Breaking Bad

Walt and Jesse team up to take on Gus. With Saul's help, Walt finds an unexpected ally.

Jesse, why did you tell Brock's mom

You just happen to guess this one rare poison

Man, you know how it is when the lawyers get to it.

I was at least looking forward

I'm fine. How are you?

I told them they were a couple of dicks.

Well, he's okay like a fruit fly's okay.

I don't mean "Does that ring a bell?"

but, sorry, that's all I got.

but I'm willing to bet

Want me to get the board for you?

Row E.

You want to weigh in here?

How's everybody holding up?

if there even is one.

Row O.

that kind of behavior is going to get you.

I mean, listen, just call me if you can, all right?

Last chance to look at me, Hector.

Situation over there, I imagine, is pretty hectic.

a flower called lily of the valley.

I should get back.

that rocked this elderly care facility earlier today.

Hank pushes Gomez to pursue one last lead, while Walt struggles to protect the family. Jesse gets alarming news and rushes to meet with Mr. White.

I mean, you don't honestly believe

Well, you know, Hank, we wouldn't even be arguing about this

Okay?

- Oh, my God. Are you- Are you even looking into this?

You were never very good at those, were you?

Not for you. No, no problem.

is a United States Senator.

Dennis, we'll be like the wind.

This is all the result of your former partner.

Appropriate, what does that mean?

Sorry, you can't be too careful these days.

I'm not catching, like, anything you're saying,

What's wrong with him?

and admit your son to the pediatric ICU.

No. No.

What?

Jesse, Gus gave me no choice.

and only you and I

He has- He has been 10 steps ahead of me at every turn,

You're his cook now.

Just drive.

Call Security!

I can't.

How did that happen?

Tyrus will dump what's there and clean the tanks.

There you are.

Walt takes drastic action to protect his secret and Gus. Skyler's efforts to solve Ted's financial problems hit a wall.

40.21.

supermodels and speedboats, you know?

My brother-in-law shows up looking like Macho Camacho,

I don't want to talk about it

Well, dinner is in about 30.

- To me, it does. - Uh-huh.

with close to a million dollars

you're saying you can't take the money I gave you,

this is for...

You have to.

Don Paco, Cesar, Renaldo,

clawing each other's eyes out over turf.

it's the same company that owns Fring's chicken joints.

Madrigal Electromotive also owns a subsidiary

I thought you meant further up.

Ho-ho! Mister Magoo.

It's too dangerous. You hear me?

I can listen.

we know exactly, down to the penny,

There you go.

Here's what happens next.

Oh. Oh, I'm gonna get you.

Jesse, if you agree to replace me,

If you try to interfere,

How did you hear?

You're a high-risk client.

But you gotta bring the money.

You just give me an hour to c...

No, no, no, no.

Walt's family worries when he doesn't turn up for Walter, Jr.'s 16th birthday. Jesse is forced to put his lab skills to the test without Mr. White's help.

is breakfast or lunch.

It's really roomy,

- What? - Yeah, well, seems she had no immediate relatives,

That's how I know how to do it.

Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, asshole.

and if this is how you run your lab, no wonder.

I'm outside.

What happened?

Come on. Dad, it's okay.

Did you drive it here?

just like everybody else.

[groans]

I--

of my father for me,

You could just feel it coating your lungs.

And your grandmother

that is the only real memory that I have of my father.

I got a very unexpected cash infusion.

There will never be a better deal, Ted.

Skyler, this is my money...

and I'm inviting you to, you know--

either we're all going home, or none of us are.

[speaks Spanish]

[speaking Spanish]

[grunts]

Skyler's past mistakes come back to haunt her. Gus takes action to thwart his rivals. Jesse seeks Walt's help, with mixed results.

That's work, that's home, that's work, that's home.

I live on the 4900 block of Doswell Place,

You're turning a profit?

[ring]

I tell you, it's a big warehouse

You know, it's just...

Aw, jeez, buddy. I mean, I-- You know--

Please give this to your car care professional.

Last time I saw you--

My God, you facing a felony charge here.

The damage is already--

You're going to be fine, okay? They're after me.

for good.

Guess there's a lot of angles to consider.

[ring]

on one of my guys again,

Hi. You are--

but Mr. Keller's one of those environmental people.

You used Quicken to manage books

Right now? No.

You have to settle.

so we could sit and talk.

You asking me if I can cook Mr. White's crystal?

because circumstances with the cartel are untenable.

[Skyler breathing]

Some sniper nailed him from like a mile away.

to, you know, go over there, go to the jungle

So you saw Gus?

that would save our lives.

I'm sorry. After everything you've done for me?

Skyler develops an unusual solution to her money troubles. Hank enlists Walt to investigate a theory. Walt’s impatience with Jesse grows.

Quiet. No magnets.

Never give up control.

The DEA is working on an investigation which may overlap with my own...

He invited me to dinner the following night and l accepted.

...than what would or could have been a very promising career.

Sorry, yeah. Just one other thing.

But it was also notoriously unreliable at keeping records.

Well, l agree. l think it was a good story.

Yeah. l guess l am.

That rose, almost salmon hue, you know?

He came to the hospital after the shooting. Put up the reward?

And guess what l find?

This guy is Terms ofEndearment convincing.

...look down and, "Hey, darn, my shoe's untied." Okay?

-l didn't do it. -Do it.

What? Oh, hey. Don't wait to be, like, invited.

My brother-in-law, my DEA agent brother-in-law?

Yeah, well, he's got nothing, is all l can say.

And besides, you actually did kill Gale, so there's that.

-A voice in the wilderness. -Does he have resources?

...it could be the perfect storm.

They like what they see.

l bet we like a little more chili than you Chileans.

With all due respect, Don Eladio.

There's no money in it.

Right now, you deal almost exclusively with cocaine.

With minimal capital investment...

l need him! l swear to God!

A frustrated Walt gambles on a risky new plan. Skyler's business venture hits a snag. Hank recruits Walter, Jr. for an unusual outing.

on University.

Okay. Bye.

Unless...

Okay, Plan B.

Look, he's my lawyer, same as yours.

Would you just answer?

He can't truly think that you'd forget--

You'll do what?

I was thinking huge party, balloons,

Oh, yeah.

Thursday's good for a drop-off?

I sure can't leave it here.

Okay, then.

But with this,

When you have the opportunity,

Jesus, ain't we a pair?

Well, we were looking at used cars,

I'll take you up on that for sure.

good.

problem dog.

You drop him off at a shelter.

- and accept-- - It's a start.

I made you my bitch.

Thanks.

is, uh, his specialty product's blue.

or maybe the biggest meth lab north of the border.

uh, the temp's gone, there's no forwarding address,

Skyler makes an unsettling discovery. Walter, Jr. pushes his dad into a questionable purchase. Jesse offers Mike some unexpected help.

[snoring]

I said something--

I seriously doubt it.

No, but then--

Walt, I think you're scared.

I do not say that lightly.

Who is it you think you see?

We're all on the same page, Bogdan.

But maybe, when you are the boss,

you can always call your wife, huh?

Any, uh, rough timetable on this thing,

What is going on with me is not about some disease.

You'll see.

All right, I need an update.

All I'm saying is that do you not even question this?

wasn't even real?

Buenos días. Uh, do you speak English?

Un momento, un momento.

until one of our entrepreneurs pops his head out.

Uh...

Tucker!

Pretty deep.

Yeah, well, Tucker needs to learn

What-- Don't put thoughts in my head!

Muchas gracias. Here you go.

The crew that hit our truck gave away the cargo

I like to think I see things in people.

Uh, yeah, I saw.

I will.

No. Look, about that, it just--

When Jesse goes missing, Walt fears the worst. Skyler has an unlikely reunion. Hank shares some bad news with Detective Tim Roberts.

I'm crossing my heart, Walter.

Hello again.

Your boy Heisenberg, thought we had him already.

kind of feels like closure to me.

[COUGHS]

♪ None for you and two for me ♪♪

Nowhere near the same cheese you guys are slinging, but same theory.

You are not the guy.

[GRUNTlNG]

We'll be looking for you. BROKER: l'll be there.

We will be fine. Believe it.

You know, just so it's easier to explain to everyone.

Where is Jesse?

♪ Fallacies ♪♪

l had to put it in reverse, slam into the guy's car, and just--

Hmm.

Anyway,

We might lose a few to the UltraWash across town, though.

HANK: l got your wipe-down right here.

WALT JR.: l can't wait to see what kind of car l'm going to get for my birthday

Yeah. Sure. You know. Absolutely.

but he was a genius, plain and simple.

The Cartel takes steps to gain the upper hand. Walt and Skyler share an embarrassing secret with the rest of the family. Jesse’s activities draw unwanted attention.

The lies that lead you to just one more hand, one more spin...

Okay. So first, I assign point values.

Next decision is whether to double down or not.

Okay.

- A script? - Bullet points.

- Really? - If we have the gambling story...?

We'll each be responsible for certain portions of the story and then we can...

Okay. Anyway, that's where you will take over, starting with your diagnosis.

I'm terribly, terribly ashamed of my actions.

Where is the "I slept with my boss" bullet point?

I believe we were on page five.

We're glad we have a strong family to help us.

Come on, guys. it's down the hall here.

Yeah.

Son, I'm terribly, terribly ashamed of my actions.

Thanks, Hank.

There's this mystery man I've been chasing for the better part of a year.

As far as I can make out, he's writing about a phenylacetone cook, right?

Yeah. Let me show you something. Give it here.

Here.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

- What about the person who killed him? - A.P.D.'s problem, not mine.

Yeah, well...

Did you walk into the room or did you shoot him right then and there?

Goes after him how, on his Rascal scooter?

He has actual hobos living there.

How did everything get so screwed up?

...you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.

Well, from what you told me...

You could be strolling through security at the airport...

Yeah, I can definitely get dipping sticks.

Downstairs. Now.

You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there.

He's become increasingly incautious.

Events spiral out of control at Jesse’s place. Skyler reluctantly asks for Saul’s help. Marie returns to an old pastime and a friend asks Hank for help.

Uh, what is going on with you?

If you're in danger--

Okay?

Yes. I'm okay.

promise me.

This could work.

W-wait. Uh--

I have a meeting, so--

Anything we should talk about?

better than Mrs. Mookjaiaporn and her gals.

Who is that?

Motivation.

I mean, he just has to.

Aren't they something?

Charlotte Blattner.

Any children?

Oh, my.

What spoon? What are you talking about?

Marie, you want to go home?

You cannot shut me down. You cannot do this.

From now on, we will be extra careful

part 13 states, "whenever the disposal of solid waste

That's good. You're looking good.

Well, actually, I could use your help on something.

It's filled with scientific formulas

He'll call.

- Skyler-- - And furthermore,

But you just went too far with it.

I mean a lot of people trying to escape,

Right through the-- Right through the chain.

- Ohh, nice. - Yeah.

Well, I mean, he found the guy, right?

Walt attempts to form a new alliance as he plans his next move. Skyler pushes Walt towards a business opportunity, in hopes of protecting the family.

96% will do just fine.

And I look at this place that you've built,

Guys, did you?

And thank you, big time, as always.

I'm out of here. Okay.

Closed!

As in you know where he is?

I need the number for a locksmith.

I know. It's just...

I... Unfortunately, all my cash was taken, so...

I just... I like it.

but I am seeing progress.

Oh, you don't know

whatever... Whatever it is...

then how can our product be enantiomerically pure?

This... This... short order cook?

Without us...

Oh. Here. Wait, wait. Just life him up.

Seemed like a pretty damn good opportunity to me.

Walt and Jesse face the deadly consequences of their actions. Skyler deals with a puzzling disappearance, as Marie struggles to help Hank with his recovery.

Yeah. It's just...

No arguing or like that.

He get himself seen by these people?

It's absolutely fine.

I don't believe he's willing to forfeit an entire batch.

Look, Walter is fine, okay?

But without proof of residency...

Oh, there you go.

I'm really liking this new therapist.

Well, call it a figure of speech,

Oh, you don't know

and the next day and the day after that.

Or how would you even know it?

You kill Jesse, you don't have me.

All right, wait. Wait.

The one that says...