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Season 2  "Last Dollar (Fly Away)"  2x9

Aired 8 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

As Heather's medical bills roll in, Colt realizes how expensive it is having a baby. A surprise visitor at the bar sweeps Maggie off her feet.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
The doctor was like, "Isn't your baby cute?"
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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
Darlene has to buy her kids new clothes all the time.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Oh, hey, uh... don't worry about Rooster.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
"All right, that's the last pig, boys. Head on home."
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
- Too soon for that joke? - You think?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
You said you wanted to visit all 50 states and you never got to do it.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
You know, he is the generator whisperer. And that ain't exaggerated either.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Hey, I was just hopin' you'd give me a hand.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Oh, you know, the last time I saw you doing math,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
All right. Goodbye, food.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Yeah, I dared that guy to hump the Lakewood Buffalo.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
Although, to be fair, one of them was from Hugh G. Rection.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Hey.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
You've walked around the town. Alcohol is all we have.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
I ain't working for Dad again.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
You know, this don't make any sense.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Next time, I prefer a lighter roast."
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Actually, uh, my granddaughter's here.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
- Well, come on in. - Thank you.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Can't imagine she's gonna fix it.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
Uh, and remember, the more you drink, the better I sound.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Oh, actually, I'm a bartender, too, so keep it simple.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
And I got this great new lighter app I've been dyin' to try out.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
If anything, it's more like...
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
Piggy and Horsey are gonna get slaughtered by Wolfy and Coyote.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
I'm sorry.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Tomorrow morning, after I drop off Nicole at kindergarten,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
But why would you have to turn around during sex?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Plus, they're lettin' me bring home all the damaged fruit.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
I'm not someone's mother, I'm not someone's ex-wife.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2 #2 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
Darlene has to buy her kids new clothes all the time.
#3 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Oh, hey, uh... don't worry about Rooster.
#4 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
"All right, that's the last pig, boys. Head on home."
#5 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6 #6 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7 #7 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8 #8 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
- Too soon for that joke? - You think?
#9 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
You said you wanted to visit all 50 states and you never got to do it.
#10 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11 #11 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12 #12 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
You know, he is the generator whisperer. And that ain't exaggerated either.
#13 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14 #14 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Hey, I was just hopin' you'd give me a hand.
#15 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16 #16 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17 #17 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Oh, you know, the last time I saw you doing math,
#18 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
All right. Goodbye, food.
#19 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Yeah, I dared that guy to hump the Lakewood Buffalo.
#20 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
Although, to be fair, one of them was from Hugh G. Rection.
#21 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Hey.
#22 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23 #23 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24 #24 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
You've walked around the town. Alcohol is all we have.
#25 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26 #26 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27 #27 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
I ain't working for Dad again.
#28 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29 #29 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
You know, this don't make any sense.
#30 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Next time, I prefer a lighter roast."
#31 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32 #32 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Actually, uh, my granddaughter's here.
#33 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
- Well, come on in. - Thank you.
#34 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Can't imagine she's gonna fix it.
#35 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
Uh, and remember, the more you drink, the better I sound.
#36 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Oh, actually, I'm a bartender, too, so keep it simple.
#37 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
And I got this great new lighter app I've been dyin' to try out.
#38 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
If anything, it's more like...
#39 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
Piggy and Horsey are gonna get slaughtered by Wolfy and Coyote.
#40 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41 #41 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42 #42 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
I'm sorry.
#43 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Tomorrow morning, after I drop off Nicole at kindergarten,
#44 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45 #45 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
But why would you have to turn around during sex?
#46 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47 #47 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Plus, they're lettin' me bring home all the damaged fruit.
#48 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49 #49 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
I'm not someone's mother, I'm not someone's ex-wife.
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