Man Seeking Woman

Josh struggles to satisfy his girlfriend.

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before my lubrication dried out on me.

#2

I was put on this earth to do one simple thing,

#3 #4

Get to the sex, Josh. Please, get to the sex.

#5 #6

I was just waiting for a clear signal.

#7

at least fill me up with water and throw me off an overpass

#8 #9

I think...

#10

Loretta, I'm coming home.

#11 #12

You... um.

#13

No, but... because I can do some work

#14 #15

We go in there, peruse their merch,

#16

Okay, I guess.

#17

We are looking for a sexual toy.

#18

They come in all different shapes and sizes,

#19

Hey, by the way, if you're getting at all uncomfortable,

#20

It's actually our best seller in the store.

#21

test drive the feather, I think...

#22 #23

Maybe we save the Kyle for, like, a special occasion,

#24

make sure we do this all correctly.

#25

Try holding the Kyle a little lower.

#26 #27 #28

We should have done that a long time ago.

#29 #30

Wow, you made aliens and rocket ships.

#31

- Tonight is about you and me. - Right. Okay.

#32 #33

Okay, well, we have a pretty bad sex opportunity.

#34

Okay. See? This is...

#35

Josh? We're ready for you.

#36

I have been living a lie,

#37

I'm a not-Joshero-sexual.

#38

There's... there's books?

#39

Some people put the number at 10%.

#40

Thank you very much.

#41

Okay, so that's all that matters.

#42 #43

All right, half a teaspoon of marjoram...

#44 #45

I-I-I thought you said you'd changed.

#46

[clattering]

#47

Was, uh, very nice of you.

#48

- No. - You take care of yourself, okay?

#49

[cheering]

#50