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Television lawyer Dean Sanderson moves back to his small home town after his hit series, "The Grinder," is canceled thinking his time on TV qualifies him to run his family's law firm.
Aired 8 years ago - May 10, 2016
Dean Sr.'s malpractice trial is finally at hand and it will come to a surprising conclusion when Stewart gets sidelined, leaving it to the rest of the Sanderson & Yao team to save the firm and find out who has been the secret mastermind behind Cory
Manler and Dean Sr.'s case. Stewart is concerned that Dean's instincts and Grinder-isms won't be enough to win the day, and Dean is offended by his own brother's lack of faith.
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You want to tell Dean?
an actual lawyer in charge
It should be me.
that you're as worthy
of love as Uncle Dean?
I told you so. I'm watching this.
kind of looking forward to it, you know,
You'd rather have
Claire run this than me.
I hear every one of them,
and they hurt me.
- becoming real ones?
- Is that a prejudice?
Trouble you got us into.
That's your decision?
- Really?
- Stand down, Lacoste.
No one thanks you more than
I do, nobody in this courtroom.
Don't you think I know that?
- Use them how?
- Read what I wrote on the cards,
I'm not gonna like it!
maybe I didn't give you guys
In the judgment of the court...
Yeah, I want to take it from the top.
Look, I get it.
No, you know why?
which he should never
have had at craft service,
Is he allowed to just dissect
every single thing that I say?
Oh, there's a list.
Good, I-I thought you had
That works, pick one...
Mr. Sanderson, how are you today?
Mr. Sanderson, do you recall
Okay, he's right, Mr. Sanderson.
The transcript
- I didn't lie to him.
- Yes, you did.
Open it.
keep our father out of prison.
- Well, it wasn't.
- Well, it was to me,
He doesn't even want you here,
- Stop it!
- I can't stop!
I tried to beat you with the law,
they said he transitioned to real law.
Look, if Ethan wakes up,
he's gonna freak out
- How do you do that?
- Where you going?
Oh... Stew.
Uh, yeah.
Mr. Sanderson, I am going to
need you to arrive at a point.
- That it's over.
- Is it true?
not have to shut the doors
of Sanderson & Yao!
What is happening?!
Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2016
When Stew learns that his father is guilty, he wants to settle, but Dean tries one of his old "Grinder" tricks to solve the case. Meanwhile, Stew is concerned that he is now "infected" by "The Grinder".
Because, uh, the main
case has to continue.
- It's gonna be something.
- Oh, Dean.
I have some ideas that I think...
Was it... what, a
field trip or something?
to your brother's addiction problem?
and it looks like he might get expelled.
I cannot believe that you forgot.
I will, I will show up.
I will be there. Okay.
I mean, we can't just give up.
- You know,
That was a rough year for all of us.
Yeah. Maybe I do.
You're protecting someone.
I know... I'm just saying.
You are familiar with my
position on settling, right?
Most likely, yes, on
a subconscious level.
but then something
else... will keep you...
I was up all night; I just
can't figure out how to hook him.
Maybe you could finish all of this,
Lifesaver.
- What?
- Cross-er-off?
I have this.
Hey, honey. How was
the settlement... Oh!
You know, like I'm...
like I'm intentionally
with your voice real
high and your eyebrows up.
- What are they?
- They're nothing.
(door closes)
(grunts)
You trashed Principal Davis's
office, and you know it.
Nothing.
Yeah, well, this little
side story is my main story.
That's cool. It's not like
I have anything better to do.
I was... looking for
my keys for 20 minutes.
But I guess I'm alone in this.
(mouths)
You gonna try and stop me?
STEWART: So, settling...
Let's, uh...
Everybody run out!
- Mom... stay out of this.
- Excuse me?
You are gonna stay here, you're
gonna pay Zack Landsman back,
This time.
- What?
- I thought this was all so unimportant
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2016
Dean and Stewart receive a surprise visit from their mother. Stewart attempts to get reservations to a hot restaurant for his and Deb's anniversary dinner.
That place has, like, a
two-month waiting list.
I cannot wait to give it to you.
Mom.
Mother.
He doesn't really like to be called
Mom, you don't have to worry,
So that, uh, show...
it won't take you back?
because you've never approved
of my lifestyle choices.
Yeah. No, we're still all just
He's wonderful.
this is kind of a
special occasion for me,
Well, Dean, I kind of can't
say no to you right now.
Good. No one should
be harassing anybody.
Don't be annoying about this.
Oh, God!
Yeah? So what?
I mean, damn it.
because I can't think
of what to get him.
No. Not if my mom thinks Claire
- What?
- I'm in.
- Who's your father dating?
- What?
He found out I cheated on him
I'll try not to get involved
Well, it's an app that let's you meet
was you just "liked" Calista.
Really? Todd?
that is exactly why.
He's a damn good lawyer.
and that's why you couldn't tell Lenore
- Oh, that would be great.
- Nope, not necessary in the least.
I'm sorry. Are you implying
that I used my older brother
I'm telling you, it is...
My fiancée, Claire, and-and Mom and I.
It's kind of an important piece.
A couple of years ago. Yeah.
- What is going on tonight?
- Oh, my God.
of a June wedding.
What?
Oh, I get it.
Uh, uh, tell her it's a hearing aid.
Besides, this is our anniversary dinner.
Oh, my God.
Well, I'm having dinner
with a lady friend.
Oh, no. Please tell me
so that I can fix them.
I was just picking up some
food. Small world, huh?
violent ex-boyfriend, and
he was about to attack her.
Oh, my face.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 12, 2016
Stew is worried that Dean Sr.'s anger problems will hurt his case, but Dean Sr. insists there's no problem at all. Dean says there's only one surefire way to find out what the people really think: they take it to the masses for some good
old-fashioned focus group testing. Before long, the entire family gets caught up in the feedback of how they are perceived by others.
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Uh, you know what? It never hurts...
A collection of completely
average strangers
to get us from "not sure"
to definitely sure?
I don't know, will they?
I can feel it.
nothin' on their minds.
Yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I love that about you,
Seems like the simplest,
Wow. Okay, I understand
Behind every big decision in my life,
Yeah, we need the room. Do you mind?
'Cause you may hear some
things about your father,
and that you're going to then
make the necessary adjustments.
that you might have.
Could you please, uh, state
your name for the record?
hearing Stewart?
Could you speak up a little bit?
- Objection!
- No, Todd, you can't... That's not...
Is that better?
Hey! What are
How 'bout that?
I just didn't really buy
that he was a lawyer.
Hey.
I seem lawyerly to you, right?
Okay. Uh, what is it?
No, you can't just pick
and choose the notes
we know exactly who you are.
Damn right you will. And so will we.
Oh, that sounds like something.
What if I told you...
(scraping)
Oh. I, uh... You know, my left eye
- like Dean. Just, you know, parts.
- Uh-huh.
Yeah, thanks for noticing.
Nobody at school did.
Well, it's a... slippery slope.
You know, you're not so
good at taking criticism.
It's not what's coming
across, apparently.
- And we know they're never wrong.
- We do?
you tested pretty high with
that focus group in there.
do whatever.
You would believe a couple of strangers
I always thought the people
could never be wrong.
Turns out six people in a mall
You're taking the note, aren't you?
where we listen to them and
we just take what we need?
- That's correct.
- Well, then, sir,
What?
No, I just, uh, woke up one
morning and thought, "Why not?"
- I'll call you back.
- No, she won't, no, she will not.
They may be, Ethan. They may be.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 15, 2016
Post-therapy, Dean finds that he has lost the ability to grind. To get it back, he decides to crack the case of the office being ransacked. Meanwhile, in flashback, we see a younger, struggling Dean Sanderson as he must decide whether to embrace a simple life, or pursue his destiny and become the Grinder he was always meant to be.
Well, Kelly gave me an ultimatum,
- Well, we...
- We feel like
Oh, uh, so tomorrow,
- Why don't you tell us.
- What?
Oh, my God.
the name of a man that you have
secretly been working with.
Yeah, you see, I-I...
so you sort of flew out of frame.
"I'm in a committed relationship,
I say the lines and, like,
(exhales)
Okay, yeah, that's on me. Sorry.
- Is that what we're saying?
- I'm not.
He's going to solve it!
No. No, this totally makes sense.
way worse than anyone else's.
That's weird.
Remember? We-we both saw him out back.
Guys...
- On it.
- and you are gonna
Just... helping him.
Do you even care about
this interview at all?
Freezer doors is who... I am!
- I got to tell you something.
- What?
push past my feelings right now?
We got to focus on the break-in.
- Are we done talking about this?
- Mm-hmm.
Well, out of nowhere,
she goes dark on me.
It's just not fair, Benji.
but they couldn't find him.
Ah... so these are
doorknobs from the office?
That it was an inside job.
Because it's always applicable.
when I have an idea... she
doesn't even want to hear it.
your own mind?
They couldn't find him.
We should be leaving.
If we're gonna go...
And I'm also not a
freezer door salesman.
(laughs)
- All right, well, I got nothing to hide.
- Yeah, me neither.
Get out of here, man.
in a massive explosion
on an oil rig in the gulf.
I was at home.
(echoing): It was an inside job.
how to do the one thing
Uh, Todd maybe?
Okay, I need a minute to take that in.
My alibi with Claire...
I just pushed it too far!
It was recording...
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 01, 2016
As the conspiracy surrounding Sanderson & Yao reaches a boiling point, the only man who can get to the bottom of it has abandoned the "grind" and enrolled in law school. Stewart, desperate for Dean's help, will go to any lengths to turn his brother back into "The Grinder".
- Ouch. Todd.
- Sorry.
Um, you should join our study group
if you started at the beginning.
So, what happened?
I'd be singing a different tune.
to make the same mistakes that I did.
Okay, you caught me.
Fine, I will come,
He's been gone a day.
What do you make of it, Deano?
May... um...
Now, if you'll excuse me,
- Todd at law school with him?
- Yes.
- We have a big test...
- Screw the test.
Solving real cases...
suddenly we have nothing to
talk about when we get home.
Gives you something to do.
I hadn't noticed that at all.
to avoid that may set him back?
So... what are we going to do?
The junkies.
Well, even if that were true,
I don't know if you've
heard, but I'm in law school.
Cliff, don't.
How does he know how to drive a tank?
I'm sorry, I can't-I can't do this.
- Good night.
- Good night.
It just felt so right.
I just hope I can continue to be.
You have a bigger support
group than you know.
- How could you?
- What?
all of the answers.
He's the one that should be helping.
Yeah, Stew, actors do a lot more
Lizzie to get birth control pills.
Oh.
don't mind me.
The network
Mitch were behind the whole thing?"
that...
I'm working on it.
Uh, just being a
- No.
- Great, great.
I'm sorry, I'm just not myself today.
What if The Grinder
is who you really are?
I'm not telling everybody.
so it doesn't have to be about me?
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 23, 2016
Stewart becomes certain there's a larger conspiracy against the firm. It’s the first time Sanderson & Yao has ever been involved in a truly dramatic situation, but Dean has shed his “Grinder” persona and refuses to listen to Stewart’s “paranoia.”
Instead, Dean decides to focus on being the office intern, so Stew has to take matters into his own hands.
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before I invited an overnight guest.
- Oh, you're insulted.
- Jillian's a professional.
What if you wanted
And what plan was that, Stewart?
- You seem angry.
- Well, yeah, I am angry.
Do you think this is maybe
Let's start with your recurring dream
I don't know, but I think we
should ask for a continuance.
myself of all things Grinder
that I am not a lawyer.
I need to start on the ground floor.
- Which is...
- So, if you'll excuse me...
Please tell me that was real.
- 20 minutes, and you're proud of that?
- That's good!
Back there. I'm driving.
The fun's about to begin.
We'll hear from the defendant first,
- This ought to be good.
- All right, Your Honor,
had occurred.
Dad, let me help you.
Conspiracy did nothing for you?
It's about the facts.
Oh, something else is going on,
Like Dean?
those were the best times of our lives.
- Dad's case, right?
- Oh, he's shredding, he's shredding,
a character-building experience.
- He's clearly running from something.
- He is?
No, a little weird is
you guys not having sex.
You see, Dad is not
wrong all the time, okay?
Hold on, I'm getting a picture.
Hey, how's it going?
I sent it to Mom, too.
That was definitely necessary.
Stew, people exchange flash drives
- You guys have been talking about me?
- Well, honey,
And there's no way that was you being fine.
I think you're right.
I heard the wall.
for being there for me.
You are a real estate agent.
You know what, then, you
make something up, okay?
Oh, um, I'm, uh, just
between agencies right now.
Oh.
Big closets...
gave up on all that conspiracy crap.
transitionary.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 16, 2016
Dean's therapist, Jillian, encourages him to, once and for all, shed his Grinder persona and find out who the real Dean is. Through his therapy exercises, he ends up making others around him evaluate their own issues, much to Stewart's frustration.
Yeah, it's not just about
you now, Dad. It's bad
- Great. Anything else.
- Um, Todd, is there something
Well... and I'm not ashamed
to admit it... I am in therapy.
can sometimes be...
do not discuss anything
Grinder-related in front of me.
Great note, Stew. From now on,
- Is it maybe in one of these...?
- Don't touch that!
They make you jump through
so many hoops these days.
Yeah, Dad, Judge Cordell died years ago.
Mm, uh-uh, not fair.
until I'm done checking it off,
I mean, to take this kind of time off.
- So great.
- Hey, Dean,
Uh, no, let's-let's have meetings.
Why are you yelling?
Right. Yeah. "Screwball."
Look who's being dramatic
now. I'm being dramatic?
You'll set back my recovery.
Okay. You need to find your breath.
Jillian, this is not about me!
- Hey, Mrs. S.
- Joel!
I have filled out in my life?
over the weekend, and then we'll
get it thrown out by Monday.
Um, later would be better.
- Yes, you do, but...
- Because when I look back on it,
- in the workplace.
- Yep.
No, don't come back. I think we're good.
it's getting late, and I think
Joel has to be getting home.
- Zadak.
- I'm just saying I think
Deb, Deb, he has.
- Pissy.
- "Pissy" is a good way to put it.
Unnecessary drama.
Then let's not mention
it! Let's stop mentioning!
- Isn't she great?
- Phenomenal.
...and Deb's a great office
manager, bored out of her mind.
working with you, but you won't let me?
I'm gonna cleanse myself of The Grinder
Don't you think this is hard enough for me?
I think you should go.
Well, he asked me to go
through some documents for him.
He wants to show you he's still got it.
You told me that you were adopted.
- his Grinder bonfire.
- Oh, wow.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 09, 2016
When Dean scares off a big prospective client by being too dramatic, Stewart tells him maybe it’s finally time to let go of his “Grinder” persona and come down to earth. He tries to convince Dean he should go to therapy. Dean reluctantly agrees, but
in typical Dean fashion, he overcorrects and begins “therapizing” the whole family, including Debbie, who is now tempted to quit her grueling job.
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for international growth, but
Dandro does not want that."
the Rudy moment I was hoping for.
- Because he's impossible.
- I don't know. I mean, have you talked
Why not? Right.
and I figured a cubicle isn't really,
Oh, macro convo. Love it.
um... adjustments.
to bring the dramatics from your TV show
lawyers settle. A lot.
and that is really what
concerns me the most.
I just think that maybe
Not an overhaul. Just... like, a...
That's impressive. But can you promise
Why would that be a problem for me?
just waiting to interject
at the perfect moment?
and I decided this client
We've been through this.
you're a lawyer because...
you telling me what to say to your brother.
But we know what we're saying?
Hi, Dean.
- May I say something?
- Yes.
this is where I need to be.
- Great.
- Great.
- Dean, that's fantastic.
- That's great to hear.
It was right after, remember?
Oh, yeah, uh, yes, thank
you. She-she told you that?
But not everything has to be all big drama.
Caught how?
And-and Stew, seems like
you could use a little bit of
Oh, there you are.
You've done enough damage already.
- Dean, it's not happening.
- Well...
what's said in my sessions
with other patients.
a second chance with Foosley.
we can have a discussion
about facts that were presented
It's not quite making sense
to me based on what I asked?
Oh!
Hey, Roy, sorry we keep missing each other.
No, no, those days are behind me.
I am seeing the world through
a completely different lens.
Dandro was being all-all Dandro, and-and
So I just... I grabbed
that steering wheel, and
- Grab the steering wheel.
- I got to grab the wheel.
- You picking any of this up, Bill?
- 100%.
- Maybe texts from another man?
- She quit.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 02, 2016
Timothy Olyphant is back in Boise and the rivalry between Dean and him continues when Stewart invites Olyphant to spend more time around Sanderson & Yao. After getting into an argument about who is closer to being a real lawyer, the two "Grinders" decide to go head-to-head in a mock trial.
the way we did it was first
we called their bluff.
My gift to you, huh?
I think someone without a
law degree is just as qualified
on that same show, but only at
the end, when they weren't even
(voice distorting, fading): that
I would be the uber-qualified
Good, 'cause this was
gonna be exhausting.
Okay, good. Thank you.
to one of us, it's important
to every damn one of us.
- For the role?
- Exactly.
This is absurd.
The shows a hit, people
love it, critics love it.
but I don't believe myself.
On the jury box
(shouting continues)
Hey, uh, Dean, Tim.
Uh, what are you guys doing?
But he's The Grinder's brother.
OLYPHANT: Take it easy, Stew.
- What? It's normal.
- It's a regular face.
STEWART: Now there's two of 'em.
they're both used to
being the star, right?
(clears throat) All right,
let's talk some law.
'Cause it feels like
maybe you were leaning
is a little inexperienced...
um, much different.
Well, hey, bro, maybe you should
talk to your bro about that,
We're both actors who
have played lawyers.
Probably because what
you're saying is true.
Hmm. I like the stakes.
- But what about your presidency, Dad?
- This is more important.
- I'm glad you understand that. One can win.
- Yeah. Just one man. Mm-hmm.
And then we have to stay afterward
Just don't take out your
frustrations with me on my kid.
You're a lifesaver, sir.
that just because a
person is not something
"I'm closer to being a
lawyer than he is."
Ms. Lacoste, how many cases
has Timothy Olyphant
There's no city attached
to it because it's not
Then why did you say it?
Please let the record show that I got
Oh, I wasn't prepared
for a follow-up question.
If you've come up here
to give a pep talk,
He's better than I am.
Yeah, what do you care anyway?
Maybe you should figure that out
before you come up here
but it's a pipe dream.
isn't really a lawyer
(shouts): Answer... the question,
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 26, 2016
After their fallout, Dean and Stewart find themselves on opposing sides during a divorce case. Meanwhile, back at home, Ethan and Lizzie are seeing the impact of life without Uncle Dean, and Stewart and Debbie quickly take notice.
Honestly, we didn't bring
you here to learn our names.
- we've got it covered?
- Well, then I would say
It's like I'm watching the show.
- Leaving.
- Yep.
and also I will never
have a thing with you.
You guys, what is...?
Are you feeling okay, buddy?
Uncle Dean was really encouraging me
do that with you, right?
I just asked him what his plan was.
You... No. No!
You look good.
And I don't know how he got there.
Yes, Mr. Sanderson?
Let me rephrase that.
...took the time to get me certified,
...but you...
Dad, he's the one that
blew this out of proportion.
Just do it for me, your dad.
About what?
Uh, okay, I mean, we could do that,
No. I won't.
Hey, somebody want to...
Yeah, okay? I'm just bummed
I'm not gonna be there
Wait. So if he wants to settle,
to be treated like a lawyer, so
maybe this is your opportunity
- It can't be anything else.
- No. I've narrowed it down.
Reception alerted me to your presence.
- you're very happy here.
- I am happy.
but I'm here as a lawyer,
Yeah. I sent up the Pascalimony stuff.
Uh, and if you have a second,
Rozz and Landy are using
you for your celebrity.
Certified legal intern.
I will see you in court.
Oh, right, right. Thank
you for reminding me.
I'm just feeling a tickle
in the back of my throat.
Yeah, Rozz, what would he be resting?
Uh, you can't object.
This is opening arguments.
Mr. Sanderson, you need to stop talking.
We'll take a short recess,
and I'd like you both to be
Now I'm wondering... and this
is 'cause of the judge thing...
So... what?
You want me to entertain the client.
He got my name right.
that we regret, and then
pride gets in the way
You see what your
brother's doing, don't you?
like a home.
This is not what I want at all!
Even though we both got fired
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 19, 2016
Stewart and Deb tell Dean it's time for him to find his own place. Meanwhile, a rival law firm attempts to poach Dean from Sanderson & Yao. Also, Deb becomes reliant on Andre, Dean's former stand-in, who's crashing with the family
- This is news to us, mm-hmm.
- Big news.
We're identical
- we don't have, uh, room.
- Hm-mm.
I do?
and he's gonna make me meet
him at a lake or something,
Sorry, Andre.
Look at this!
Um, Andre, can you give us a sec?
Where's this going?
You tell me.
That is the... that is the situation.
Dean, since you have sold
'Cause there's a lot of other
opportunities here in Boise
Are you sure? Because
they read just like Dean.
Well, you always have a bed at my place.
Right after Sloppy Joe night.
_
You know?
Wait. You moved an entire
semitruck-worth of boxes
Stew, would you mind putting your hand
I insist.
I'm just saying, at Dad's,
nobody's a raging butthole.
She just said she strangled a nurse.
What are you thinking? A subpoena
I hate this part, too.
Because what I think I saw
Claire, you're the strong,
attractive female colleague.
Maybe you need a funny black guy
and a chubby guy with a beard.
The only work you have to do
is getting yourself better.
Well, I... I just feel like
I'm getting in the way here.
All right, let me get this straight:
Let me guess, I'll bet he's
got you studying for the bar.
Would you rather have a
heart attack next to McDreamy
You look good in here, and I'm
gonna go out on a limb and say
Uh, Deb Sanderson?
On second thought,
Right.
Mm.
Because I didn't want to trespass.
I met with Huston Rozz and Patrice Landy
that my brother hadn't
figured out a bar work-around.
- Maybe I will.
- Is this all
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 05, 2016
After Dean catches Timothy Olyphant making out with Claire, he thinks he can "win her back" by taking the lead on a case - and using very questionable tactics - representing a friend of hers. Meanwhile, Stewart is excited that a reporter is writing a story on him, but becomes upset when Dean steals the spotlight.
I like to start things off
with a staff meeting, Neal.
Something on the back burner can catch fire
I heard he's boning Claire
This case matters deeply to Claire and I.
for our clients in order
to prove reasonable doubt.
We are going to solve this case.
Or do they get in there
and reveal the real culprit?
You know, Dean's got this
whole "find the culprit" angle.
and show Neal how sexy simple law can be.
We're just spitballing about strategy.
where the criminal is gonna strike next...
Well, take it down, Neal.
- Right.
- Right?
Oh. Perfect.
he's here with her.
Um, I don't think he
was involved in all this.
This is a brick.
it's lunch pails, it's...
which means
of me, am I right?
No, no, that was... that was it, Neal.
I'll see you in the morning.
Good, good.
I know that, hon. That's
why I'm up here pouting.
This is a smear piece.
And all theories until
disproven are working theories.
all over my face.
- This could work.
- Mm-hmm.
And since when does Stew
Sanderson need it to be easy?
Exactly.
It's the only way to turn the story around.
Todd, how can you make a model
We have a brick here,
that he hasn't hit yet,
and we get him to do it
Sure, why don't we just
call a press conference?
Uh, it's great to be
back here with you, Jimmy.
You, what, you moved back to your hometown
To smoke out the SUV window smasher.
Well, and, uh, Kimmel owed him a favor.
Several times.
unless you don't want me around.
Please tell me you did not do all of this
What?!
on a TNT miniseries called Stakeout?
Uh, "Dean doesn't know if
this will happen tonight.
A smear piece on Todd, huh?
- It is?
- Doesn't even matter
Aired 8 years ago - Dec 01, 2015
“The Grinder: New Orleans” -- a spinoff of the original hit series, asks Dean to film a scene giving closure to his beloved character, Mitch Grinder. Not surprisingly, Dean struggles with being replaced by his TV brother, Rake. Meanwhile Stewart,
who has also been feeling replaced by his brother in Ethan's eyes, jumps at the opportunity to get Dean back into acting and out of his hair.
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- thing is the way to go.
- You can try it.
the entire franchise.
So you're saying
Cliff Bemis,
the creator of The Grinder.
Uh, yes, likewise.
It's what you always wanted to do.
that none of that matters.
So you want me to pass the torch.
But everything is not as it seems.
And then Olyphant comes
in, rips off his shirt
on screen.
And I never broke, never!
And you never wanted to introduce them?
I was never done.
Fighting.
Hey, Uncle Dean, your
advice totally worked.
about the, uh, the backup plan?
It would do so much
I'm saying we need to stop this.
- from killing Mitch Grinder.
- And why are we doing this?
Yes. All of us.
Exactly. This character is a part of Dean
how you wanted the same
deal as David Caruso.
without Caruso's permission,
Well, that's where you
and I disagree, sir.
and becomes a judge.
by night, a white linen shirt.
that's the scene we shoot.
Hey, do you know where Uncle Dean is?
Or... you can bring them both.
- ...running my Cuban nightclub...
- Perfect.
"black girlfriend."
unless he's pressured by the network.
and you've invaded work
I'll shoot the scene.
Whoa. This is crazy.
and I know the firm will be
in better hands with you
And, of course... Shondy.
I... I pushed him into it.
You're making a mistake, Mitch.
but I'm your other brother...
Evil.
But you know, if I leave
this world behind,
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 24, 2015
After spending several holidays away from the family, Dean is thrilled to be reunited with them for his first real Thanksgiving celebration in a long time. But his overexcitement and meddling brings a major, unexpected family secret to light.
Meanwhile, a series of flashbacks reveal the chain of events that led to Dean's departure from his hit TV drama.
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Staying behind... because it's easier."
Why did they stop coming?
I can't take it easy, honey.
The pilgrims didn't take it easy.
I can't be the only other person who knows.
Hey! Thanksgiving is
- It is big news. Don't let him
tell you that. - He's not gonna...
how many people died at that intersection.
how's that prepubescent
stuff going for you?
Are you asking me?
I'm bouncing back and
forth between all of 'em.
partly cloudy.
I had no idea that you were
taking the divorce this hard.
- Wow, this I can't wait for.
- Joseph T. Yao will be here any minute.
let me walk away from this.
Hey, boys. A blast from the past.
- Oh, you don't want to say?
- Well, I'm-I'm feeling a little not well.
Dean, I'm not doing this today.
When you've run aground
Dean, the ratings are higher than ever.
You want to skip the, the ripping
part? Is that what you're saying?
I'll tell you what.
Dean.
Dean, are you okay?
Well, then I'm definitely gonna stay.
My God, they were having
sex in my childhood bed?
- Ugh.
- Ew. No. No, thank you.
And Dad is sitting downstairs right now
- No, I'm not!
- Honey, I actually think
All right? We're not gonna
tell anybody, we're not
- Mm.
- But we should, um...
Really enjoyed it.
Just trying to figure it all out.
I'm afraid I did.
is turning you into something you're not.
at best, you're leasing it.
For what?
Dude, you are so dialed in.
in a couple hours,
everything's back to normal.
Well... you had me till the end there.
Till there's no more road left.
Or are we at the end of this?
why would I have no
shirt in the law library?
That's the fun of the title.
I gave him a soul.
You guys save room for dessert?
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 17, 2015
Stewart convinces Dean he can’t keep using his celebrity if he really wants to be a “regular guy.” But when the brothers find themselves in serious trouble, Dean’s fame might be the only way to bail them out. Meanwhile, Debbie gets an assistant, and ends up being more of an assistant to her.
From this moment on...
And to think, I had an
assistant who was doing this
For me, I think a firm leash
I'm not trying to micromanage
you or anything, so...
Well, I live right by this place,
- that would be awesome.
- Is that a thing?
I'm supposed to go away
with my wife this weekend.
on a kind of, um...
but I said "no," and I waited 45 minutes.
- So are we free to go, Officer?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yesterday, I would have
just kept on driving.
What the heck are you doing?
My lucky day. So, what brings you here?
I gave him a ticket. Pretty cut and dry.
and he ultimately obliged.
- It would be hard not to.
- So for the record, that's a "yes"?
thrown into the garbage.
Well, we don't know if he's Armenian, Dad,
Just ask the favor.
and I cannot imagine going back.
How do I trick my dog
into going to the vet?
'cause I haven't had
a coffee. Is that mine?
Yeah, I do remember.
how I'm gonna make it through today.
I'm trying to get all this work done
And that you're the one who's gonna be
Yeah, run, go get my coffee.
He came all the way down
here. He's in the car
Free of charge!
and get back to reality.
- Noted.
- And secondly,
Hmm. But you can't fire me, right?
like you would trick a
dog into going to the vet.
Car's all set.
Yeah, he did actually.
Scored the winning goal.
And then he...
Couldn't get in touch with Dad.
who's more due for a win than Todd.
Farouk Manda... danian?
You know we're gonna be here
all night now? My trip is ruined.
I think you taught me a few things, too.
It'd be the morning shift guy.
Grinder, over here! Grinder!
Dean, trust me, this is right.
He proves it.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 10, 2015
When Ethan chooses to audition for the school play instead of following in his father's footsteps by joining the tech crew, it highlights the differences between those who seem destined for the spotlight and those who live their lives in the shadows. Meanwhile, Stewart confronts Dean Sr. about how he gave his two sons very different life advice.
I mean, I do like getting awards.
"Swing for the fences.
And nobody would argue that.
I mean, you're really okay
setting him up for failure?
He said, "Here are your
limits, don't go past them."
- No, you're cool.
- Uh, you can't... you can't take that back.
All right,
I think we should probably settle.
I don't even know what the
hell you're talking about.
Seems like we should settle.
The crying?
You may be surprised to know
that before I ever acted a word,
and that I would have to learn
in Sleepy Hollow.
But didn't you say that I need to have it
Yeah. Let's try it again.
and he still doesn't understand dimming.
Somebody beat him out for this?
Ethan's been through enough. Now it's time
Or did he?
Does the name Sandy Malmuth ring a bell?
Because I also lost something,
What?
Shame on you, sir,
Uh... Sandy?
a 12-year-old of a part
Stage crew is not rolling over and dying.
and did half of what I taught
him, he earned that part.
if I'm okay with Todd
Whose?
- Ethan was on the crew and he
was enjoying it, - Keep folding.
Ethan... terrific.
Uh, I was gonna wait till opening night,
- Being seen.
- Being seen. You got it. Yeah!
- We're good on all terms, Your Honor.
- Uh, no, we're not, Your Honor.
While I'm still young.
Hey. What are you guys doing?
Let's see what the bastard's hiding.
marked "auditions."
to get chills all over your body at once?
Mr. Malmuth's laptop proves anything.
suddenly he's questioning my integrity?
will see things the same as me.
Principal Davis,
And the impartial observer that
you yourself asked for agrees.
What happened here was an embarrassment!
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 03, 2015
Just as Dean prepares to give up on what he thinks is a hopeless search for love, he is reunited with Gail, an old flame who restores his belief in romance. Meanwhile, Deb encourages Stewart to change his strict ways and let Lizzie have a supervised date with Joel Zadak.
It's a nightmare you're
never gonna have to endure.
because he's absurdly handsome and rich.
Is there someone from before he was famous?
- She holds up.
- Does she hold up?
That is the question, isn't it?
- Hi!
- Gail Budnick!
I gave Gail my virginity, Todd.
a big ol' actor, right?
Was that always the title?
handled Gail's divorce.
- you were talking about.
- I like watching.
And she's never seen the show.
Thank you for not putting
a damper on what's been
But she kept hammering me, and... you know,
I'm thinking of whisking Gail away
a couple of nights, and
then I think it could work.
Okay, 2:00.
a huge thank-you for a
super productive week.
- I get that.
- So it's going well, huh?
for reintroducing me
to the love of my life.
I feel terrible about how much
time I've been away, as it is.
I mean, sure, he hijacked
it doesn't sound like
equal treatment to me.
because Uncle Dean is not a parent.
- to me, too.
- Wait, Gail is pregnant?
- Oh.
- So you just chose to phrase that
This parenting thing is rewarding,
but to imply that Toby can't be my son
this is the life I would've had.
always make the right
decisions, but you're in there,
And what I see in there
is an equal double date.
Yeah. I knew what he was all about.
Let's go.
right now? Were you not just
in the same house with me,
Oh, Gail is cooking up a storm,
and Toby just had a meltdown.
Toby has a car?
Oh, this is... Toby?
The cutest. Huh.
You know, he's a bit of a handful,
What did you just say, honey?
Not anymore.
But that painting doesn't sit
flush against the wall, does it?
remove that painting from the wall.
The painting, please.
Judging from the dust pattern,
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 20, 2015
When a new couple, Lyle and Vanessa Gerhart, comes into their life, Stewart and Deb deal with "The Dean Effect" - people liking you only because you have a famous brother. Meanwhile, Dean finds himself in a similar situation with Claire, the first person he's ever met who isn't affected by his celebrity
- wrestling champ Rory Pecor?
- Yeah. That's him.
gonna maybe kind of ease you back into it.
Todd, come on. Claire just got
here. Let's give her something.
Joe Gordon-Levitt came in, guest starred.
I find her fascinating.
- He got written off the show, yeah.
- ...the show.
So what about this dress
for when the Gerharts
I mean, Deb, you can help me with this.
- There's got to be a better example.
- Yeah, I-I feel like
Yes, my annual donation.
Say hi to Maggie.
Oh, my God, no. Attention?
yeah, I try to mix in a little bit of both.
And then I wrote what turned
out to be the final ordinance.
Oh, uh, Lyle, Vanessa,
this is my brother Dean.
Wow. How-how does it feel to be back?
Oh. Yeah, no, that's something.
You know, I sometimes
forget that he's famous.
So I don't know if you guys are free,
just so they could invite
Dean to their charity thing.
When I made physical contact with them,
Why don't you just work on the case
- It could be fun.
- Okay.
We're gonna put Claire in there
and move you to her cubicle.
I guess that would be awkward.
any real work, and I
need a bone to chew on.
We usually just did an
all-nighter montage and skipped
And there is one, right?
That's Judge McCan!
I guess, you know, that Dean isn't here.
He spends his days in the children's ward,
Wait, I'm sorry.
there's your uncle. Can I meet him now?
She is truly hideous to watch.
I'll text you the pin.
- The Grinder.
- The Grinder.
Where's The Grinder?
- Oh, God.
- But I...
- is Brandon?
- I'm...
It is the life I have chosen to accept.
Thank you, Dean.
Um, well, maybe you just
And I... did, too.
Uh, he, uh, had to leave.
- No, we-we both just agreed
that you should. - Yeah.
Wow! Well, that's a hurtful hunch.
Honestly, I-I don't remember
how it all went down.
You're focusing on something
that we're just trying
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 13, 2015
Convinced that the only explanation for Claire’s non-interest in him is that she’s a mole, Dean tells Stewart that Claire is sharing secrets with a rival firm. Although Stewart dismisses the accusation, Dean is set on proving his brother wrong.
Meanwhile, Deb and Claire strike up a friendship, the gossipy nature of which propels Stewart to question whether Claire can be trusted after all.
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Two siblings locked in the
stalemate of a lifetime,
Your grandfather just believes your uncle
Doesn't matter.
so, until one of you comes
clean, you're both grounded.
There's been a little setback
on the personal injury case.
Or... do we know?
- Except your character.
- Hmm?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, Claire, for
presenting an actual solution.
So what are we thinking? Fire her?
Hi, Deb. I need to talk to you. Hallway.
- I didn't.
- You, Dean, broke the window.
Oh, another free one.
Hey, Rozz/Landy!
that got hit by a car and how
that case went against you.
Well, Todd... you can
always tell me anything.
Do you know what this means?
So I think it's time we have a frank,
You guys are more stubborn
than your dad ever was.
It's why The Grinder was
never wrong on the show.
that directly affects
Rozz/Landy in a negative way.
Like to what?
That was a great note.
Look at you, bud.
Desperately. You two are terrible.
because, dude, we respect you. We do.
Listen to me, listen to me.
Don't let Dean knows that
you know that I know...
- Got it.
- You got it?
- But you say it in your own...
- ...pronouns, the pronouns change.
I don't specifically
I did it, okay?
Wait, what-what just happened?
Oh, I know. That's new.
I see where this is going,
and I think you should stop.
Really?
Probably also gonna... have
to report her to the bar.
Yeah.
I knew that guy couldn't
keep his mouth shut.
Sorry, I was sleeping.
I hear that... works for people.
And in return, you agree
that no one is at fault.
who think they don't have
to take responsibility
and it's gonna shock a lot of people.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 06, 2015
After the exciting and victorious Krantz case, Sanderson & Yao gets flooded with cases. Dean, in his usual fashion, wants them to pick the next big case. Stewart disagrees, but he realizes that telling Dean he can’t do something only will make him
want to do it more. Soo Stewart decides to encourage Dean and the plan backfires. Meanwhile, Dean inspires Debbie to go for a promotion at work using a “big dog” approach, which puts her job in jeopardy
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But what if we could?
No, no texts! We're eating.
- No, sir.
- The only reason you're exhausted
Who-who are Dawn and Trevor? Fill me in.
should be able to tell someone
Wait, I-I don't want to sue.
You were right, Deano...
the case found us.
My head's just not there right now,
It's not gonna work.
It's damn near impossible!
You'll be disbarred, Mitch.
Like, am I a negative
person, like a naysayer?
- So, boring?
- No.
- because it just, it means nothing, honey!
- Love you.
Amazing how much you can get
done in the middle of the night
You know what? I am.
that I just decided to take action.
But you know what, that is
all in the rearview mirror,
Talk to me.
Dude, we're huge fans.
What is? I didn't say anything.
And cheesy, you know?
Uh, Mr. Behar, did my
clients' relationship
or did company policy
violate Dawn and Trevor?
Let him ask what he wants.
- Do you even know what that word means?
- Of course!
It isn't impossible.
♪ They could've had him any day ♪
Hey, Deb.
Dean?
Hmm...
Zadak is wandering around
like a free-range douchebag,
I thought I'd just try
and say yes a little bit more.
and I have to be the biggest
wuss in TV history?
Okay?
do me a favor and let me know.
There are worse situations
to be in, right?
Maybe I made a mistake moving back here.
you have an interesting perspective.
Tell them we fold.
It literally can't be done.
There is not a lawyer
Everything.
You with your confidence restored
Yeah, but it be nice if we had an angle.
What are we doing here?
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 29, 2015
When his long-running hit series comes to an end, Dean finds himself at a crossroads in life and decides to move back to his small home town thinking he has the experience to take over his family’s law firm, where he butts heads with his brother, Stewart.
Look at me. I'm a mess.
gonna make me forget
the side character thing?
and I think he's picking up on that.
Hey.
It's beautiful.
- I make you think that?
- I love you, brother.
before he goes to court.
- Grinder!
- Hey, man! Thanks for watching!
attempted to raise monthly rent to $750,
and we recommend you take it and settle.
- He is not helping. He's not a lawyer.
- Right now,
We should definitely settle.
I feel like all we do
around here is settle.
- Grind it!
- Yeah.
Oh, sure, well, acting on
a TV show's the equivalent
into cardiac arrest next to
someone who didn't play a doctor
we are going to trial
within the context of a bankruptcy case?
Be good, you two.
and I'm gonna be stuck talking
up here in this octave forever.
- Grind?
- I grind. Because I am The Grinder.
Hey.
- I've been there.
- It's fine.
I don't know what you're
talking about, bro.
and I'll even say he's a solid hang.
What part...
It's part of the process.
Tells me a lot about somebody.
being here, I realized
what I've been missing,
One that's very personal to me, Emily.
Cutaneous B-Cell Lymphoma.
hurtful, hurtful words.
Krantz says, "Move out," you say, "Fine."
Wait a second. Let me just...
and it sounds terrible.
Wow.
Where's our guy?
he's... mad at me,
surprisingly a no-show.
All the prosecution has
proven is that the plaintiff...
Dean Sanderson is not an actual lawyer.
- There you go. Thanks.
- Oh, that's great. Thank you.
dated March 1, 2015,
Because all this time,
Because the man's an idiot.
I'm afraid that counsel is right.