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Season 7  "Land of the Lost"  7x5

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 21, 2015

Frankie asks Reverend TimTom to find out why Mike is being distant; and Sue invites Brick to visit her at college, but she loses him after running into the handsome Abercrombie guy. Meanwhile, Axl and Hutch complain to the city about an ant infestation.

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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 1
That's where you made your mistake.
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Everyone screwing everyone over.
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Told you it was easy.
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He won't send you illegal fireworks or get your nunchucks autographed by the emperor.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
Check yes or no."
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Make it three days. You want to try for more?
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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10
Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
You're not going to fight me or try to weasel out of it?
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
My teacher expects me to get a hundred. Everyone expects me to get a hundred.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Before I knew it she was telling me to take the car and go and have fun with my friends.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Six boxes of cereal, two gallons of milk, eight peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, adult diapers and Madlibs.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
It's the same way NASA designed the old space capsules.
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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Wow, this vulnerability crap is more effective than I thought.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
It's about time, butt-munch.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
Okay, maybe it's not that crazy when you think about it.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
I am going to move very casually toward the back door and draw his attention over there.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22
Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
You are not trying to manipulate a guy here, Malcolm.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
But if you want to pull this off, getting the car two nights in a row, you have to be very, very good.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25
Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
And pretty scrawny.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
It was amazing. We've never really talked like that.
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Did you get the car?
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-Does that sound awful? -No, no. I know exactly what you're talking about.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Well, it's not something I really talk about. I can't believe I'm even telling you.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
Jessica?
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Wow, Malcolm, that's really...
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
Oh, good, you do know what I mean.
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
Malcolm, my dad's in jail, and I live on a couch.
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Save the girl talk for your mom.
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He thinks he's on his way to China, and you've just been torturing him in that box?!
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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
And then, when it does, it's wonderful.
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-Can you turn off the smoke now? -In a minute.
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I told her everything.
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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
Wait. Wait, Mike. Mike?
 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
Wait, can you do me a favor first?

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Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 2
Everyone screwing everyone over.
#2 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 3
Told you it was easy.
#3 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 4
He won't send you illegal fireworks or get your nunchucks autographed by the emperor.
#4 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 5
Check yes or no."
#5 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 6 #6 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 7 #7 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 8
Make it three days. You want to try for more?
#8 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 9 #9 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 10 #10 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 11
You're not going to fight me or try to weasel out of it?
#11 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 12
My teacher expects me to get a hundred. Everyone expects me to get a hundred.
#12 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 13
Before I knew it she was telling me to take the car and go and have fun with my friends.
#13 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 14
Six boxes of cereal, two gallons of milk, eight peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, adult diapers and Madlibs.
#14 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 15
It's the same way NASA designed the old space capsules.
#15 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 16 #16 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 17 #17 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 18
Wow, this vulnerability crap is more effective than I thought.
#18 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 19
It's about time, butt-munch.
#19 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 20
Okay, maybe it's not that crazy when you think about it.
#20 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 21
I am going to move very casually toward the back door and draw his attention over there.
#21 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 22 #22 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 23
You are not trying to manipulate a guy here, Malcolm.
#23 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 24
But if you want to pull this off, getting the car two nights in a row, you have to be very, very good.
#24 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 25 #25 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 26
And pretty scrawny.
#26 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 27
It was amazing. We've never really talked like that.
#27 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 28
Did you get the car?
#28 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 29 #29 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 30 #30 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 31
-Does that sound awful? -No, no. I know exactly what you're talking about.
#31 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 32
Well, it's not something I really talk about. I can't believe I'm even telling you.
#32 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 33
Jessica?
#33 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 34
Wow, Malcolm, that's really...
#34 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 35
Oh, good, you do know what I mean.
#35 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 36
Malcolm, my dad's in jail, and I live on a couch.
#36 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 37
Save the girl talk for your mom.
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He thinks he's on his way to China, and you've just been torturing him in that box?!
#42 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 43 #43 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 44
And then, when it does, it's wonderful.
#44 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 45
-Can you turn off the smoke now? -In a minute.
#45 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 46
I told her everything.
#46 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 47 #47 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 48 #48 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 49
Wait. Wait, Mike. Mike?
#49 Recap of The Middle Season 7 Episode 5 (S07E05) - 50
Wait, can you do me a favor first?
#50