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Fresh Off the Boat

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Season 3  "How to Be an American"  3x9

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 03, 2017

During Jessica’s U.S. citizenship interview, she reveals shocking details about her past that even Louis was not aware of. Meanwhile, Eddie, Emery and Evan have a day off from school and attempt to take the family minivan out for a joyride.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Oh, we're not going to school today.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Oh, maybe during the entire summer that they get off.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
How often do we get a day off of school
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
He does always banana my red shells.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
I only have 45 minutes and I will not go over.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Ha! As if.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Great, let's just wrap this up with the pledge of allegiance.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
You told me your first job was selling sandwiches at Orioles games.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
and I had to find a way to stay in this country,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
and Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
That's why I started wearing contact lenses.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Yeah, let's be honest.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
It was at that moment I realized
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I thought I knew everything about you.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
♪ It's just that gangster glare, with gangster raps ♪
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
but sometimes you really feel me, dawg.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
and instead of stopping for lunch,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
My swimmies!
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
[Screams]
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
"For someone who possesses superior talents
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
It was the night we met. I wouldn't forget.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
and she was allergic to octopus, so I never got to eat octopus,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
What are we gonna do?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Or we can call AAA to come and unlock the car.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Jessica, if you're just a rebound,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Doug: Oh, my God, you put me in it?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
♪ Listen to the wind blow ♪
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
No problem. I've got more.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
[Normal voice] ♪ Never break the chain ♪
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
I'm sorry. That's not my problem.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Will you marry me?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I like that about you.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
I wanted to join earlier, but I didn't know how to talk
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
♪ Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude ♪
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
♪ Had to get off and walk 15 blocks ♪
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Statute of limitations have passed.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
and racial tensions were boiling over.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I'm never getting behind the wheel of a car again.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
[Screams]
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
My sinuses! I can't do this.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Oh, maybe during the entire summer that they get off.
#2 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3 #3 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
How often do we get a day off of school
#4 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
#5 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
He does always banana my red shells.
#6 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
I only have 45 minutes and I will not go over.
#8 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Ha! As if.
#9 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Great, let's just wrap this up with the pledge of allegiance.
#10 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
You told me your first job was selling sandwiches at Orioles games.
#11 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
and I had to find a way to stay in this country,
#12 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
and Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.
#13 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
That's why I started wearing contact lenses.
#14 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Yeah, let's be honest.
#15 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
It was at that moment I realized
#16 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I thought I knew everything about you.
#17 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
♪ It's just that gangster glare, with gangster raps ♪
#18 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
but sometimes you really feel me, dawg.
#19 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
and instead of stopping for lunch,
#20 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
My swimmies!
#21 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22 #22 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
[Screams]
#23 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24 #24 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
"For someone who possesses superior talents
#25 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
It was the night we met. I wouldn't forget.
#26 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
and she was allergic to octopus, so I never got to eat octopus,
#27 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
What are we gonna do?
#28 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Or we can call AAA to come and unlock the car.
#29 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Jessica, if you're just a rebound,
#31 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Doug: Oh, my God, you put me in it?
#32 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
♪ Listen to the wind blow ♪
#33 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
No problem. I've got more.
#34 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
[Normal voice] ♪ Never break the chain ♪
#35 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
I'm sorry. That's not my problem.
#36 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Will you marry me?
#37 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I like that about you.
#39 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
I wanted to join earlier, but I didn't know how to talk
#40 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
♪ Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude ♪
#41 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
♪ Had to get off and walk 15 blocks ♪
#42 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43 #43 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Statute of limitations have passed.
#44 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
and racial tensions were boiling over.
#45 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I'm never getting behind the wheel of a car again.
#46 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
[Screams]
#47 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
My sinuses! I can't do this.
#48 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49 #49 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50 #50