Man Seeking Woman

Josh and Mike have a wild night out.

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- Yup. - These are just tiny little seeds

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"I want that.

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- cardiovascular system and... - Yeah.

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- See you tomorrow morning. - I'm excited. For you.

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Oh, you don't act... oh.

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You know how much I love...

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♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪

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♪ Make-make-make-make, make 'em drop. ♪

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- Dude, it's getting late. - Let's just pound some Mexican food.

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♪ Too much money, not enough time ♪

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♪ Get-get up off my grind, you-you stay behind ♪

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because you're afraid to hit on girls.

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Uh... okay, and you're gone.

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Hey. How's it going? Hey.

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Mmm, mmm.

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- Sure. Maybe a Cosmo? - That's a terrific idea.

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So, uh, what's your name?

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There's this girl, Sara... she is all over me.

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- Say "hi"? - No, the other...

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See?

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A tall guy, pointy hat, he had a long white beard?

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Or if there's a song playing, I'll reference the song.

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Uh, it's pretty crazy what's happening in the news, huh?

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teach me how to do, uh, spiral eyes.

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but there's too much demand sometimes,

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Get it in where you fit it in, dawg.

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All right... ooh.

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- God. - Just keep it going.

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- Oh, give it to me. - Oh, yeah.

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Wait. Uh, may-maybe it rolled onto the floor.

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Just one, uh, second!

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All right, I'm in the men's room by the urinals here.

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And then, I spat it out and, well,

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All right, fine, I'll grab it. Hold...

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All right, man, your dick will be

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