Fuller House

A dutiful DJ springs into action when Fernando asks for help proposing to Kimmy — again. But the results are even bigger and better than expected.

It's great for neck cramps and pastrami.

I'm getting a buck a sandwich, plus full dental and vision.

I like my responsibilities like I like my sandwiches...

Uncle Jimmy, you have that look on your face

Don't you have a baby?

I'll make this quick.

I don't think you can top this top hat.

You just look cute.

No falcon.

Well, we finished that fast.

- Did you check your pockets? - That's what this is.

I need to practice crawling up the stairs by myself.

No, Kimmy would never give up on us, so we are not gonna give up on her.

Yeah! Oh. Really? Now you guys stop?

I made it as an Easter egg to myself. Heh heh.

But not on the prosciutto. We need that.

and did-did you just say you have the ring?

Yeah. Sure, let's go with that.

Uh, Deej, why are you feeding her? Her arms still work.

Whee!

- ♪ Don't wanna walk alone ♪ - ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ So I'm gonna get right for you, honey ♪

♪ I don't wanna walk alone ♪

♪ Take me so breathless... ♪

I... What...

Dad?

Of course you do.

And I would be the happiest man in the world

You're impossible to surprise.

will you make me the happiest woman alive and be my husband again?

No, no. Get up. That's only for crazy people.

And I can't believe I consider Kimmy Gibbler one of my girls.

And I even love you. Move that bow.

Five years ago, we all moved in here together single, and...

Kimmy decides to date around to make sure Fernando's "the one." DJ snags Steph an important audition, and Max and Steve team up to play detective.

Mm.

- Hey. - Hey.

Or... they have some secret past that we don't know about.

Seventy thousand Ukrainian Instagram followers?

Did you know our last patient was on the cover of Dog Fancy magazine?

Oh, my alt-rock. That's Lisa Loeb.

Oh, can I get a selfie?

She just won a Grammy for Best Children's Album.

Okay, there's your cat.

and was a very good kitty, gets a free teeth cleaning.

I'd never seen her before today at your house.

- So, uh, you really don't like my coat? - It's not that I don't like it.

By the way, I'm an influencer.

No. Why would you clean her cat's teeth?

Or this.

Would you care to chance a fourth?

You're a singer. You get where I'm coming from.

Shh, shh, shh. Stephanie's gonna sing.

I'm a full-grown man who no longer has a raincoat that he loves.

We were nerds, okay? Nerds!

Why didn't you ever mention it?

You're awesome.

♪ And now I'm looking at you ♪

♪ Is you ♪

You're doing just fine on your own.

But you've got real talent.

Here she comes.

My Kimberlina was out on the town with other men

and the way you looked at him...

It's girls vs. guys when Steve plans an elaborate game for DJ's birthday, and Kimmy and Steph are convinced there's a diamond ring waiting at the end.

Matt and DJ open a pet concierge service, and Steph contemplates her next career move. Ramona’s new boyfriend gets roped into Gibbler Game Night.

Yeah, but I'm dogs and cats. You're birds and bunnies.

You know, it's funny. Thought I'd be so excited to get back to work

Kimmy your friend is ready to listen.

any job really has to be worth it for me to be away from Danielle, you know.

It's a madhouse in here.

So how'd it go with your boss?

Yay! Did somebody invoke Gibbler Game Night?

Can I have a word, please?

You can still have plans with Ethan. Just do it here with us.

And this is where the mayor runs the city of San Francisco.

In a minute, Dr. Doolittle.

The mayor would like you to clip his wings.

Okay, Papa. Your clue is Top Gun.

Ooh-ooh. You have insulted me, Maverick, and the Goose.

I'm just waiting for D.J. to finish up with the mayor's hornbill.

Doesn't have to end 'cause you're a mom. I mean, maybe the, uh, private jets

By the way, I fixed your bidet.

♪ Looking back at me ♪

How can you be afraid of this cute little bird?

Then they had a wedding where they agreed not to be married,

♪ I've spent so much time ♪

Uh... I do.

They've been playing the game of Life for a while and no fireworks.

And the tradition is clearly to make up and then...

♪ Everywhere you look ♪

I'm sorry. I know it was a crazy idea.

I mean, I love her so much, but... can I tell you a secret?

- What? - Mm-hmm.

So when are you and Steve getting married?

DJ takes up gaming to get closer to Jackson. Business is booming at Jimmy and Fernando's new sandwich shop -- but they're running out of ingredients.

You got into AP History. All you have to do is just sign this fo...

Jackson's been like this all summer.

Carjack just joined. Why does that name sound so familiar?

Are you gonna explain in your regular voice...

and-and I really liked it,

The quiet's not that healing when you keep talking about how quiet it is.

Not Thursday. Not Saturday.

You know how you had us put flyers around San Francisco

You do realize you're screwed, right?

- Okay, let's win this game. - Here comes the chip shot.

Yeah, well, deadlines are strict.

Well, I'm sure she doesn't expect you to be perfect.

There's something I need to tell you.

Well, unfortunately, the banner that Fernando ordered

All right.

Look at this place, babe. It's awesome.

Yeah. Well, first, I'd ditch the blouse.

Oh, I don't know what to do.

Uhh. Why do I have to be so honest and wise?

Yeah, people especially love Uncle Monty's when there's a Groupon.

That would mean a sandwich we normally sell for $12

and hundreds of loyal customers will be turned away,

Team Fender Bender is still short a player.

I'm afraid Doombuggy isn't coming.

Like personal stuff. Things I would never tell you because you're my mom.

Then double my order. Ho ho ho.

I tried calling Lily, but they wouldn't wake her up from her nap.

Uncle Monty's never sends out a subpar sub.

is a very good steward of the Uncle Monty's name.

It's also chips and sides and a pickle.

Now, there are some who say I should cut corners

Gia joins the She-Wolf Pack for a night of dancing, complete with stars, while Matt has a “Dudes Night In.” Later Matt tries to bond with Rocki.

Oh. D.J. Fuller, Notary Public, at your service.

Well, good for you.

Your mom ran off and married Matt in Vegas while you were at volleyball camp?

Wait. You didn't think that meant we were back together, did you?

You know what that notary stamp does to me.

marrying Gia and suggesting she come out with us.

All right, let's do this, She-Wolf pack.

and my new stepdad who wants to bond.

Happy? You're lucky I always carry toilet paper in my purse.

Good 'cause I don't do that.

I see three guys in Dockers, and...

May your marriage be as exciting as our night tonight at Club Euphoria.

You know, Steve, Mom's not here, and our show is on...

Wow. You and Max have such a great relationship.

So I say let's be the first.

What have we here, a dance challenge?

The city revoked our cabaret license due to noise violations.

Maks? Val?

Don't mind me. I'm just a guy holding a Popsicle stick.

and Jackson's not dating a Popsicle stick.

Like, once, my whole family got sick from doughnut poisoning,

Sorry. Now I need something sweet.

No. No one's saying you're supposed to be her dad.

Look, Rocki, I get why you don't want to be around me,

Um... just one question.

This is so anti-feminist, anti-humanist.

I miss messing with you, Fuller.

There's no more dancing at Club Euphoria. It's illegal.

Right. Uh, well, anyway, we're on our way out, so...

So when us moms finally have a night to ourselves,

As a court-appointed officer of the State of California...

The party starts when Fernando arrives!

Come on, girls.

♪ Kick off your Sunday shoes ♪

New parents Jimmy and Steph explore economic opportunities...

I was just, um, mildly curious to see what he's into

Not to mention he was shirtless and kissing his grandmother.

Hi.

Oh. Yeah, that's okay. You can skip this one.

because he's always saying that he wishes he could spend more time with you.

- When did he get thrown in the mix? - They're both at a career crossroads,

No. This is my beach bag.

double knot the little string on your bathing suit, okay,

Honey, you're home. Hi.

'cause we are not sending you to school for four years to watch commercials.

Are you insane? Do you know how much we spend on diapers alone?

Sounds like you're on a good track. Now go fix your lunch partner,

I am profoundly touched that you would dine with me

Oh, here comes Uncle Monty with a sandwich

Excuse me, Mr. Uncle Monty, sir. I ordered a meatball with provolone.

Luckily, I have one remaining passion...

It's where everyone knows your name, but their mouths are too full to say it.

I know. That's-That's the view I was talking about.

Oh. Oh, my God. This is so good.

Oh, funny you should mention that because, um, what if I told you

W... Uncle Monty was gonna close the place,

And I will be here less, like you wanted.

Here, record me.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't hear any crying.

Singing out my feelings '90s adult alternative-style obviously.

Ooh. You need the song more than I do.

Haven't you heard?

So they didn't just have lunch and solve each other's problems?

But, you know, the guys are pretty resourceful.

Guys, I'm seriously asking this question

Ramona, your Ethan issue is handled.

to be following in your historic sandwich footsteps.

By the way, it's me... Kimmy.

But today, I am filled with passion and hope for the future.

about finally finding a way to earn money and stay close to you and Danielle.

Hey, it's true. I checked out the books. Uncle Monty's is a gold mine.

I'm doing it to pay my share.

You are so sweet to help them out.

A burrito delivery brings love at first sight for Ramona, and Steve surprises DJ with a cooking class. Busy mom Steph struggles to keep her promises.

Steph and Jimmy come home with their baby -- but they still haven't named her. With a doula in the house, DJ and Danny don't feel like they're needed.

Are they going to?

she wants to enjoy the more dangerous things

Well, that has to be them. We're running out of people.

Jay-Z might have 99 problems, but childcare ain't one of 'em.

As a kid, I accidentally melted my Barbie on the stove top.

You know, I gotta be honest. She was a lot more fun at Bonnaroo.

Good girl. Yeah.

What's going on?

I'm right behind you.

- Yeah, I'd try the attic. - We have an attic?

What's this old thing?

Oh, look. It's my King Jaguarito mask from my Mexican wrestling days.

Mm-hmm. Avocado.

You tried to trick the doula? What's going on with you?

Look, I-I get it. You feel displaced, but... she's only here for a week.

Huh. Doesn't make me feel as important as I thought it would.

Somehow this doesn't feel old-fashioned.

- No. - Oh.

I prefer that you just make Shpephanie as happy as you always have.

I miss the night sweats.

It won't be like it was, but... think how great it'll be

- Hey, you need some help? - No. No, it's fine. I've got it.

That's the problem. She won't let me do anything.

Yeah. You should probably do that 'cause I really need a name for the cake.

Man, Jackson smelled like patchouli for a week.

Oh, let me! Let me!

and then I come down here, and you're already made up.

Oh, crap. I totally forgot I'm getting married, too.

Everyone in this room holds a special place in our hearts.

So I'd like to introduce you to our daughter Danielle.

there'd be no better honor.