Mr. Robot

Darlene realizes she is in too deep; an old friend reveals everything to Elliot

"So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow

and a reminder of what I never wanted to become.

whatever this is?

a fuzzy picture we will never truly make out.

You're here under great risk, not only to me, but to our plan.

and respectfully decline to answer any of your questions.

This isn't "Burn Notice."

You're gonna want to talk to me.

this one got me the wettest.

what would make a powerful man like you...

And then Sharon walked in.

I thought, uh...

that I could step on!

You piece of shit.

So why don't you go read your manual

I don't know...

because your fingerprints weren't on his safe.

Mr. Robot, Tyrell, Dark Army, and Whiterose

in this country.

you gave us access to the backdoor.

He was disheveled, out of breath, sweaty.

they're gonna ask you why you're just now confessing

Of course, babe. I love you.

Dark Army's cleaning house.

And with the stakes being this high,

Funny enough, you thought Dark Army was involved.

I made peace with him. I even got myself arrested.

The release... that was you.

What are you doing?

Back away from the computer.

He doesn't exist.

You did this to yourself, Elliot.

Angela makes an acquaintance; Darlene realizes she is in too deep; an old friend reveals everything to Elliot.

Can I speak to Agent DiPierro for a minute?

This is all your fault.

But we can't just go off on everyone

The U.S. isn't going to mess with its Chinese relations now.

Who are you?

We really need to begin.

fits into this logic.

I will make sure you have visibility

The Five/Nine attacks...

- I said I don't fucking know. - The knob doesn't turn.

- Well, what about my time? - Oh, honey.

In fact, by my calculations,

It's true, we have an event and a friend in common.

And you are both who you are today because of that event.

Actually, I did believe that.

Body asleep.

Body asleep.

There will be a cab waiting.

is that this new loan program will not only provide

to those most affected post-Five/Nine.

I'm not following him.

No, no, okay.

Elliot wonders if Mr. Robot has been lying to him; Darlene attempts to do the right thing; Dom and the FBI get closer.

the answer is yes...

I feel like she can see me.

You do that, I can guarantee we don't walk out of here alive.

These are the cheapest things I own,

He wants to let me know that he's okay.

If we're around when she learns that Tyrell is dead,

Who the fuck is this guy?

And what?

Can you believe this house?

in your code name case.

A ton of people hate her just by association.

We lost Sunil Markesh.

Hook up with him.

Mobley, Trenton, or Romero.

and I had to wait with my mom.

I didn't want to.

And I did feel like a princess.

And then they put me in their car

All the other voices and noises

He's been bringing it up since we left prison.

Those wounds aren't fresh.

Can you confirm that you received it?

_

They don't own us.

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Sorry it took so long to get here.

It's okay; you didn't do anything wrong.

I can't keep pretending like this is gonna go away.

You know I'm not into that family-style shit.

But whatever he is,

Angela wants more from Evil Corp.; Dark Army's allegiance is in question; Elliot and Darlene seek answers.

and you're admitting you hacked into Mr. Shannon's email,

Adios, you son of a bitch.

Problems with RT again.

Speedy Gonzalez.

(GRUNTS)

porn, grandma porn. (CHUCKLES)

♪ The pain I've been subjected to ♪

You have the hack to thank for that letter.

- this Flint water case. - Send them over.

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♪ ♪

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

We need to talk to your contact.

Just be quick.

_

- A fresh start. - (INDISTINCT ARGUING)

Okay, okay. Let's all take a beat.

Look, I'm not risking my life to help with this.

What are you talking about?

The failure of the bailout has left me in

isn't going to stop the federal government

With that cash, I could save your plant

and your watch beeps.

♪ ♪

Time to set the meet with Xun.

Me. He's meeting me.

Uh, well, this definitely falls under what we call

_

by what... means necessary.

Thank you.

The lights have been flickering.

but I'm going, all right?

You can stay here and crash on the couch.

Sexy even.

it was when I stopped fighting it.

(GROANING AND PANTING)

The latest fsociety leak has Dom trying her best to spin the case in the FBI's favor; Angela defends her career choices; Darlene makes it known that her circle of trust is shrinking.

You got me.

Relax, kids, this isn't the stranger danger episode.

We've all been down this warrantless wiretapping road, Doug.

Your access to our lives is officially denied.

Stop listening to that. It's making you more paranoid.

No, no, no, no, I mean you.

under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights,

Congrats on everything.

You're a plumber.

Don't do this!

I say we take our chances out there.

Is that what all this is about?

Okay, well...

- PHONE EXTRACTION SUMMARY - Got it.

¶ The most of freedom and of pleasure ¶

Might lead to an account name and password hash.

No, I agree with Mr. Jones here.

are freaking out.

It was so quick, no one even noticed.

Where do we go from here?

Just go.

But I did this for them.

Why don't I just... just text them

I almost got fired.

I always knew there was a part of me

I did what you say for me.

Mr. Markesh, we didn't

you were the only one that ever created a fan page of this guy.

names, people,

Are you not watching the news?

MESSAGE FROM DJMOBLEY

Privacy rights activist Edward Snowden.

Mr. Robot and Elliot try to get along; fsociety releases a holiday video to honor Uncle Sam; Darlene acts on an old desire.

I can't seem to learn the rules.

Why do you want to know so bad?

How do you know each other?

I'd be happy to.

the wonder of it all.

Harder.

You weren't the target.

you gonna crawl back into your hole

And this is happening tomorrow?

it sounded good to me.

But I still didn't look.

You are my answer.

Be careful.

on the top advertising sites,

crashed through a skylight of the House chamber.

Look at what's happening.

sign on to whatever you're selling?

All of this is on you.

was miraculously dropped.

You protecting some

Amen.

It means you'll be forever vigilant.

Truth is,

risk management coordinators,

first quarter, 2016.

it might help me get up to speed faster.

it's never about the destination.

We should break that brave, little soul of yours, homey.

Hey, yo, man,

if Susan Jacobs finally decided to take her vacation days.

You sucked whoever's dick to get transferred here.

Mr. Robot tries to prove to Elliot that he can be useful; Darlene and Angela's plan does not go as expected.

Pipe down, Darlene.

♪ You could believe in the guts and the glory ways ♪

So what if he hears?

Since 1884, we've had America's back.

We did always have a destination.

nasty case of heartworm.

that she had a master.

Democracy is dead.

No... Uh, that's...

Okay, just keep working on the scripts with Angela.

Fuck, dude.

I won't.

If it was, I wouldn't be here arguing with you right now.

My success is assured.

The hell is this?

Hey, how soon till you re-up on, um...

Well, I guess I got to take advantage

Yeah, hi, I'm in room 2301.

on this floor before.

I won't take no for an answer.

What are you doing for lunch?

There's a USB flash drive in that bag.

Elliot is unable to quit the game; Dom and the FBI travel to China to investigate five/nine; Joanna is haunted; Darlene asks Angela for help.

and now you're just in my home?

we can make all of the bullshit go away.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

INSIDE THE GLAMOROUS WARDROBE OF TYRELL WELLICK'S WIFE

and it's as if we have a lot of time to wait.

of Beijing's backup facility,

It's just that...

And I have a contact attempting to trace the phone calls,

Tell me...

It would have been just as easy to shoot and leave.

look, they called me in, like, three times.

I found this in Germany. The town of Rothenburg.

with the constant reminder of mortality.

that accompanies one's loss of identity.

Well, it was a certain relationship.

was often reserved for the royal families.

if the Five/Nine hack never happened?

Don't put yourself at risk.

I want you to lead the D.C. op.

let me drive.

NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AN ACCOUNT.

But you're going to ignore it.

We have other battles to fight.

Please, please say something.

Elliot befriends Ray, hoping he can finally delete Mr. Robot; Dom makes a big discovery; Darlene considers whether the FBI or Dark Army are the bigger threat.

of all our psychological dysfunction.

Because of me.

Be a good way to take them down.

but that's when you have to go in for more.

but I don't have to.

You said it yourself before we even started.

was that we all interviewed Gideon Goddard.

What hard evidence do we actually have here?

But if shit goes down and I get busted,

It's been there since I first met you.

Maybe he's right.

he has followed through on exactly what he's offered.

Remember the night of the hack?

You know everything.

a great deal, actually.

So why don't we help each other, then?

Give me your phone, or I'm walking.

Is this Dark Army?

of FBI agents on something

If there's no who, then what's the what?

and really envision that shit, bro.

What are the odds?

Stalemate.

This is avoidance!

on the Washington Township plant.

Okay? We're in trouble this time, Elliot.

Why are we back here?

Hey.

Elliot vows to beat Mr. Robot, but the task proves difficult. Angela gets a view behind the scenes at Evil Corp. Sh*t hits fan with fsociety.

So the oldest son, Harold, being simpleminded and needing money

F... no, man.

that stole six years of your life.

♪ ♪

burrowing its way underneath my brain,

(SCOFFS) What do you want, huh?

(PEOPLE CHANTING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

it was a liability he sold drugs.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

No preinterview, and I want final approval

(ELECTRONIC VOICE) It is 4:03 a.m.

Uh, it's Forensics.

The state Elliot's in, we don't know...

Think about it, Trenton.

Me, I'm more of a positive reinforcement kind of guy.

who can migrate the site to another,

♪ ♪

Yo, bro, he's like...

and now it's just us.

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING AND BUZZING)

♪ ♪

May new relationships

and like all gods,

And I knew that that was God

Okay, fine.

♪ ♪

Please tell me I didn't say all of that out loud.

Was it all I promised?

Capable of extraordinary things.

Whatever you're doing, I don't trust it.

like I normally do,

I'm assisting Homicide on your son's case.

Always.

as a one-legged unicorn taking a leak

Elliot is in seclusion, Angela finds happiness at Evil Corp., and fsociety delivers a malicious payload.

The public is hoarding cash.

We have no other options.

It worked because the public believed

If I resign,

and wipe your goddamn mouth.

You moved.

How's the wife doing?

Um...

Hey, I got it.

You a dog person?

over what amounts to a pretty shitty game.

told me I'd make a friend today.

As long as it takes.

I hit her for a (BLEEP) reason.

He's doing his job.

but I can't on the question. It's fair game.

Excuse me?

Foster's sending you the deal memo.

It must have been in the 90s today.

They are barbarians in $10,000 suits,

Good luck.

I don't know what you're talking about, man.

And this is why I'm different.

or shoot me again

I'm late for my church group.

to E Corp's unpopular program,

but what came of it?

I'm Brock...

You give off a very sympathetic

a bigger crisis actor than you before.

One month later and omfg, five/nine has changed the world; Elliot is in seclusion; Angela finds happiness at Evil Corp.; fsociety delivers a malicious payload; TANGO DOWN?

It's almost as if...

God help us, he's bleeding.

so that will require a cast.

Elliot.

in ways that are extraordinarily significant.

He just discovered "Seinfeld."

Like, what?

behind the menacing face of order.

I'll tell you, the human condition

A new future is ready to be written.

Keep things on repeat

I don't trust him.

You think this is gonna get rid of me?

this week we saw that they were wrong.

of which has never been seen in the northeast.

because this "crisis" is happening.

Stop!

The tracking on her phone is working,

of vulnerability.

Oh, there is no Allsafe.

In fact, I think they might be hacking my email.

and as the blood trickles out,

pretend they're bigger and scarier.

Do you understand, Elliot? Everything.

Like Costanza says, a cold, random universe.

do you understand? The opposite.

we can all see the light of day.

Yeah!

Madam Executioner,

No one takes the same route back here twice.

The speech is bullshit, but it works.

that we meant what we said about changing the world.