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Season 4  "Joint Session"  4x1

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 12, 2015

Selina's staff frantically works on her first major speech as president. Gary questions his worth.

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Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 1
You big lady racist. (laughs)
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2
- That's for my reference. - Okay.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
You know, thanks a million, take it easy.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
- Right. - Is there anything that you need?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
so I wouldn't want to go change things...
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
- I was right. - Hello, sir.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
Thank you for asking me to stop by.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
Like the Catholic Church.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
You know, you came to see him directly,
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
(Elevator bell dings) (elevator doors open)
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
No. It's fun for me to say, though.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
Yeah, we just got to do a cock-thumb.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
- Why? - I can't really work it out,
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
Man, don't I know it. Oh, my God.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
I have the new figures on absentee ballots and early voting.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
We cannot afford to fall behind.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
No. If he folds, Chung gets his votes.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
Can they levitate and fire lasers out of their mouse eyes?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
- You can? - Sure.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
finding the mommy teats around here, you can just ask a West Wing vet, 'kay?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
It's a nice room.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
Joltin' Joe has hit the top of his bounce.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
- Gary. - Hey, Sue, how's it going?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
And what kind of croissant? I definitely remember the rest.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
How'd you know I signed those?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
What is the coffee that the navy stewards use?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
So you ready for these buzz-cut bozos?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
I think it's your favorite path. (laughs)
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30
Hey, do you know Teddy Sykes over in the VP's office?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
in active military troops is unthinkable.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
I mean, at least you didn't say that's fucking bullshit.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
I mean, if we were to scrap this program you suggest?
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
I think Lassie is trying to tell us something.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
That wasn't a cock-thumb. That was a cock-cock.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
(Breathless) No, I have a lot to do.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
All in a day's work that also took all night.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
Oh, sorry. Guys, this is the military industrial complex.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
We may as well have an anti-unicorn strategy.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
Hey, Dobby the house elf, we've had enough.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
Oh, see, you're being sarcastic, Jim.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Okay? Just end high school in ninth grade or something.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
and still have Selina see the top of the speech.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
Great, she reads that while we edit this.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
- God, God, God. - Mr. Vice President,
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
and the former First Lady.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Oh, shit. I always get it wrong.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
(laughs) Whoo! (laughs)
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
I want to talk about the future.
 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
She's bebop speaking.

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Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2
- That's for my reference. - Okay.
#2 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
You know, thanks a million, take it easy.
#3 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
- Right. - Is there anything that you need?
#4 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
so I wouldn't want to go change things...
#5 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
- I was right. - Hello, sir.
#6 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
Thank you for asking me to stop by.
#7 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
Like the Catholic Church.
#8 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
You know, you came to see him directly,
#9 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
(Elevator bell dings) (elevator doors open)
#10 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
No. It's fun for me to say, though.
#11 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
Yeah, we just got to do a cock-thumb.
#12 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
- Why? - I can't really work it out,
#13 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
Man, don't I know it. Oh, my God.
#14 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
I have the new figures on absentee ballots and early voting.
#15 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
We cannot afford to fall behind.
#16 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
No. If he folds, Chung gets his votes.
#17 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
Can they levitate and fire lasers out of their mouse eyes?
#18 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
- You can? - Sure.
#19 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
finding the mommy teats around here, you can just ask a West Wing vet, 'kay?
#20 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
It's a nice room.
#21 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
Joltin' Joe has hit the top of his bounce.
#23 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
- Gary. - Hey, Sue, how's it going?
#24 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
And what kind of croissant? I definitely remember the rest.
#25 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
How'd you know I signed those?
#26 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
What is the coffee that the navy stewards use?
#27 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
So you ready for these buzz-cut bozos?
#28 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
I think it's your favorite path. (laughs)
#29 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30
Hey, do you know Teddy Sykes over in the VP's office?
#30 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
in active military troops is unthinkable.
#31 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
I mean, at least you didn't say that's fucking bullshit.
#32 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
I mean, if we were to scrap this program you suggest?
#33 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
I think Lassie is trying to tell us something.
#34 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
That wasn't a cock-thumb. That was a cock-cock.
#35 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
(Breathless) No, I have a lot to do.
#36 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
All in a day's work that also took all night.
#37 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
Oh, sorry. Guys, this is the military industrial complex.
#38 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
We may as well have an anti-unicorn strategy.
#39 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
Hey, Dobby the house elf, we've had enough.
#40 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
Oh, see, you're being sarcastic, Jim.
#41 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Okay? Just end high school in ninth grade or something.
#42 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
and still have Selina see the top of the speech.
#43 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
Great, she reads that while we edit this.
#44 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
- God, God, God. - Mr. Vice President,
#45 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
and the former First Lady.
#46 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Oh, shit. I always get it wrong.
#47 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
(laughs) Whoo! (laughs)
#48 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
I want to talk about the future.
#49 Recap of Veep Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
She's bebop speaking.
#50