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44 year-old Thom Payne is pressured to rebrand himself.

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It's okay. They're watching "Frozen."

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Her pussy is good enough for him to fuck,

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Legally, I can only go to an 18.

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Dad, read it normal.

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but not for a very, very long time.

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You got to be consistent. I was watching that.

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of early-onset Alzheimer's.

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Why bother with you at all?

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Just for the record, if you...

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- Mom! - I'm right here, sweetheart.

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- Read it. - You read the hardcover.

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So he gets a team of 100 engineers to work all night to replace them.

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I've worked for the dark lord for 20 years now

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They're not gonna fire you. I won't let them.

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I don't care which Swedish dick he's sucking.

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Fuck it! All right, tell them I'll be there.

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These homicidal motherfuckers are fantastic marketers.

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but it's a less filling world.

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In a couple of months, I expect to be replaced by a fucking app.

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Thet won't touch you. Do you know that the average age

#23

Oh, now, that's even funnier.

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Richard Simmons, high joy ceiling.

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By show of hands, how many of you find Thom likable?

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I have a job, a wife, and a child.

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I pursue an impossible standard of physical perfection

#29

Nice tits, asshole.

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Now, what we have to do first is take a look at all the accounts

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What comes after color?

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- I swear it said, "follow us on Twitter." - Yeah. Yeah.

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Look, Keebler had its best year last year

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I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little strange.

#37 #38

Ernie, Ernie, no one's gonna fire you.

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He wanted to make a bad situation right,

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Oh!

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You're double-stuffed.

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No, I don't want to go down.

#43 #44

Thom, it's fucking bullshit.

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The red one from your party.

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Martini?

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you delivered earlier on the rights of animated elves.

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I couldn't possibly.

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