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Season 5  "She Wants Revenge"  5x9

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 09, 2015

The Countess is reunited with her one true love. Donovan and Ramona take another stab at revenge. A careless decision lands Alex in hot water.

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I would lift a finger to help you with your wedding
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who appears to have been exsanguinated,
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...but you love only me.
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Nothing like a prude porn star.
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to make their mess-terpieces.
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I'm not uptight,
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Well, wasn't me.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
And when I need you, I'll let you know.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
And if you're lucky,
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
to marry that poisonous leech of a woman?
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
You're a genius.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
because I will know that once you are gone,
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
You got a dozen ceiling-mounted
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Make haste! Much to accomplish!
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
You try to run, I will kill you so fast.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Yeah.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
She's getting married to Will Drake tomorrow.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
where I knew for sure there were people who loved me.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Mm-mm.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
You talk to the doctor, Daddy?
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
He started to get lost in his own neighborhood.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
To see this great man laid so low.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
The forecast, showers and thunderstorms today.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
or to even understand what he had become.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
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I realized that I was frozen in amber, too.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
And I am going to use all of it to ruin that woman.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Remember me, Max?
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
They made me kill my parents.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
The cops are gonna come right here to the house.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
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And I never stopped loving her.
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Go.
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since you gave her that black plastic card.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
We can make a place.
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My men, my family.
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with my genuine hope that you someday find true love.
 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Let's toast to your good fortune, hmm?
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A blended family is terribly progressive.

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who appears to have been exsanguinated,
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...but you love only me.
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Nothing like a prude porn star.
#9 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
to make their mess-terpieces.
#10 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
I'm not uptight,
#11 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12 #12 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
Well, wasn't me.
#13 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
And when I need you, I'll let you know.
#14 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
And if you're lucky,
#15 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
to marry that poisonous leech of a woman?
#16 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
You're a genius.
#17 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
because I will know that once you are gone,
#18 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
You got a dozen ceiling-mounted
#19 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Make haste! Much to accomplish!
#20 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
You try to run, I will kill you so fast.
#21 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Yeah.
#22 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
She's getting married to Will Drake tomorrow.
#23 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24 #24 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
where I knew for sure there were people who loved me.
#25 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Mm-mm.
#26 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
You talk to the doctor, Daddy?
#27 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
He started to get lost in his own neighborhood.
#28 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
To see this great man laid so low.
#29 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
The forecast, showers and thunderstorms today.
#30 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
or to even understand what he had become.
#31 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32 #32 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
I realized that I was frozen in amber, too.
#33 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
And I am going to use all of it to ruin that woman.
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Remember me, Max?
#36 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
They made me kill my parents.
#37 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
The cops are gonna come right here to the house.
#38 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39 #39 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40 #40 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
And I never stopped loving her.
#41 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Go.
#42 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
since you gave her that black plastic card.
#43 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
We can make a place.
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My men, my family.
#47 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
with my genuine hope that you someday find true love.
#48 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Let's toast to your good fortune, hmm?
#49 Recap of American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
A blended family is terribly progressive.
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