter clicks]
There's a patient waiting
in your office.
You know,
I have to do things
Great, thank you.
Welcome.
Well, she wasn't.
She was poor with nothing money.
on new year's Eve?
Danny, you know, I like it
because she likes it so much.
Well, what do you think she
should wear, Dr. Castellano?
'Cause Danny Castellano,
he really gets women, you know?
No, I don't wanna get smacked,
Dr. Lahiri,
媻
we could maybe resume this
in my 40s, 50s, and 60s.
I need some pens.
Oh.
the face
of Michael Fassbender.
hi.
Oh.
So you must have access
to a lot of drugs.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Yeah, I hate drama.
It's the son of a patient.
what to tell you.
Please don't pull
at my heartstrings.
No, no, not like that.
No, I'm sorry.
Okay, it's kind of a...
♪ bad girls do it well
♪ if I blow you
with a bang ♪
媻
Go out and get laid, man.