Man Seeking Woman

Josh's friends help him compose a text message.

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Everything here is under control.

#2

It was so cool.

#3 #4

- Nah? - Nah.

#5

- Oh, my God. - Mama Mia!

#6

It's a piece of garbage. Nobody wants it, Josh!

#7 #8

Aah!

#9

He says there is

#10

Balls deep, eh?

#11

- Empty my balls. - Yes?

#12

Want to get dinner Friday?"

#13

Send her a picture of your penis.

#14

- Oh, my God. - Wait, wait! Listen, listen to this.

#15

- Film reference. - Nice.

#16

- I know how to talk to women. - Do you?

#17

an emoji.

#18

What are... what are some things I said to Laura on the train?

#19

Next stop, dinner!"

#20

You've got a comma after your "hey"

#21

Fifty?

#22

("Battle hymn of the Republic" begins)

#23

I'm sorry, did you just say "dick pic"?

#24

Another text?

#25

Perhaps it's fate that today is the fourth of July.

#26

and send her a picture of it with the caption...

#27

Doesn't add up.

#28

"Hi, Laura, it's Josh from the train.

#29

Here it goes.

#30

(Relieved sighing, siren stops)

#31

Mike: Come on. What service do you have?

#32

It's been almost 15 seconds since Josh texted Laura,

#33

There's just no way to know.

#34

She hated the text... she's never gonna respond.

#35

Text "jk"!

#36

You sent one hell of a text.

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It's so... It's so crazy.

#42 #43 #44 #45

It's fine.

#46 #47

Oh, n-n-n-no, please, I'm, uh, a gentleman.

#48

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#49 #50