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Season 2  "One of Those Nights"  2x7

Aired 8 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

During a snowstorm, Colt and Abby head out of town, Beau and Joanne get cozy at the ranch, and Maggie meets a charming stranger.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
I'll even go to that meeting, you know, with the...
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
but there's nothing I can do.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
They have a waterslide and five pools.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Hey, the storm's settling in.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
I didn't say it was a hotel.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
"Dear Abby, don't let Colt tell you this is from him.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
You've put up with a lot lately
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I just told you I wasn't wearing a bra, you didn't ask to motorboat me?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Shit, I would've been fired three, four times this year already.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Unemployed guy living in his mom's hunting cabin,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Oh, why? 'Cause why, you're too good for the Cracker Barrel?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
- Yeah, I'm one of those. - Hey, no judgment from me.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
My grandmother gave it to me when I was a kid.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I don't blame her. Life on the road's not for everyone.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
all your soda waters are on the house.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
"Telefonear ocho-ocho-ocho,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
No. We're not giving up!
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
It's right there. You can see the sign.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Came in second on Star Search one year.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Who leaves a drunk man alone in a room with a lava lamp?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Yeah, there's a little diner there that serves great enchiladas.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
He wasn't funny, but he was a good dad.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
- You know what they say about tequila. - What?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
"Angel from Montgomery" by John Prine.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Hey, if you hear a weird noise in the night,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
And she turned to look, and I grabbed her cell phone and I threw it overboard.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
I was at the feedstore the other day to get some baling twine.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Man, this storm is not letting up.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Please.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
"I've had worse,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
I'm afraid one day you're gonna wake up
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Remember how easy it used to be?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Your whimsical disregard for the rules of grammar amuses me.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
What you doing here?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Jesus, Dad.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
Birth a cow, raise a cow, kill a cow. Repeat.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Hello?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Well, that's funny. There must be two Colt Bennetts here.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
I'll even go to that meeting, you know, with the...
#2 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
but there's nothing I can do.
#3 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4 #4 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
They have a waterslide and five pools.
#5 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Hey, the storm's settling in.
#6 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
I didn't say it was a hotel.
#7 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
"Dear Abby, don't let Colt tell you this is from him.
#8 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
You've put up with a lot lately
#9 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I just told you I wasn't wearing a bra, you didn't ask to motorboat me?
#10 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Shit, I would've been fired three, four times this year already.
#11 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Unemployed guy living in his mom's hunting cabin,
#12 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Oh, why? 'Cause why, you're too good for the Cracker Barrel?
#13 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14 #14 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
- Yeah, I'm one of those. - Hey, no judgment from me.
#15 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
My grandmother gave it to me when I was a kid.
#16 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17 #17 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
I don't blame her. Life on the road's not for everyone.
#18 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
all your soda waters are on the house.
#19 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
"Telefonear ocho-ocho-ocho,
#20 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21 #21 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
No. We're not giving up!
#22 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23 #23 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24 #24 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
It's right there. You can see the sign.
#25 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Came in second on Star Search one year.
#26 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Who leaves a drunk man alone in a room with a lava lamp?
#27 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
Yeah, there's a little diner there that serves great enchiladas.
#28 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
He wasn't funny, but he was a good dad.
#29 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
- You know what they say about tequila. - What?
#30 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
"Angel from Montgomery" by John Prine.
#31 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Hey, if you hear a weird noise in the night,
#32 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
And she turned to look, and I grabbed her cell phone and I threw it overboard.
#33 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
I was at the feedstore the other day to get some baling twine.
#34 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Man, this storm is not letting up.
#35 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36 #36 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
#37 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
Please.
#38 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
"I've had worse,
#39 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40 #40 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
I'm afraid one day you're gonna wake up
#41 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42 #42 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Remember how easy it used to be?
#43 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Your whimsical disregard for the rules of grammar amuses me.
#44 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
What you doing here?
#45 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Jesus, Dad.
#46 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
Birth a cow, raise a cow, kill a cow. Repeat.
#47 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48 #48 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Hello?
#49 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Well, that's funny. There must be two Colt Bennetts here.
#50