Angie Tribeca

The thrilling conclusion to Season 2. Every question answered. Every twist explained. A logically and emotionally gratifying finale that is sure to silence all critics and guarantee a third season.

I knew it. Let's go.

- Sure. - What's with him?

It's just I have Tanner's inhaler.

We're on high alert

Geils.

and the mayor, who quite frankly has done a pretty crappy job

Okay.

All women should go to prison.

For an additional $89, I can upgrade you to a suite.

Sir, please just give us a room.

Okay. How many keys would you like?

Sir, ma'am, your safety is our highest priority,

and a former FBI operative named Diane Duran

You can't tell me what to do.

No-o-o-o!

I'm tired of playing catch-up with these guys.

But just for the heck of it, why don't we keep brainstorming?

- but it's just not coming together. - Let's move.

Remind me to give Jenkins in our creature shop an "attaboy."

Remind me to tell him what a great job he...

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Duran.

Ha ha!

I'm taking personal responsibility for your safety.

He's gonna kill the mayor.

- The mayor's life is in danger. - I'm sorry.

Good night, guys.

Aah!

is Councilman Richard Dreyfuss.

She's got a gun!

I'm afraid you're not safe here either, Mr. Mayor.

God, it's good to be young again!

When a graphic designer is found dead, all evidence points to Tribeca. Why?! What does it mean?! It's just needless cliffhanger after needless cliffhanger with absolutely no accountability for narrative satisfaction!

A member of the Coast Guard is murdered, and somehow Tribeca and Geils connect it to Mayhem Global. Why? What is the point of all of this? What is it all leading to?

just the one time... got up, showered.

Golden Gate Fridge.

all of Mayor Perry's dirty laundry.

We're waiting on Scholls for an I.D. and a cause of death.

Will do, Lieutenant.

Total write-off.

The deceased's name is Charles Michael Bucket,

Someone's telling him not to be a whistle-blower.

It's 1:50, which means I only got a 20-minute lunch break, but whatever.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for finding Seaman Bucket.

I know you were, Detective. I know you were.

thus to be handled internally by the Coast Guard

and we want to know why he ended up dead in a refrigerator.

dick-measuring contest, I'm all for it.

So I can either wait till tomorrow at the same time,

This guy's going to the chair.

You want a subpoena? You want a grand jury?

- Validate parking? - I would love to.

No, that's like 40 minutes.

It's fine. You don't have to... Come on.

So, no one looks into the refrigerators

with your name all on them?

Excuse me! Excuse me, seamen and women!

it did seem like he really had something on his mind.

You want to take a look at it?

We should go check it out.

so unless you want to take it up

Vice President .45 says open the back of the truck.

Mr. President, we have a situation.

Answer me!

I don't want to do 3-D. It makes me dizzy.

which is why I'm thinking we see "Jack Reacher" at 8:15.

Sometimes I think we'd make more of a difference without the badge.

Angie, promise me you won't do anything crazy.

Geils and Tanner investigate the mysterious death of a reunited boy band member while Tribeca finally meets with Sgt. Pepper. Why? Seemingly, he's connected to Mayhem Global, but what is Mayhem Global and why do they keep bringing it up?

I got a garage full of pogs I can't unload.

- Who's Fran Tabuto? - She's our number-one fan.

- Sure. - Thanks.

Stall 4.

I never thought I'd see you again.

Damn it, Duran! You give me his exact loc...

Hello?

so I could be in the chair?

This place looks pretty normal.

Yes... but then what about the phone calls?

Uh...

There's no way Fran Tabuto murdered P.T. Cruiser.

I'd get back together with me and reopen your investigation.

So, who...

instead of rec centers? Yes!

See, the thing is, once we get a new bad boy,

something three dating sites weren't able to do.

They got to know the dance moves and the songs cold.

I mean, I did "The Wiz" for six months down at the Pantages.

before they even think about putting on a hat the wrong way.

I'm gonna go pee so I don't get a UTI.

Aww.

Aww!

Voter fraud, racketeering, money laundering,

and elect Dick Dreyfuss,

Mayor Perry sucks!

Gentlemen, meet Daniel Tanner.

- It's 2016. - Yeah, I know what year it is.

so please accept this LAPD gift basket as an apology.

All he's ever wanted is to be the bad boy,

of this being someone else's handwriting is negligible.

Let me show you the house.

Atkins assigns a romance novelist to aid Geils and Tribeca in their attempt to bust an organ thief at a local hospital. Why? Why not? Does anything have to make sense anymore? Or can shows just do whatever they want with no explanation?

Tribeca believes that a 102-year-old's death isn't as natural as everyone thinks, but her concerns aren't heard because of her probation.

A massive conspiracy is set in motion after a seedy dating website is hacked for seemingly vague reasons.

Geils goes undercover as a lifeguard after a string of suspicious drownings, but Tribeca is worried that he's getting in too deep.

Hey, Monica.

All the fruit's grown locally.

Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.

He looks 26, and he's in the best shape of his life.

because it made people look too awesome?

If you're pregnant or nursing, ask your doctor before taking.

Someone is dealing diet drugs on the beach.

God, I can't take this anymore.

Am I free to go?

12 corpses wash up on the beach

We live in a world with waves, and people need to be protected

littering, cellulite,

who has the luxury of working on land.

And when it comes for you, which it will,

How do we know you got what it takes?

out of their cooler over there.

Lukabubude, Martinez, the other Stacy, L'Monjello...

I want to talk to you some place a little more private.

We got a mantra out here, unspoken rule

Cardio's not gonna cut it, my brother.

I know who's dealing the drugs.

Great. Let's take 'em down.

six years later, we take the whole thing down.

They probably shouldn't see me talking to you.

Come on in.

me and her raising our Canadian love child,

Brah says that's just fat trying to get out of my face.

I got it again! Oof! Whoa.

We got a traitor in our midst.

Send them home!

What a waste of a hard body.

How's Geils doing?

but I would hope that you still have enough respect left for me

Don't worry. We'll bring him back.

four... three... two one... go, go, go!

No. No, no. It's okay.

Tensions are high between Tribeca and Scholls after a sushi chef's skull is found in the ocean because of the love triangle they have with Geils.

[Phone rings]

Jay...

Let's take a picture.

to run the x-rays against the database.

But Ruth, well, she won't sleep in another person's bed,

And his age... 71.

Well...

[Cellphone vibrates]

Mother... female. Father... male.

- What are these? - Newspapers, sir.

I know, sir. The Japanese are such a noble people.

as per the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972,

LAPD. Who's in charge?

[Camera shutter clicking]

Thanks.

we'd like to ask you some questions.

Could I ask you to remove your shoes?

defending ourselves against the accusations.

And where was the spare?

- I was building to that. - Were you? It didn't sound like you were.

I'm just happy we live in a country with legislators

Can I speak to a person?

- "Runaway Bride." - Not a person.

Harpoon one-eight belongs to Courtney.

Looks like you're in a tough spot, Quertney.

Ergo?

- We would want to hear that right now. - Yes. Please.

It exemerates me

and he got really weird about stuff. Anyway, can I go?

[Razor clatters]

Yes, really. And I'm not just saying that.

I am head over heels, 100% settling for you.

Snow leopard. No soy sauce.

I only speak dubbed.

[Laughter]

to push the boundaries of sense and taste to their limits.

A man is found dead in a dog park, and Lieutenant Atkins doesn't think Tribeca is ready for the case because she hates dogs and just woke up from a coma.

- Hello, old friend. - Hello!

Did someone leave a baby in the hallway?

Him. I named him after you.

- You wanted to see us, sir? - Tribeca.

But I'm not gonna lie.

Or do I have to show you my fist?

Got the call about 7:00 this morning.

You didn't know.

Just a trainer that comes here every day...

But, uh, if you had some pictures you could send,

And what about his routine? Anything out of the ordinary?

I don't want to say he lived and slept here

doesn't mean I'm happy that he's dead.

I just find plants and animals

No, ma'am.

Tanner, you and Small take a run at Muffet.

Hey.

Thanks for coming in, Miss Muffet.

that you claim you never spoke to.

So you knew about his divorce.

to betray the cornerstone of my profession.

Okay!

Hi. Sorry we kept you waiting.

though her best years are probably behind her.

The only sticking point was the custody of the dog.

and even less often get an erection.

So, John Dough loses interest in his wife.

Plus, that trainer woman knows a hell of a lot more

Uh, the blackberry brandy and the pink-and-white pills.

- a cord or a belt. - Ah.

and I abandon you for another woman,

Pesticide.

But if you want to, that would be awesome.

Take her away.

A big bag of Dick's.

You wouldn't believe what I saw at the trainer's house.

Some messed-up shit.

I suppose you want to leave me for her.