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Season 2  "I Didn't Ask and She Didn't Say"  2x8

Aired 2 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

Colt gets possessive when Heather starts dating a teacher. Abby gives Beau relationship advice. Maggie has a business proposition for Rooster

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Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 1
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- Oh, hey, Rooster. - Hey.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
You heard about that, huh? Well, you know...
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
Oh, Colt's out of work too, huh?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Yeah, the thing is, Dale, is I'm...
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
"Grumpy." Cute.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
Okay, did you wanna talk about somethin'?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
if we start dating... it's gonna ruin our friendship.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
And then there's Miss Phillips in the middle, doing the robot alone!
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
- You know this guy? - Uh, yeah. He's the new math teacher.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Are you jealous?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
I'm... What if this guy's a serial killer?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
Look, it's a simple proposal.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
Somehow you ended up the son who's doing well.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
Make my own rules and don't even follow 'em.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
I do love this place. It's funny, huh?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
But the split pea soup comes with a piece of ham on top.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
sit here awkwardly and not talk about what happened the other night?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
- And it was nice. - Yeah, it was.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
Just checkin' to see if you're agreeing with everything I say.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
Well, I'm not gonna take a shot, but he's no John Elway.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
Uh, did you check in with the office?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
they let me work out here sometimes.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
Yeah, yeah, sure, maybe.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
Okay, Charlene, get the TV remote.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Rooster, have you ever been shot with a horse tranquilizer?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
I need you to put your hand up that cow's, uh,
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
Well, if it's about that shirt, uh, I don't much care for it.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
My dad wanted me to take over his well-drillin' business.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
That's how I feel about ranching.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Colt, throw these on the grill.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
When you pictured that, was hell frozen over?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
All right, I'm gonna go check on the fuckin' steaks.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
I wouldn't have had to go check him out.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
then you're gonna have to be okay with me having my own life.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
- Man, I forgot how lame teachers are. - Hey.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Can I get a whiskey?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
Well, he had this constipated cow and he needed me to take a stool sample.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
that you ate the popcorn off the tree, you know, string and all.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Yeah, and I'm just telling you about your life.
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
Well, I mean, how are you gonna leave if I don't take over the bar?
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
then I've done a good job as Mom.

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Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 2 #2 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
- Oh, hey, Rooster. - Hey.
#3
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
You heard about that, huh? Well, you know...
#4
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
Oh, Colt's out of work too, huh?
#5
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Yeah, the thing is, Dale, is I'm...
#6
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7 #7 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
"Grumpy." Cute.
#8
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
Okay, did you wanna talk about somethin'?
#9
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10 #10 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
if we start dating... it's gonna ruin our friendship.
#11
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
And then there's Miss Phillips in the middle, doing the robot alone!
#12
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13 #13 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
- You know this guy? - Uh, yeah. He's the new math teacher.
#14
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Are you jealous?
#15
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
I'm... What if this guy's a serial killer?
#16
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17 #17 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18 #18 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
Look, it's a simple proposal.
#19
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
Somehow you ended up the son who's doing well.
#20
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
Make my own rules and don't even follow 'em.
#21
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
I do love this place. It's funny, huh?
#22
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
But the split pea soup comes with a piece of ham on top.
#23
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
sit here awkwardly and not talk about what happened the other night?
#24
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
- And it was nice. - Yeah, it was.
#25
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
Just checkin' to see if you're agreeing with everything I say.
#26
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
Well, I'm not gonna take a shot, but he's no John Elway.
#27
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
Uh, did you check in with the office?
#28
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
they let me work out here sometimes.
#29
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30 #30 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
Yeah, yeah, sure, maybe.
#31
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32 #32 Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
Okay, Charlene, get the TV remote.
#33
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Rooster, have you ever been shot with a horse tranquilizer?
#34
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
I need you to put your hand up that cow's, uh,
#35
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
Well, if it's about that shirt, uh, I don't much care for it.
#36
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
My dad wanted me to take over his well-drillin' business.
#37
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
That's how I feel about ranching.
#38
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Colt, throw these on the grill.
#39
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
When you pictured that, was hell frozen over?
#40
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
All right, I'm gonna go check on the fuckin' steaks.
#41
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
I wouldn't have had to go check him out.
#42
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
then you're gonna have to be okay with me having my own life.
#43
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
- Man, I forgot how lame teachers are. - Hey.
#44
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Can I get a whiskey?
#45
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
Well, he had this constipated cow and he needed me to take a stool sample.
#46
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
that you ate the popcorn off the tree, you know, string and all.
#47
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Yeah, and I'm just telling you about your life.
#48
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
Well, I mean, how are you gonna leave if I don't take over the bar?
#49
Recap of The Ranch (2016) Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
then I've done a good job as Mom.
#50