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Season 2  "Take Me Away from Here"  2x3

Aired 8 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
But hey, just 'cause the mountains aren't blue
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followin' your dad around with a bottle in your hand.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
The more he bitches about somethin', the more he cares about it.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Oh, is it, badassrooster6969@yahoo?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Oh, hey, Dale, you left your beer here!
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
to run this ranch 'cause they trust my judgment.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
All right, Daddy-o, I got spinach, artichoke and chicken panini,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
I thought I made the same thing pretty clear to you, but here you are.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
You know what?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
By the way, nice haircut. Who did it?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Yeah, I know.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
I mean, she feels like everybody's judging her, including you.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- Okay, I hear what... - You have unprotected sex,
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I'm not an idiot!
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Fine. Come on in.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
is kind of like tellin' me not to be good-lookin'.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Kinda messed up they still haven't painted over that.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
I need to go with someone who's dead inside, like my sister Darlene.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
That's what his mom said when she answered the phone.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Well, can't get drunk with you, but I can maintain drunk with you.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
That's exactly why I took that human sexuality class at Florida State.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
I know this whole thing with Heather sucks, but...
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
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Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
- Thank you, honey. - Yep.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Is that my heater from the huntin' cabin?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
It also appears that three or four of your beers leaked.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Well, did you fix the pipe like you fixed the brakes on the truck?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
I'm so sick of the same people having the same argument in the same town.
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
What am I waitin' around for?
 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
and afterwards she'd always take me to the Dairy Queen.

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followin' your dad around with a bottle in your hand.
#5 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
The more he bitches about somethin', the more he cares about it.
#6 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Oh, is it, badassrooster6969@yahoo?
#7 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8 #8 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Oh, hey, Dale, you left your beer here!
#9 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10 #10 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11 #11 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
to run this ranch 'cause they trust my judgment.
#12 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
All right, Daddy-o, I got spinach, artichoke and chicken panini,
#13 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
I thought I made the same thing pretty clear to you, but here you are.
#14 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
You know what?
#15 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
By the way, nice haircut. Who did it?
#16 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17 #17 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Yeah, I know.
#18 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
I mean, she feels like everybody's judging her, including you.
#19 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- Okay, I hear what... - You have unprotected sex,
#20 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I'm not an idiot!
#21 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Fine. Come on in.
#22 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23 #23 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
is kind of like tellin' me not to be good-lookin'.
#24 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25 #25 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Kinda messed up they still haven't painted over that.
#26 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
I need to go with someone who's dead inside, like my sister Darlene.
#27 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28 #28 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29 #29 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
That's what his mom said when she answered the phone.
#30 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31 #31 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Well, can't get drunk with you, but I can maintain drunk with you.
#32 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
That's exactly why I took that human sexuality class at Florida State.
#33 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
I know this whole thing with Heather sucks, but...
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- Thank you, honey. - Yep.
#43 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Is that my heater from the huntin' cabin?
#44 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
It also appears that three or four of your beers leaked.
#45 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Well, did you fix the pipe like you fixed the brakes on the truck?
#46 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
I'm so sick of the same people having the same argument in the same town.
#47 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
What am I waitin' around for?
#48 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49 #49 Recap of The Ranch Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
and afterwards she'd always take me to the Dairy Queen.
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