Mistresses (US)

Just as Joss gets her freedom, Harry is presented with an exciting new job opportunity that will impact a future with her. As soon as Scotty leaves Los Angeles, Marc disappears, causing April to finally realize her true feelings. Vivian‘s illness takes a turn for the worse, leaving Karen adrift and unsure of the future. Joss receives a confusing gift from Calista but when she denies sending it, Joss is sent down the rabbit hole to find out if the real killer might be on the loose. MORE -LESS

We had no idea it would progress this quickly.

This is the best moment of my life.

Mm, is it?

I-I... really, I just want to attack life.

I want you to send him away.

No, to you.

but, seriously, that's all I want to say about it...

and the one that just hit me about... two minutes ago.

would start straggling into the kitchen

You should've seen the way he yelled at me.

Is this your home?

He just didn't want you to think any less of him.

- I won't have this. - I'll see a judge about it, okay?

What? You're quitting?

I don't even want to be a chef.

Okay.

Yeah, it would be incredible, except...

Hmm?

Stand by.

And that's the last thing to go.

God knows the place is empty.

Oh!

You might get a lighter sentence from the judge, it's...

That's... why would anyone do that, Calista?

that you want to talk to, okay?

but then she fired me, remember?

Confronting would've been... would've been good.

Hi, have you seen a tall... he's right there.

I was gonna miss you so much!

Shouldn't you have your mask on, darling?

And these two beautiful people by my side

- What? - It's fine. No, don't worry.

When I first met you...

What did they say?

just in time for this incredible food festival.

Joss considers taking the plea deal and what that would mean for a future with Harry; Karen helps Vivian keep her secret from Alec; Marc's sister surprises him and April.

Of course it's still "not guilty."

to... to suit you.

You don't believe me, do you?

- No, I... - I agree.

I promised myself I would do it different

Why? What do you mean? How do I look?

- Tough break. - Yeah.

He doesn't know that I'm sick.

where actual inmates said what really helped them the most

April, his room is adorable.

The kind of thing you say on the phone.

A-and I know it's because of this.

You don't look so hot.

I just needed to talk to you.

No. I think we're in deep.

And anyway, they had a case against you long before that

Mom.

Your sister does that to me, too.

No one asked you to stay up.

- What is your deal? - What is my deal?

Now a few orders of business.

Hey, what's a kitchen?

Not a great defense. I'm sorry.

the Martha Stewart-style treatment.

Who is there?

before you reject it out of hand.

You have a goodness, uh, likability,

I'm gonna be in here for the rest of my life.

Hmm?

Two people planning a life,

I... think that you and Ron don't really know each other.

He takes him to the zoo every weekend.

Karen shares her baby news with Alec and Vivian, and Vivian has news of her own. Meanwhile, April and Blair's romance hits a rough patch, which bonds April and Lucy; Daniel's tape poses a problem for Calista; and Joss gets more bad news from the police.

The three of us could use a little bonding trip.

Keep the faith, girl. We're praying for you in Ohio."

I-I don't know anything, Patty. It...

Where... Where did you get this tape?

Done.

No way.

Straight flush! Read 'em and weep!

All that matters is that...

Yeah, but you're not like the other women in here.

I j... I just couldn't.

I'll see you tomorrow.

but I have always wanted to be a mother,

You were thinking about separating.

Not successfully.

Yeah, I'm a reporter from the Times.

who tried to rip me apart from my sweet Luca,

- It's not me. - Because you were at the Ace Hotel

and then I could divorce him.

I've been fielding calls from nervous vendors all day.

I don't think I'll ever look at a romper

Well, I don't know, but it...

Just... Can't you just ask her?

so that you could take the credit.

Who do you think did it?

but after thinking about it, I don't think

Whether you understand it or not, I am helping Joss.

It's a bed-and-breakfast.

You are being so rude.

Exactly.

I-I-I-I really need to talk to Lucy now.

Let's not turn this into an argument between us.

Let's get your client booked and off to prison.

until there's nothing left of me.

Things have just been so hard.

"why am I pitching Harry so hard?

Thanks.

Uh, I'm not sure

Don't do that.

if we aren't all going to be honest with each other.

I'm sick again, Karen.

Joss envisions what her life with Scott would have been like. Meanwhile, Karen makes a monumental decision; unable to visit Joss in jail, Harry tries to assist Ari; April and Daniel sleep together; and Daniel possesses a tape that could benefit Joss.

for a surgical residency.

That you encouraged her to break up

I can't believe this is happening.

Josslyn... Trosman.

So she should fake a disease...

It's... he's paranoid... Ebola and...

- Ooh, forever? - Yeah.

Ari. Hi.

It's the norm for us lately.

Uh, Daniel, look.

Ari, hi.

My friend is in a major crisis. Oh.

So many women I know have waited,

with a sperm donor or a dead husband.

Traditional, I guess.

about how important family was to me, right?

They have video of her in Luca's bedroom

which proves that I'm married to Joss' sister.

Art? Really?

What is it?

I can be, if it gets me five minutes with you, honey.

What, life in the fast Lane.

You want back in the fold, or...

You need to understand how this dynamic works, Harry Davis.

Karen, you know that I'm open-minded

or in some polyamorous attempt at a family

which is far more than a lot of kids

Unfortunately, they often build a narrative

Yeah, he's a big deal, right?

Well, at the end of the day, I want, you know, what you want.

She was one of the most talented and ambitious people

I realized Sharon wasn't crying for herself.

I know you've already been generous,

no matter what you say, how you look at me,

A visit to the doctor leaves Karen stunned; Blair and April's relationship moves forward; Harry helps Marc battle his demons; Joss desperately needs evidence against Calista.

Oh, my mom's keeping him a little longer.

you didn't call the police for over an hour,

That's good. Just keep doing that.

Look, I think we can all agree

then I'd like to go put my life back together.

Right. Of course.

No, she is not. Not right now.

plan your dead husband's funeral.

It was a mistake, Karen. A one-time thing.

had a physical altercation several months ago?

and flowers for the altar, but no lilies.

They're flowers. For you.

I have no idea.

How could I be so stupid?

Screw the salad. I want a burger, okay?

in the bedroom to catch Luca, the plan.

No press. Private property.

So, do me a favor -- stay away.

I really need this burger.

but given everything we've been through, I can use a break.

And April said she wasn't gonna tell Joss.

I'm -- I'm sorry.

My friend is going through something,

Is there a reason?

that you know of?

Justin... he got in her way.

the whole thing is happening all over again.

I probably wouldn't have got the job if I did.

Good.

Hey, Jeremy. It's Marc.

Justin's death was the worst thing that ever happened to me,

There's plenty of places I would rather be, believe me.

and Luca...didn't hide his attraction to her.

Vivian uncovers a lie; as April's connection with Blair deepens, Lucy sees a strict side of him; Marc's self-esteem takes multiple blows; Calista's actions cause Joss to become the prime suspect.

uh... men and women tend to... deal with breakups differently.

April, you cannot say anything. This is serious bro code stuff.

But we're gonna call them now. Together, okay?

Who's... who's in charge? Who's in charge here?

Whoa. Okay. You need some air?

You did great.

What's there to talk about, really?

how easily they fall for the classic douche

Soccer practice after school?

I don't want to rush that step. I know it's important.

But I'm just... I'm glad she's okay.

If that will make you feel better.

Just... notes are all kind of mixed up here.

You don't believe?

Not at all. I'm sorry I couldn't answer,

I'm going with you.

of organic potatoes and the finest grains.

Mm, that's too easy.

Right. Well... maybe tomorrow, then.

Hmm. Okay. And how much time would you say took place

see, when we showed the video

we have a chance of seeing Ashton Kutcher?

I'd be happy to meet her.

can we talk?

You're not being paranoid.

We should all talk this out together.

Well, yes. I feel like I should just say it

Being upset with you is gonna be her full-time job.

Uh, this is gonna seem strange,

put in a good word to him for me?

when they allow their best friend

I already gave them my story. I can't change it now.

Oh, don't. I didn't mean it like that.

And for the record, I wouldn't be angry

Well, I think it is. It is for me.

Without Karen,

You know, I'm proud of you.

Did ya?

why would April ever go for a guy like me?

After sleeping with the boss's mistress, Harry ends up involved in a new career venture. Karen enters into an uncharted territory in her relationship.

I should probably get going.

It's not your house, baby.

You and Wilson? Calista, why didn't you tell me?

don't you think he would've used it by now? Right?

It shouldn't be, but it is.

and... oh, my God,

You're not... you're not supposed to be in tonight.

Are you serious? I can skip school?

For months, I've been trying to catch him screwing around,

I mean, even he is not that stupid.

You don't understand.

Fantastic.

But I do think that I can be more.

Press through your heels.

Pretty sneaky way to get past a woman's front door.

Uh, look at the time.

I'm sorry. Are you mad at me or something?

I'm...

Amazing.

Uh, well, that's... that's good to know, mate,

Why would anyone even come to a cooking class

Lucy, did you know you had a midterm today?

But according to your daughter,

- For you, it's just another "no big deal." - For the millionth time,

Uh...

Okay, don't say "friend" like that. She is my friend.

There. You're all set.

and grandma.

You're not impressive enough for my instagram.

To the beginning of a... beautiful friendship.

make her feel bad or... hurt.

She... went home early.

You are a lifesaver.

Karen struggles with her feelings as she, Vivian and Alec navigate their relationship; Marc makes a bad judgment call that upsets April, pushing her closer to Blair; Harry and Joss cope in different ways; Calista seeks revenge on Luca.

I said let's get on with it.

Different clients. Liar!

I've been expecting you. Yeah, I'm sure you have.

He doesn't adore you.

and he asked me to tell you that he is delighted

Easy - get him back his five million.

Oh, Jack... Drive carefully.

Oh, he did abandon his wife. Well...

It's OK. I know, I know. I feel the same. I don't want to hurt anybody.

A little bit, yeah. Ooh.

school, and Richard's a pathological liar!

I know, what kind of man does that?

you'd hate me.

Amy was terrified.

..to let Amy think that her beautiful mum had

I love you.

Well, it's good to see you too.

But it's not just about an event where rich people, like you,

So how did you get involved with all of this?

We know what we're doing. Gordon and I thought we knew what we were doing.

Hello?

What about these?

Every single thing we do is because that's what we think that's what's best for our children,

What? Is this... is this some kind of a joke?

Well, it's the truth. Sorry.

My mum died when I was ten.

Sit down, I've got a present for you.

Just for tonight, Hari...please?

He'll never give me up.

April’s on a high after Blair agrees to a date. Karen deals with the aftermath of her scandalous encounter with Vivian and Alec, as they all try to figure out what this means for them moving forward. Calista meets the other ladies and finds a way to stay connected to Luca – only to be duped. Scott calls Joss to ask for his ring back and she finds out he's already engaged to another woman. Issues continue to ensue in Harry and Joss’ relationship pushing them to the breaking point on. MORE -LESS

Yes, absolutely, yes.

And you, April... more gorgeous than Joss described.

for someone to offer you this fabulous store.

Oh, my God! I told you he wanted to sleep with you.

Bye.

I've been meaning to call you about that.

willing to lead our married-couples class.

Oh, I would love to, darling, but I am buried.

Of course, that doesn't mean challenges won't come up.

An attentive partner never stops learning about their spouse,

- You're back. - I am.

- Okay, sure. Yeah. - Makes sense.

I just... I've got to get back to work.

when I see Scott later this afternoon, and...

And if you cannot support it,

I could do sushi or thai or Italian or Greek.

I know, um, this probably seems pretty strange from the outside.

You know, things change.

If you were a guy,

Oh, God. And the look in his eyes.

You know, like, what's holding him back?

headmaster, hot yoga, loves sushi.

We've got some gold-flake-dusted chutoro,

Now's your chance to make a break for it.

- Marc, I don't know. - Just trust me.

What is there to talk about?

Because there's nothing to explore.

I don't need a psychiatrist, Calista.

The attachment wouldn't download.

Pretending that she isn't is a huge waste of time.

But you know what... at least I'm trying to talk to you

She just became this person that I was crazy in love with.

This is a surprise.

I mean, you didn't even look at me.

Uh, bartender, poet, surfer, carpenter...

I approved he can use the logo and the font for his line,

Joss pushes her new relationship with Harry faster than she should. A misunderstanding between Karen and Vivian leads to a deepening of their friendship and a surprising act of intimacy. Lucy’s sexy headmaster, Blair, teaches April a thing or two about parenting while on a school camping trip. Calista finds herself getting pulled back in by Luca, but just as she lets her guard down it’s clear that Luca has ulterior motives. MORE -LESS

Hari? Nearly done.

Are you going to tell me what's wrong? No, I'm sulking.

First, it was me, Dad and Mum.

I saw you with your wife!

Well, why are you here, then? It's over.

Why do you let him hate you?

Oh, go on, please.

How?

It was more than that - he... bought her a dress.

Oh, right. See if you fancied lunch, but it looks like I'm too late.

Without you, nothing's ever been right,

or Gordon in a professional or personal...

How hard? Well, I do need an event planner. Oh!

Oh, you know - I got drunk, behaved badly.

From Amy too. I mean, that is unforgivable, isn't it?

He is a disaster.

I had to protect them.

Don't be scared.

I love you.

Yeah, my battery must have died.

Do you...do you remember that? Who are you?

Oh, look at you! I'm really overdressed.

Hi! Hey, come on in.

That was...impressive.

You should know him better than anyone. Yeah.

Was I? Katie was a stabilising influence then, was she? Yeah, I suppose she was.

There's chillies. I thought you needed warming up.

OK, what have we got? Some of these?

we've talked about this and...

Let me in, Siobhan. Hari's here. No, he isn't, I just saw him in the park.

Good to see you, Hari. Yeah.

I, um, I...I just don't think that this is working out.

The problem is that I am better on my own. No, no, no, no.

You believe that? Yes!

Well, yeah, it wasn't quite what I expected.

Do you need JUST me? That's what I said.

So, this is what it would be like if you were in charge?

Jessica.

Karen receives a house call from Alec after her medical procedure proves to be more painful than expected. Paul’s past transgressions continue to haunt April. When the insurance company demands that she pay back the insurance settlement, April turns to Savi’s old nemesis Toni for legal counsel. Meanwhile, Marc helps her through the crisis by revealing a secret of his own. Will this secret scare her away or bring the duo closer together? Joss helps Calista out of a business bind, and a little distraction is exactly what she needs as she struggles with her feelings for Harry. MORE -LESS

Get the circulation going.

three, four, five...

LAUGHTER

Bye, girls. Bye, Katie.

Absolutely.

I threw in a few extras. If you want any more prints, you can just

Yeah, mother and daughter, that's really nice.

Yeah! You don't believe me?

I'm trying to figure out where you're from.

Oh, I knew it!

Sweetheart, tell me what's going on.

Oh, you guys. You have a bedroom.

I mean it.

Actually, the room was kind of English scale, but the bed...

Dom, are you OK about having Elsa this evening?

But the marriage didn't last because of that. Understandably.

Hi.

Ooh, lovely.

I'm sorry.

Um, Chris is just...dropping in something that I have to sign.

I just can't imagine how I'd feel if anything happened to her.

Look at us.

What are you doing?

Just do the sensible thing and go into partnership with Chris.

Yeah.

And she said that the car was in the garage,

LOUD LAUGHTER

But cheer up.

Don't go. Stay for a bit.

About our marriage?

He doesn't need to know.

You want me to just hear that and then to forget? To forgive you?

Me? Er...no.

Ooh...

my mum's house. Business.

If you're going to judge me, Siobhan... I'm honestly not judging you, Katie.

In the third-season opener, Karen delivers some bad news to Joss, who then hurries to join Scott. Meanwhile, April invites relatives to stay with her; Karen receives her test results; and a driven fashion designer named Calista arrives on the scene.

Mark, what the hell is going on? It's a mistake.

You go. Anything you want is yours. The auctioneer will get rid of the rest.

Oh, it's girls' night, I can't find a sitter.

Not the kind of picture you want on your dating profile.

There's a lot of shady men on those websites just looking for one thing.

If by eating it you mean

"Even though you can never be mine alone, I can only ever be yours. Jane.

How... How did it happen? Were things between them really that bad?

I'll go on my own.

Perfect! You can start it tomorrow.

Thank you.

You're not still going out, are you?

Um... Oh, just trying to imagine my life after cake.

Yeah. In a test tube.

OK, two French Martinis, two Bellinis...and Jess?

Mm, quite right.

The old Siobhan would have given her a run for her money.

Was it OK at the clinic on your own?

Er, Amy likes wholegrain mustard.

She didn't tell you?

I know we haven't always... seen eye to eye.

Then why are you doing that thing? What thing?

After you've stayed up all night drinking and talking it over with your girlfriends.

Ready to talk numbers?

I am in love with this place.

What's going to keep you two together when you need Viagra

I need you to be happy for me.

I can't bear looking at old photos. Why not?

Yeah.

Now, I respect the fact that you don't want that from anyone. But I do.

Hey.

We can't both have careers, Trudi.

the benefits being few and far between.

OK, you...

You're going to work?

In the third-season opener, Karen delivers some bad news to Joss, who then hurries to join Scott. Meanwhile, April invites relatives to stay with her; Karen receives her test results; and a driven fashion designer named Calista arrives on the scene.

Happy birthday, my darling!

So, any word from Daddy?

Aw! And all this talk of boys and bras...

No. Of course I won't.

making him a cup of coffee... and bring him to my office.

You know she's hoping you'll ask me out?

Look, I've got two hours of Cathy's geography to get through, in any case.

Oh, God!

I want to be the best father I possibly can be.

Well...I should go to bed.

Oh, honey.

I don't know what I'd have done without you guys.

It's just that things happened rather quicker than I'd imagined,

Good night.

Who's that? That's Damian, from Humbolts.

Amy... OK, put that in your bag, please.

I know that too.

and...and it's bloody hard.

Siobhan? Oh! Mobile.

Just until we're properly back on our feet again.

I'm going to close this deal and then it's going to be my time to look after you.

Who for, though?

Would this be a correct summation of the facts so far?

Would you like the two of us to move back in?

It's like internet dating.

Oh, please don't break his heart on my account.

No, it's for my mother. She's buying a house.

But I liked him first. So?

This. Best friends.

What is it about girls? I don't ever remember being like that.

Or the missing link.

Everything OK?

Yes, you might be.