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Season 2  "My Best Friend"  2x5

Aired 7 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

The guys wind up in hot water after an ice fishing trip. Beau takes Brenda out to dinner, but Maggie's not far from his mind.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
Who wins in a fight, Colorado State Ram or the CU Buffalo?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
One year, my brother threw up down the hole... set a record.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
Yeah, the thing is, they want the new system
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
I mean, that's just an arbitrary time and date, am I right?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
That's when guys get burned out. That's when accidents happen.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
- All right, I'll see you later. - Is that cologne?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Then he left me in it and said, "Learn how to swim."
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
It's evidence you have a heart.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Hey, sorry, probably shouldn't have read that.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
So you're going out with an attractive single woman
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
Maybe a fish will swallow your phone and we can catch it.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
Well, I know it isn't, "I caught a fish."
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
and when you get the urge to lock your doors,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Well, I'm wavin'.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Ah, she's great.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
I told him not to go pokin' around in that hole,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Gallo, we need to go back and tag those cows.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Come on, you got work to do, you got work to do. What's the big deal?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
Now they're tryin' to tell me how to split my man-hours?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
All right.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
like I needed his approval.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
Almost passed out.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
It's not in my nature to deny someone a steak.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
'Sup, dipshit?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
So what, dude? You're working for dad for a few months.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Really?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
We had this Amazing Spider-Man pillow that we both liked to sleep with.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
But you didn't want the mashed potatoes, so I'd order double...
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
40 years, Mags.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
climate-change-believin' boyfriend
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
No, I won't tell your father anything. Bye.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
♪ As I think of the past ♪
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
Talkin' about his kind.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
One year, my brother threw up down the hole... set a record.
#2 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
Yeah, the thing is, they want the new system
#3 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
I mean, that's just an arbitrary time and date, am I right?
#4 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
That's when guys get burned out. That's when accidents happen.
#5 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6 #6 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
- All right, I'll see you later. - Is that cologne?
#7 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Then he left me in it and said, "Learn how to swim."
#8 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9 #9 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10 #10 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
It's evidence you have a heart.
#11 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Hey, sorry, probably shouldn't have read that.
#12 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13 #13 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
So you're going out with an attractive single woman
#14 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15 #15 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
Maybe a fish will swallow your phone and we can catch it.
#16 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
Well, I know it isn't, "I caught a fish."
#17 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
and when you get the urge to lock your doors,
#18 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Well, I'm wavin'.
#19 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20 #20 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21 #21 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Ah, she's great.
#22 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
I told him not to go pokin' around in that hole,
#23 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Gallo, we need to go back and tag those cows.
#24 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Come on, you got work to do, you got work to do. What's the big deal?
#25 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
Now they're tryin' to tell me how to split my man-hours?
#26 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27 #27 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
All right.
#28 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29 #29 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
like I needed his approval.
#30 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31 #31 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
Almost passed out.
#32 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33 #33 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
It's not in my nature to deny someone a steak.
#34 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
'Sup, dipshit?
#35 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
So what, dude? You're working for dad for a few months.
#36 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Really?
#37 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
We had this Amazing Spider-Man pillow that we both liked to sleep with.
#38 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39 #39 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
But you didn't want the mashed potatoes, so I'd order double...
#40 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41 #41 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
40 years, Mags.
#42 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43 #43 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44 #44 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
climate-change-believin' boyfriend
#45 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46 #46 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
No, I won't tell your father anything. Bye.
#47 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
♪ As I think of the past ♪
#48 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49 #49 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
Talkin' about his kind.
#50