W/ Bob & David

Digital is the new gospel. An anti-police sting goes awry. A bad word has exceptional power. A skier becomes a major cultural influence.

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I can be... three places at once.

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My father worked at a stationery factory and he'd bring home

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My name is Rick Shangwell. I'm James's older brother.

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So, yes, filling in for my younger brother is a pretty sweet deal.

#5

Clusters, yeah? Sharing apps.

#6

I don't even memorize his stuff anymore. I just make it up on my own.

#7

"Want that corn back?"

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Salem Sandwich Trials, Chef Duke Pylon.

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Yeah, it's true. Uh, we lost everything in Hurricane Carmela.

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I'm here to prove to deaf people everywhere

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All right. The sharks are circling, let's get cooking.

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- Yeah, now's the time for that, I guess. - Okay.

#13

The sharks are circling, let's get cooking.

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a charity that I'd like to start,

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and I'm gonna...

#16 #17

- Fuck! - Fuck!

#18 #19

No, no, just a routine sobriety check.

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Okay, well, sometimes they're... Uh, some of these officers are new

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to just the two inches required by California State Law.

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Well, sir, could... Please move along. I've got a lot of cars...

#23 #24

- So, just, uh, move along please, okay? - Come on. Please.

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Officer, I am taping this interaction. Okay?

#26

Yuck!

#27 #28

I will have but one, single bullet.

#29

I shall drink this entire bottle of Nite Time cough syrup.

#30 #31

Damn it, Jacobs! Ken, Ken, sorry. I'm sorry, Ken.

#32

But I do wish you'd wear sausages around your neck.

#33 #34

You're well-clothed and I'm fully handicapped.

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I'm no hunter. I wouldn't know which end to point at you.

#36 #37

Can't believe it took, like, over an hour to mic us for this thing.

#38

You know what? Good riddance. Right?

#39 #40

- Cunt, there it is! She's... - Ted!

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and she didn't want me.

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Oh, don't be. It brought us together.

#43

Ted, please!

#44

He's the head of a major terrorist organization.

#45

Oh, I ain't done. Uh-uh!

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In fact, he came in so early

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Mainly, sir, I, uh, I just didn't stop.

#48

Get it over with. That's my motto.

#49

- That's right! - No, no, really, I'm not.

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