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Season 2  "War"  2x1

Aired 8 years ago - Jun 06, 2016

Quinn promotes Rachel to produce Season 14 of "Everlasting"; Rachel sets out to change history by casting the first African-American suitor; Chet arrives on set to reclaim control of the show.

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Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
Darius Beck!
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- Yeah, he's the first black... - No, he's not that black.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
I mean, I say it to Rachel all the time.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
black activist power person.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Um, you're the star of a television program.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
- I'll handle it. - Yeah, you've been handling him
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
What was it? Like 19 minutes
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Kept my nose pretty... pretty clean, you know?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
All right, just, you never know.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Jeremy.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
So, why'd you come back if you think I'm so crazy?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Ricardo, where are you?!
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
and tell us about your dad, okay?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Okay, um, I also want to introduce you to London.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
It's not gonna be this pageant girl
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
why you weren't able to close Ruby.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Hi, I'm Rachel Goldberg.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
The suitor's black.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
That show started the gay rights movement.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Chet?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
We've only been in cities for like 400 years.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Yeah, but see, I'm ready, I'm a chieftain.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
- while I was away at a conference. - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
- Dan, I just want to not... - Sorry, we were just talking about the kill list, Hot Rachel.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Suck it up, Goldberg.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Well, it's... it's the first day.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
And yet, I just did.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
- Just getting settled in. - Okay.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Wagerstein, what is the shrink dirt on these ladies?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
What is this? That's some general crap nobody cares about.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Do you understand? - Okay. Yeah, uh, copy.
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Um...
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
"So, you didn't kill him?"
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
Just look at her and ask her,
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
- What's wrong with you? - You know, wearing a head scarf
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and I'm gonna grab him by the balls,
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
And in order to get our ladies to be surprised,
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
What the... ?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
- I did... I had Madison on it. - Really?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
Well, I'm here to see our man, Darius, right?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
- What's happening here? - Oh, why?
 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
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- Yeah, he's the first black... - No, he's not that black.
#3 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
I mean, I say it to Rachel all the time.
#4 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
black activist power person.
#5 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6 #6 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Um, you're the star of a television program.
#7 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
- I'll handle it. - Yeah, you've been handling him
#8 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
What was it? Like 19 minutes
#9 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Kept my nose pretty... pretty clean, you know?
#10 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11 #11 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
All right, just, you never know.
#12 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Jeremy.
#13 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
So, why'd you come back if you think I'm so crazy?
#14 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Ricardo, where are you?!
#15 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
and tell us about your dad, okay?
#16 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Okay, um, I also want to introduce you to London.
#17 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
It's not gonna be this pageant girl
#18 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
why you weren't able to close Ruby.
#19 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Hi, I'm Rachel Goldberg.
#20 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
The suitor's black.
#21 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
That show started the gay rights movement.
#22 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Chet?
#23 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
We've only been in cities for like 400 years.
#24 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Yeah, but see, I'm ready, I'm a chieftain.
#25 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
- while I was away at a conference. - Mm-hmm.
#26 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
- Dan, I just want to not... - Sorry, we were just talking about the kill list, Hot Rachel.
#27 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
Suck it up, Goldberg.
#28 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Well, it's... it's the first day.
#29 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
And yet, I just did.
#30 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
- Just getting settled in. - Okay.
#31 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Wagerstein, what is the shrink dirt on these ladies?
#32 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33 #33 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34 #34 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
What is this? That's some general crap nobody cares about.
#35 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Do you understand? - Okay. Yeah, uh, copy.
#36 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Um...
#37 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38 #38 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
"So, you didn't kill him?"
#39 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
Just look at her and ask her,
#40 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41 #41 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
- What's wrong with you? - You know, wearing a head scarf
#42 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
and I'm gonna grab him by the balls,
#43 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
And in order to get our ladies to be surprised,
#44 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
What the... ?
#45 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
- I did... I had Madison on it. - Really?
#46 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
Well, I'm here to see our man, Darius, right?
#47 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
- What's happening here? - Oh, why?
#48 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49 #49 Recap of UnREAL Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50 #50