W/ Bob & David

Moms are in the spotlight. A boy has a controversial trip to heaven. Salesmen share their stories. Bob sneaks in a skit that David hates.

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Meet Susan Cross and her equally amazing boys.

#2

Listen. Hey, Donny.

#3

And, uh, you know, he wants to be in show business, so...

#4

- No bueno, bro. Remember? - [beeping]

#5

- Hand me the phone, please? - [cell phone beeping]

#6

I'm gonna call it in. Here's 50 bucks. Give it...

#7

All right. So, thank you.

#8

that's like Cirque du Soleil meets one-man show.

#9 #10

And now I've got two famous racing car drivers in this family.

#11 #12

[sighing] Okay, 70-30.

#13

- Exactly. - Oh, great. I'll take that deal.

#14

Same bet, other leg.

#15

Yeah, I can see that. I got two eyes.

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Well, I'm gonna do something I've always wanted to do since I was a kid.

#19

Oh...

#20

♪ I don't need nothin' special for my good time ♪

#21

♪ Cold Buds and barbecue ♪ ♪ This here's all I need ♪

#22 #23

♪ I need it all yesterday, so stop fartin' 'round ♪

#24

[theme music playing]

#25

He was clinically dead for five days.

#26

Joining me today on the show is Cory and his parents,

#27

- And my pop-pop was there! - Your pop-pop?

#28

All my old family and a baseball player named Babe Ruth.

#29

and he had a funny mustache and he talked funny.

#30

- [audience booing] - [Josh] No, no, no, Cory. No, no!

#31

- Honey, maybe you're mistaken... - Yeah.

#32 #33

This whole thing has brought our country to a standstill.

#34

We're just waiting on parental consent, and then we're good to go.

#35

Don't listen to that.

#36

I went out with ten brushes in my kit.

#37

- I'll tell you about my best day. - Yeah.

#38

I'm on a cold streak. I could not sell ass to a dog.

#39

- I'm never gonna murder nobody. It's... - [man 2] You'll do it.

#40

A piece of shit on the bottom of a turd's shoe.

#41

get back on your tricycle and ride away and sell me some books!

#42

You shouldn't be so negative.

#43

So, what is the name of the book that you're selling?

#44

- This is good. - Well, now, we gotta sit here.

#45

- [stutters] This book... The bestseller... - They're salesmen.

#46

- It's probably outside your budget. - No.

#47

This is great. Did you hear what he said about the mosque?

#48

Seven holy books in one day. That's a new record.

#49 #50