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Season 2  "My Next Thirty Years"  2x1

Aired 2 years ago - Jun 16, 2017

After Heather drops a bombshell, a visit from Abby's parents is the last thing Colt needs -- and they all end up at church together on Christmas Eve.

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- What's Heather doing here? - Oh, uh...
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Every year I say, "This time, I am not using the cough syrup."
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Uncle Billy gave you a couple of beers, watched you run into shit.
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- I'm dreaming of a white trash Christmas. - Mmm.
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Tomorrow morning, Luke's gonna come down to open up his gift
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He's nothin' like me.
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who once referred to Rudolph as an affirmative action case.
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Think I'll just leave you alone so you can be visited by your three ghosts.
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- I'll be fine. - All right.
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I thought they were meetin' us at midnight Mass.
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Yeah, I'm... full of surprises.
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I know what'll make you feel better.
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That's a delightful sweater vest.
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You go to church one day a year, the least you could do is be on time.
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Yes.
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First of all, that's awesome.
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You and Kenny could have had a beautiful wedding.
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Hey, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Phillips, this is my girlfriend, Mary,
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No, there's not. That ain't happenin'. God.
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teach the kid how to hunt and throw a football
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Not a problem.
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I got Luke his Christmas present.
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Mmm, you owe me ten.
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Oh. No, no, no. I'm... I'm not cheatin' on Abby.
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So... what's the plan?
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I get that my football dreams are gone, but...
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Instead, I'm stuck here, helpin' you.
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Wanna know how I'm gonna be a great dad?
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I'm still trying to get the hang of this divorce thing.
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- Colt. - Abby.
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