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Season 1  "Rats"  1x1

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 05, 2016

A misguided rat gets mating tips from a friend at a subterranean party, though an offer of a little blue pill has disastrous results. A pair of police horses complain about an old acquaintance, Greg, who's made it big as a thoroughbred racing horse. A bedbug faces a midlife crisis and gets an earring.

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Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
- What's up, Fink? - Hey, Phil.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Guys, Mike brought a cracker!
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
You know, what, thank you, man. Dude, I had twins last week.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
- Like, in the Syracuse region. - Wow. How'd you get up there?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
It was like, you thought they were done, but it was just...
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
I'm gonna go jerk my dong off,
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
If you and I were there, we'd be blowing him in the dust.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
And now there are so many more parades.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
- Yeah. - they were shoving coke up it.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
I... No. Nah, that's not...
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
I'll be honest with you, I'm a little anxious, I guess.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
I found a whole bunch of blue pills on the ground, okay?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
Fine. I'm out.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
- Mommy. - No!
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
And pennies is obviously a metaphor for dollar bills.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Just generally, I like being alone
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
- It's tough, you know? - Yeah.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
- I want everyone at this party, - That's fine.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I saved her from the pervert,
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
You should have more, don't you think?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Well, please know at any point,
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
- That one's a little unclear. - Yeah. Yes.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
- Yeah. - Totally.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
- coming out of - Okay.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Who's this guy?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- This is great. - How you doing?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And it's not really working out
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
You said you wouldn't leave me!
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
♪ Before you had me all figured out ♪
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
- (coughing) - Wow. Speaking of
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Don't be nervous. Bro, look at me.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Gulp.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Philly is back in it, bitch!
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
organized fun.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
I, uh...
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
- Hey, Mikey. What's up, man? - Hey, you finally hit the dance floor.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
No, no, no.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Is that an earring?
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
The earring is a little awkward, it's a little strange,
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
I just...
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Or, what else? "Good thing my daddy's dead or he'd be so mad."
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Yeah, well, I didn't know that included
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
These pills are not good!
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Pois... It's rat poison.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
All right, everyone, let's clear some space to the side
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
Wait, wait, wait.
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
♪ I will take you there ♪

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Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Guys, Mike brought a cracker!
#2
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
You know, what, thank you, man. Dude, I had twins last week.
#3
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
- Like, in the Syracuse region. - Wow. How'd you get up there?
#4
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
It was like, you thought they were done, but it was just...
#5
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
I'm gonna go jerk my dong off,
#6
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7 #7 Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
If you and I were there, we'd be blowing him in the dust.
#8
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
And now there are so many more parades.
#9
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
- Yeah. - they were shoving coke up it.
#10
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
I... No. Nah, that's not...
#11
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
I'll be honest with you, I'm a little anxious, I guess.
#12
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
I found a whole bunch of blue pills on the ground, okay?
#13
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
Fine. I'm out.
#14
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
- Mommy. - No!
#15
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
And pennies is obviously a metaphor for dollar bills.
#16
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Just generally, I like being alone
#17
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
- It's tough, you know? - Yeah.
#18
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
- I want everyone at this party, - That's fine.
#19
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
I saved her from the pervert,
#20
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
You should have more, don't you think?
#21
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Well, please know at any point,
#22
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
- That one's a little unclear. - Yeah. Yes.
#23
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
- Yeah. - Totally.
#24
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
- coming out of - Okay.
#25
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
Who's this guy?
#26
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- This is great. - How you doing?
#27
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
And it's not really working out
#28
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
You said you wouldn't leave me!
#29
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
♪ Before you had me all figured out ♪
#30
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
- (coughing) - Wow. Speaking of
#31
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Don't be nervous. Bro, look at me.
#32
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
Gulp.
#33
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Philly is back in it, bitch!
#34
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
organized fun.
#35
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
I, uh...
#36
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
- Hey, Mikey. What's up, man? - Hey, you finally hit the dance floor.
#37
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
No, no, no.
#38
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39 #39 Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
Is that an earring?
#40
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
The earring is a little awkward, it's a little strange,
#41
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
I just...
#42
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
Or, what else? "Good thing my daddy's dead or he'd be so mad."
#43
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44 #44 Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Yeah, well, I didn't know that included
#45
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
These pills are not good!
#46
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
Pois... It's rat poison.
#47
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
All right, everyone, let's clear some space to the side
#48
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
Wait, wait, wait.
#49
Recap of Animals. Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
♪ I will take you there ♪
#50