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Season 3  "Upper West Side Story"  3x12

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 24, 2012

When scholarship funds from a prestigious prep school mysteriously disappear, Neal poses as a substitute teacher to help Peter and the FBI figure out where the money is really going.

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Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
But he made sure to retain custody of their daughter.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
Follow you, write things, make you look powerful.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Uh, the company puts me up at the Four Seasons.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Well, that's no good.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Probably a better life skill than falconry.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
- You have a son here? - A daughter.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Is this Mr. Brooks' English class? I slept through my damn alarm.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Donors trust us to put the money where it'll be most useful.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
And there were no bags in the room.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
But he sure had a way with words.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
...say, by being locked in a garrote somewhere?
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
- Oh. He's more paranoid than I thought. - Yeah, but my cover's safe.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
- Yeah. - Let's have a look.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
A fixed percentage of the endowment is scholarships.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I bet you Neal would be a good teacher.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
...the art goes back to where it belongs, Keller serves life in prison...
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
When I get there, I'll ask to see Slater with questions about tuition...
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
CHLOE: Hi, Mr. Cooper. NEAL: Hello, Chloe.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
We'll get a no-knock warrant to search Woods' home.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
- You free tomorrow evening? WOODS: Unfortunately, I'm stuck at home.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Let's just focus on the plan. Jones.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
This tutoring session is basically a first date. You gotta be prepared.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Need an air of mystery about you. Smile like you got your own thing going on.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Dad, I think you can go now.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Reminds me of a meal Peter and I had in Aspen.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
- She's acting like I'm invisible. - Evan, it's time to take action. All right?
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
When I get back, I want more examples of water imagery.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
DlANA: Don't you walk away from me.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
- Dad, don't be mad. PETER: Why don't we just take a minute?
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
There's a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of Camembert in the air.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
I can whip up a sonnet and you could forge it.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
WOODS: And that will be the last thing you do at this school!
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
WOODS: You're not going anywhere.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
WOODS: Did the Juarez brothers send you? SLATER: Hey, he's with the cartel?
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
- Think he'd mind if I stopped by? - No, not at all. Be just the two of you.
 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
But don't run away from that.

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Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
Follow you, write things, make you look powerful.
#2 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Uh, the company puts me up at the Four Seasons.
#3 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Well, that's no good.
#4 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5 #5 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Probably a better life skill than falconry.
#6 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
- You have a son here? - A daughter.
#7 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Is this Mr. Brooks' English class? I slept through my damn alarm.
#8 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9 #9 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes
#10 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Donors trust us to put the money where it'll be most useful.
#11 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
And there were no bags in the room.
#12 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13 #13 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
But he sure had a way with words.
#14 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
...say, by being locked in a garrote somewhere?
#15 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
- Oh. He's more paranoid than I thought. - Yeah, but my cover's safe.
#16 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
- Yeah. - Let's have a look.
#17 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
#18 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
A fixed percentage of the endowment is scholarships.
#19 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I bet you Neal would be a good teacher.
#20 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
...the art goes back to where it belongs, Keller serves life in prison...
#21 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
When I get there, I'll ask to see Slater with questions about tuition...
#22 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23 #23 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25 #25 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
CHLOE: Hi, Mr. Cooper. NEAL: Hello, Chloe.
#26 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
We'll get a no-knock warrant to search Woods' home.
#27 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
- You free tomorrow evening? WOODS: Unfortunately, I'm stuck at home.
#28 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Let's just focus on the plan. Jones.
#29 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30 #30 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
This tutoring session is basically a first date. You gotta be prepared.
#31 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Need an air of mystery about you. Smile like you got your own thing going on.
#32 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Dad, I think you can go now.
#33 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Reminds me of a meal Peter and I had in Aspen.
#34 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
- She's acting like I'm invisible. - Evan, it's time to take action. All right?
#35 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
When I get back, I want more examples of water imagery.
#36 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
DlANA: Don't you walk away from me.
#37 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
#38 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
- Dad, don't be mad. PETER: Why don't we just take a minute?
#39 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40 #40 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
There's a bottle of wine on the table and a whiff of Camembert in the air.
#41 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
I can whip up a sonnet and you could forge it.
#42 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
WOODS: And that will be the last thing you do at this school!
#43 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
WOODS: You're not going anywhere.
#44 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
WOODS: Did the Juarez brothers send you? SLATER: Hey, he's with the cartel?
#45 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46 #46 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
- Think he'd mind if I stopped by? - No, not at all. Be just the two of you.
#47 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49 #49 Recap of White Collar Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
But don't run away from that.
#50