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Season 3  "When the Battle Is Over"  3x2

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 23, 2016

After a health scare, Maura confronts death and her relationship to her body. Sarah hopes to join the MidCity Temple board. Shelly plans a onewoman show with Buzzy. Dissatisfied with their lives, Josh and Ali play married couple.

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Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Everything on this board is wrong, dude.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Has been farting like it's his job.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
You have the ticket, right, boss man?
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
"No one, least of all me.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
"I have started to really live the truth of my existence,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Thank you so much.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
You could live your whole life
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
with some arrogant asshole calling me Mr. Pfefferman.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
is allow you to raise money from investors
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
And I'm the old him.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Oh, hi. You-- you missed my temple talk.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
You know, buzzy's on the board,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
I do.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
No. Unfortunately, bathsheba had a heart murmur
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
We're so happy to have you.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
But you know where they took her? They took her to county.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Oh, shh.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
with the sense that they're being, uh, chased.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Hey, which of the readings were you teaching on just now?
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Uh, but if you don't mind, let's walk out separately.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Knock, knock, knock.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Just like heart emoji, dollar emoji.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
- you good? - um...
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
or a shabbat at the beach.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
I'm sorry. I'm trying to--
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
That's sort of the same thing as diversity, right?
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
but b and t never really get their due,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
Tammy. It was the tammy time.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
I swear, I mean, they're like gobble, gobble, gobble.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
their white tears matter more than black blood.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Ooh, guys, guess what leslie keeps in her desk.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
with that sad charlie brown christmas kale.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
There are so many women out there
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Don't worry.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
You do sing. That's not fair.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
there's this whole jewish concept, though,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
I'll just charitably pay you for the last 15 minutes,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
They use waze now.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
You're doing that?
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Yeah?
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
M-my body and I haven't really been talking.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
It's insane, and yet here I am doing it.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
I mean, the cash is good,
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Hey! Hey.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
She was 17 years old in this picture.
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50

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Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Has been farting like it's his job.
#2
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
You have the ticket, right, boss man?
#3
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
"No one, least of all me.
#4
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
"I have started to really live the truth of my existence,
#5
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Thank you so much.
#6
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
You could live your whole life
#7
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
with some arrogant asshole calling me Mr. Pfefferman.
#8
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
is allow you to raise money from investors
#9
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
And I'm the old him.
#10
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Oh, hi. You-- you missed my temple talk.
#11
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
You know, buzzy's on the board,
#12
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
I do.
#13
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
No. Unfortunately, bathsheba had a heart murmur
#14
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
We're so happy to have you.
#15
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
But you know where they took her? They took her to county.
#16
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Oh, shh.
#17
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
with the sense that they're being, uh, chased.
#18
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
#19
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Hey, which of the readings were you teaching on just now?
#20
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Uh, but if you don't mind, let's walk out separately.
#21
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Knock, knock, knock.
#22
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
Just like heart emoji, dollar emoji.
#23
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- you good? - um...
#25
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
or a shabbat at the beach.
#26
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
I'm sorry. I'm trying to--
#27
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
That's sort of the same thing as diversity, right?
#28
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
but b and t never really get their due,
#29
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
Tammy. It was the tammy time.
#30
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
I swear, I mean, they're like gobble, gobble, gobble.
#31
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
their white tears matter more than black blood.
#32
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Ooh, guys, guess what leslie keeps in her desk.
#33
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
with that sad charlie brown christmas kale.
#34
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
There are so many women out there
#35
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Don't worry.
#36
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
You do sing. That's not fair.
#37
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
there's this whole jewish concept, though,
#38
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
I'll just charitably pay you for the last 15 minutes,
#39
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
They use waze now.
#40
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
You're doing that?
#41
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Yeah?
#42
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M-my body and I haven't really been talking.
#45
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
It's insane, and yet here I am doing it.
#46
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
I mean, the cash is good,
#47
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Hey! Hey.
#48
Recap of Transparent Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
She was 17 years old in this picture.
#49
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