American Horror Story

A new Supreme rises.

and death.

I'm a ninja, everybody! I'm doing ninja stuff now!

if we put some glitter on, it'll look just like a shooting star!

Stan, this is really something a boy needs his father for.

Hello, neighbour.

There I learned capitalist system--

Put 'er there, American.

I'll take it like a man.

Almost.I still need two things:

Mr. Holworthy helped build this town.

- Where's Steve? - In his room. Why?

Do I even like girls? I must like girls.

the same skills you've been learning in sex ed.

I will plant seeds of revenge and let them grow.

Then by that logic, I didn't spent any.

Cordelia's latest vision puts the coven's future in question; the girls manifest powerful new gifts; Queenie's search for Marie Laveau leads her to hell and back.

No, please! Mother!

Fiona and Laveau have a deadly face off with The Corporation; Cordelia makes a desperate sacrifice.

not afraid to get down with a fish.

Oh, look who's got tickets for the gun show. Ka-pow!

Sing her a shanty nice and snappy Wash her in the bathtub

Don't worry, Mama, I'll take care of you.

then I'll have to retreat to my safe place between her breasts.

but you picked me up a while back...

Oh, you got the lamb here? I thought it was a little fatty.

Francine! Thank God. I've beenwaiting for you.

What? That's crazy.

and I dropped a peppermint and I missed the rest.

Surface streets or freeway? Surface streets or freeway?

but she's moved on and you have to do the same.

because there's an air marshal pointing a gun at your head.

Fiona attempts to out the new supreme with a visit from Stevie Nicks; Cordelia learns the truth about Hank and the witch hunters; Madison tries to eliminate her competition for the supremacy.

The world is at stake.

Oh, Mr. Schmear,

You're a lunatic with a mad man's dream of a milk-proof robot!

Thank you for flying out here, Smith.

Go challenge him to a game of chance,

Good evening, Tearjerker. Smith.

- Did you get it? - Yes, baby.

Look at that.

Some, like Sylvester Stallone,

And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son.

Yeah, the producers laughed, too.

It means... he'll never not be retarded.

sometimes strength comes to us all.

all over the world in just a few minutes.

Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.

Wait, who is that?

because I foresaw this very situation.

Mike, you're the worst contractor ever!

Cordelia’s attacker is revealed. Fiona looks to form an alliance with Marie Laveau. Nan learns a disturbing truth about Luke’s past.

- Wait, where are you going? - I have to go fold some laundry.

How about Dare or Dare?

One for Please Don't Hurt Him.

I have a baggie of grapes in my purse.

Roger's at a bachelor party

A work friend?

He couldn't get the money together so I lowered the price.

- Okay, that was just an accident. - No, it wasn't!

I'm gonna hold onto your hair for safety.

Roger called and said his people came back for him?

to your conversation the entire time.

You... You struck me with a bass.

you're gonna have to change. You have to be nice.

I know I've been a real pain,

He just made me laugh for ten minutes straight,

Escape into thetaste... of summer.

Really... really stupid.

burned and buried next to Hitler.

Cordelia rallies the girls in the fight to stop Fiona; a dangerous new enemy puts Misty in the cross hairs; the rivalry between Marie Laveau and Delphine comes to a head.

Ok, Steve. One, two...

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

We have any flavour you can possibly imagine.

That griffin's taking a load of saved souls up there right now.

When I get home, the things I'm gonna do.

- Counselor, your opening statement. - Thank you, Your Honor.

The baby will behere any day now. Just relax and stay off your feet.

Your Honor, the prosecution could spend all day

Wow. You're right, Steve. I'm humbled by you.

Could we just roll the rest of that clip?

Everybody on the ground, now!

- I wasn't evenon the E-vite. - This is our E-vite.

Yeah, it's great if you have your wings.

Halo... and good-bye!

and we all know what happened to him.

We're Mormons. We were born dead.

I don't do that.

Fiona finds purpose in a dangerous love affair; Queenie questions her place in the Coven; Cordelia makes a decision about her mother.

and beginyour life of fear,

I couldn't agree with you more.

I think it's great what you're doing.

Doctor says I have a big spongy cervix.

You need me alive because

that the Harlem Globe trotters have never lost a game...

to distract us from what he's doing behind us!

You impregnated my wife,

Francine!

Oh, Stan.

- The incidentoccurred at... - He took our baby!

Once I crossthat state line,

my vengeance!

Jason this is Stan and Liberty. They're gonna stay for dinner.

But his breasts weren't as luscious as your...

and are taking us to an orphanage.

And none of the horses are eating each other.

Did she smile when I said that?

Zoe, Queenie and Nan make contact with a dark spirit trapped in the academy; Cordelia's new power brings on a heartbreaking revelation.

Slit his throat with a coping saw, then ate an egg salad sandwich.

It was this Russian spy. You guys don't know him.

Big macho Stan, he's a killing virgin!

We can talk about your thing first,I guess.

Well, you're terrible at it! You are terrible!

Damn it, Roger!

We brought you to the best place in town.

His sport jacket, as you can see, is made of newspapers.

You seem awfully knowledgeable about all this.

Now I refer you back to my previous statement-- shut up!

If you start to get reallynervous, make them get naked.

Is this the first time you've poisoned a bunch of people?

That's right, I'm defying you with a handspring.

That's it, that's, the "one".

He also kills cats!

Uh-uh-uh, you guys need tickets.

to prove anything to you, myself or anyone else.

I'm just trying to make sure we're all clear.

I know it's just a corn dog, but you'll never forget it.

Besieged by Marie Laveau's army, Zoe unleashes a new power; Fiona and Myrtle clash over control of the coven; Madame LaLaurie is confronted by old ghosts.

which means the victim got her cocktail directly at the bar...

I tell you, my sonhas me at my limit.

after college I found myself afflicted by a wanderlust

I can't. I was a cop who got shot.

Hayley, take the hand of your new boyfriend, Dill.

Nah, I don't need one.

I kinda brainwashed Hayley.

I think you really don't care what I think, and you just need to hear yourself talk.

cleaning process. Like it's been scrubbed,

Wait. Why would it haveto happen by...?

she's going to live with the choises you've made for her?

Stan, it's now or never!

My, how courting has changed.

El Taurus verde!

I did because I wanted to make you happy.

especially not people walking behind me in a narrow hallway.

Yeah. Except I'm going to kill you.

Just know that I love youand I always will.

Hayley, your mother was right.

Fiona's choices rattle a decades-long truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau; the Council of Witchcraft pays a surprise visit to the academy with disturbing allegations.

Stop thinking about the consequences and blow something up.

Why? It's not like they're your real parents.

What are you...? You don't have towash paper towels.

Just because they're not my birth parents

Enter.

Keeps me in business.

You're a lot of fun.

Mah Mah, Bah Bah, so unrefined

Living like a swell is mighty fine

She does know you're here?

So, if you were in The Matrix, you would have taken

Stan, this is my parents' will.

but children aren't allowed in the first-class cabin.

Of course I save you, Stan.

Oh, my God! Our house!

Fiona takes on an unlikely protégé; a guilt-ridden Zoe tries to give Kyle his old life back; Madison has a fiery exchange with Joan Ramsey.

I'd better start packing.

But we're agreed about everythig else.

I've got magic to learn.

- Lavate las manos! - Lavate las manos!

so I can have this awesome after life.

Oy! I am so sick of listening to everyone's problems.

Wow! It's so light!

I'm glad I've got God to turn to.

It' gone be ok.

if they piss me off.

I was just trying to get you to turn to God.

Fiona helps Zoe and Madison deal with a horrible tragedy; Delphine LaLaurie struggles to adjust to modern life; Cordelia faces a dark decision about her family.

Tonight was so embarrassing.

I appreciate you saying that, bro.

Oh, nothing. It only turns one way.

You booted my car?

Mmm, touché.

Man, I'm higher than a king snake in a sugar cane tree.

but I got news for you, mister.

- Fine. How much? - Thanks for the loan.

Seems like more change than you usually carry.

and I didn't want to know

A hundred dollars.

See, if you were a liar, you might say you were enjoying your coffee,

God saw. Everyone in Heaven saw.

I heard you on the phone with your sister that night.

but then I did some digging and I found out that you're in the CIA.

A young girl discovers she possesses a strange genetic affliction tracing back to the dark days of Salem; Fiona Goode returns to town.

Then they showed Arachnophia.

All our vacantions, the only thing

but my idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people.

- Good luck. - Oh! Oh! You did it again.

Steve!

If you quit, I'll see to it you never workin this town again.

I don't know why it has to...

Remember, the winning family gets 100 cruise points, no cash value!

Hi, I'm Becky, cruise activities director.

Hey, everyone, this is Becky.

There's no cream in the soup, just like you asked for.

I mean, life boobs.

So who's the real thief here?

This isn't my fault.

and then they're going to hunt us down like animals.

- We're trapped! - I'll get us out.

- Ronald Reagan? - Damn!

far away from this place and my indiscriminate boner.

Becky Arangino. She's from Seattle.

Red team wins!