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Season 2  "Million Bucks in a Bag"  2x9

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 18, 2016

Spencer gets a surprising offer from Andre; Ricky mulls where to put down roots; Vernon works overtime to return to the field; Charles and Julie clash over his busy schedule.

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Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
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- We agreed on a price. - I like this price.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
that Spencer is no longer with us.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Hence, my offer is what it is.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Man, you've been in there about an hour. My toes are pruning.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
He still trying to drum up cash to start his own shop?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
but he gambled his last chips on you, yeah.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Get ready to have your fucking day made, my bald friend.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
So, he's trying to take advantage
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Oh, okay.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I am so sorry, I was busy doing a whole bunch of other important shit.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
You all right?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
Too bad Alcatraz isn't open
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
from the financial apocalypse, Joe.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
- What? - What, you gonna say something?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
You got at least three good seasons left in you.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Thank you.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
- It's been way past five seconds, bro. - You count too fast.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Man, he said you lent us every dime you had last year.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
But, no.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
- You did a paper on the Carlisle? - Yeah.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Well, your off-the-field behavior
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
Good, 'cause I didn't come out here to bring on another camp body.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
A place that won't have you falling back into old habits.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
and who are driven to continue building this entire firm.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Mr. Anderson, take that million dollars in cash
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
you bring me the full asking price,
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
And I didn't even have to use the full 20 grand.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
No, we just wanted something easier on the environment.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
but this motherfucker is not one of them.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
How are you feeling?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
So, is it gonna take a pulmonary embolism to get you in here?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
You have a good day, Kelly.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Cam Newton, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Yeah, well improvising is what you got shipped out.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
But that team, they were so interested in self-promoting,
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
This location is perfect for condos.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Let's not forget that I advised you to invest $600,000,
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
and you also knew, Andre, if everything went south,
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
but ASM does, and I'm gonna buy that company.
 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
I was just getting to know Kiki.
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I checked the ticket prices and they skyrocketed!

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Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
- We agreed on a price. - I like this price.
#2 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
that Spencer is no longer with us.
#3 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Hence, my offer is what it is.
#4 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5 #5 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Man, you've been in there about an hour. My toes are pruning.
#6 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
He still trying to drum up cash to start his own shop?
#7 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
but he gambled his last chips on you, yeah.
#8 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Get ready to have your fucking day made, my bald friend.
#9 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
So, he's trying to take advantage
#10 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Oh, okay.
#11 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I am so sorry, I was busy doing a whole bunch of other important shit.
#12 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
You all right?
#13 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
Too bad Alcatraz isn't open
#14 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
from the financial apocalypse, Joe.
#15 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
- What? - What, you gonna say something?
#16 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
You got at least three good seasons left in you.
#17 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Thank you.
#18 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
- It's been way past five seconds, bro. - You count too fast.
#19 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Man, he said you lent us every dime you had last year.
#20 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
But, no.
#21 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
- You did a paper on the Carlisle? - Yeah.
#22 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Well, your off-the-field behavior
#23 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
Good, 'cause I didn't come out here to bring on another camp body.
#24 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
A place that won't have you falling back into old habits.
#25 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27 #27 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28 #28 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
and who are driven to continue building this entire firm.
#29 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Mr. Anderson, take that million dollars in cash
#30 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
you bring me the full asking price,
#31 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
And I didn't even have to use the full 20 grand.
#32 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
No, we just wanted something easier on the environment.
#33 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
but this motherfucker is not one of them.
#34 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
How are you feeling?
#35 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
So, is it gonna take a pulmonary embolism to get you in here?
#36 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
You have a good day, Kelly.
#37 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Cam Newton, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?
#38 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Yeah, well improvising is what you got shipped out.
#39 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
But that team, they were so interested in self-promoting,
#40 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42 #42 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
This location is perfect for condos.
#43 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Let's not forget that I advised you to invest $600,000,
#44 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
and you also knew, Andre, if everything went south,
#45 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
but ASM does, and I'm gonna buy that company.
#46 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
I was just getting to know Kiki.
#49 Recap of Ballers Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
I checked the ticket prices and they skyrocketed!
#50