Aired 8 years ago - Jan 31, 2016
Under Madalena and Wormwood's spell, the zombie army revolt against Galavant and company, until Sid arrives with an unlikely army of his own. Galavant, Gareth, and Sid's army battle the Zombies while Isabella fights Madalena. Meanwhile, Richard goes
after Wormwood, who attacks Tad Cooper, which provokes Richard to perform a (nearly) heroic act. Elsewhere, Gareth tries to reason with Madalena, but she is driven to learn how to use her newly acquired dark magic. At the end of the day, who will get their happily ever after.
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[Thudding]
Another army approaches
and under a rainbow.
If I pull this off,
Why are you talking so weird?
After I ran off,
I went in search of an army
And so did the pirates
and the Dwarves and Giants.
Well done, Sid.
And I promise... After this,
Random thought... There's some
very vicious-looking weapons in the armory.
Yes.
Oh, don't be so rhetorical.
♪
Oh, King Richard, I presume.
Sorry, d-did you want to dance?
♪
[Both grunting]
[Whip cracks]
Well, it makes you the one
true king to unite them all.
I have a dragon!
Tad Cooper?
[Zombies hissing]
It's the one true king!
♪
So, you're the one true king
to unite them all.
Listen, I need you to take care
of Tad Cooper for me.
I've tasted ultimate power,
and I want more.
♪
but, uh, well, it's been a long year.
♪ I've been riding toward ♪
♪ I'm ready now for something
of a different class ♪
♪ All the magic I need is you ♪
Elisabetta of Valencia,
Oh, of course. I'm sorry.
♪ Small children ♪
♪ After all ♪
[Groans]
♪
[Cat meows]
No, I did. But I didn't die.
Please don't get on that lonely
ship to day-drink chablis.
Show-off.
♪ For richer, for poorer ♪
♪
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 31, 2016
In their war against Valencia, all hope seems lost for Isabella and the people of Hortensia until Galavant arrives with his zombie army. Meanwhile, Gareth abandons Madalena after he realizes that she betrayed him and is learning (and using) the Dark Dark Evil Way.
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 24, 2016
As the battle between Hortensia and Valencia begins, Isabella and the Jester are ready to surrender; but when Isabella hears Madalena's demands, she can't accept them. She returns to the Hortensia camp and rallies the troops to fight with whatever
they can find. Against Gareth's wishes, a frightened Madalena turns to Wormwood who teaches her the evil magic of the "Dark Dark Evil Way" or D'DEW. Meanwhile, Richard and Roberta finally take their relationship to the next level, but as they're about to leave for battle, Roberta makes an important decision. Galavant finally figures out how to motivate his Zombie army while Sid runs away.
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We'll be fine.
you know?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Pbht!
Hand over your castle, your gold,
If I could have a moment.
You're gonna regret calling me "tiny tot."
♪ This won't surprise you ♪
♪ But, hon, you're just
one of the peasantry ♪
- ♪ You think so, ho? ♪
- ♪ I know so, prude ♪
♪ That's right, the one
king to unite them all ♪
♪ And soon your castle
and your ass'll be mine ♪
You heard Madalena's terms.
Relax?
of handling some stupid
king with some fancy sword.
I'm also a practitioner of the dark arts.
Good point.
Imagine a darkened hall, hmm?
Positive.
[Sighs]
Are you sure they're gone?
- No, he really doesn't.
- No, I don't.
- ♪ Then ♪
- ♪ Finally ♪
♪ Can I tell you the rest? ♪
♪ Still, he kept on trying ♪
♪ Finally ♪
- ♪ Uhhhh ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Finally ♪
We're not having brunch.
I'm ready to do whatever I need
I was cutting up a peach
for the little chap.
I think with these powers,
you'll definitely win the war.
If...
If you could, let's just keep
this as our little secret.
But we may need to sort through
and pick out the best bits.
No? Shame.
Huh?
And Isabella is gonna die
thinking I don't love her,
I love her.
Now, who's with me? For love!
Sounds like you found
your manhood, Richard.
He asked me to give you this last night.
Mother always said she
never knew when I was joking.
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 24, 2016
Richard, Roberta and Sid rush the fatally wounded Galavant to a healer named Neo of Sporin, who has a magic potion that could save Galavant's life. While waiting for Galavant to recover, Roberta admits she likes Richard and they almost share a
tender moment. Later, Neo produces an army for Galavant... but the soldiers turn out to be zombies. Meanwhile, Madalena finally shares her true feelings with Gareth, who is shocked. As they march on Hortensia, the unlikely duo make a decision about their relationship.
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*Then we'll be even, my dragon pal and me*
*So, when, little fella, you feel your heart is sinkin'*
*They'll all look up to us, then I guarantee*
Eggplant. So me.
No.
We have two plans, right?
I'm not paying, so I don't care.
It's a masterstroke.
Perhaps she should be somewhere else.
Oh, isn't it lovely to be working with a client
I'm Galavant.
'cause we love a good war. Don't we, fellas?
Aren't you supposed to be...taller?
Are you sure that you're giants?
by helping us fight our most hated enemy -- the dwarves!
They're only very small.
but I feel like you took a bath.
They had built their side too low.
These aren't dwarves.
Well, then, I think it's rather fitting
I'm -- I'm sorry, that's...not a lizard?
Let's go to war!
It means, "What's said between guys stays between guys."
you'll kill me right where I sit, but...
why you haven't RSVP'd to my fabulous wedding.
*I ain't got time for that girly-girl stuff*
*royal a-a-a-a-a-ass*
*Make a big mess*
*But that ain't stoppin' anyone from bowin' do-o-o-o-wn*
*And you will ru-u-u-u-u-u-le*
*has got to cut them down to size*
*And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats*
*There's no need to fight*
*There must be a way I can make things right*
- *We really, really hate those guys* - *You're just the same*
Roberta, what are you doing?
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 17, 2016
Just as their travels hit a new low, Galavant, along with Richard and Roberta, stumbles upon his father, Sir Arnold Galavant. While Richard prepares for battle by training at Arnold's knight school, Galavant learns a few things about the man who
abandoned him as a child. Madalena tries to make Gareth's birthday the best day ever, but his idea of a fun time is getting into a bar fight. Isabella returns to Hortensia and banishes Woodworm. Sid, now a wanted man in Valencia, flees to the Forest of Coincidence where he meets Woodworm. Their chance encounter sparks an evil plan. Sid stabs someone with his sword.
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Tell me, why do musicals always get me so worked up?
We had to eat that family of hobbits.
But we don't have a choice. We're starving.
In literally any other direction.
If you ruin the surprise,
It'll never fit.
Oh. Okay.
I went to the pub and got this one.
I'm taking you to the sleaziest tavern in Valencia...
My plan is almost ready, Barry.
My lady, there's a perfectly good explanation.
Oh, princess, I'm a master of the dark arts, yes.
I will return to take this kingdom by force,
Oh, and don't forget to tip the waiters on the day.
You know, I do not understand it.
And just wait until he finds out I'm on a quest for love.
Come in.
It's not bushy. It's correct for the period.
Kill him!
My mother is a hussy.
Hey, maybe we can help each other.
I'm desperate to find her and her true love, Galavant.
Oh. And I just found his sword.
But I have no money.
The king and queen are crazy, war-minded monsters.
Watch the face!
Sir Galavant, tell us what it was like
And it was Christmas, and the dog died.
*Then your dad brought me to your house*
*Where my parents died of pox*
*Such a gem*
- *Sweet and kind* -* au contraire*
Todd, enough.
Because I am so done with being controlled
- It requires one simple action. - Great.
I stitched it. It's your whole life.
You've been following my adventures this whole time.
*On endless quests and empty wars*
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 17, 2016
Galavant is fed up with Richard after he trades the Jewel of Valencia for a dragon and travels to find the giants on his own. They are not at all what he expected but are willing to help under one condition – he must help them defeat the dwarves.
When they met face to face, Galavant is in for not one but two surprises. Roberta steps in to help bring both men to their senses and attempts to resolve the issues between the dwarves and giants. Gareth tells Sid about his feelings for Madalena. Sid warns Gareth against confessing his feelings, but he is determined, which ultimately leads to a dangerous situation for one of the men. Woodworm sends Isabella to Princess Jubilee’s palace to hand deliver her invitation to her wedding. Things don’t go as planned especially when the crown on Isabella head is accidentally broken,
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*Then we'll be even, my dragon pal and me*
*So, when, little fella, you feel your heart is sinkin'*
*They'll all look up to us, then I guarantee*
Eggplant. So me.
No.
We have two plans, right?
I'm not paying, so I don't care.
It's a masterstroke.
Perhaps she should be somewhere else.
Oh, isn't it lovely to be working with a client
I'm Galavant.
'cause we love a good war. Don't we, fellas?
Aren't you supposed to be...taller?
Are you sure that you're giants?
by helping us fight our most hated enemy -- the dwarves!
They're only very small.
but I feel like you took a bath.
They had built their side too low.
These aren't dwarves.
Well, then, I think it's rather fitting
I'm -- I'm sorry, that's...not a lizard?
Let's go to war!
It means, "What's said between guys stays between guys."
you'll kill me right where I sit, but...
why you haven't RSVP'd to my fabulous wedding.
*I ain't got time for that girly-girl stuff*
*royal a-a-a-a-a-ass*
*Make a big mess*
*But that ain't stoppin' anyone from bowin' do-o-o-o-wn*
*And you will ru-u-u-u-u-u-le*
*has got to cut them down to size*
*And itsy-bitsy you-know-whats*
*There's no need to fight*
*There must be a way I can make things right*
- *We really, really hate those guys* - *You're just the same*
Roberta, what are you doing?
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 10, 2016
While continuing their quest to gather an army, King Richard discovers that he has a connection to Roberta, the beautiful warrior who volunteered to help. Galavant plays matchmaker. Madalena is invited to the Basikobitcz party - the "it" girls of
the kingdom - and can't wait to be accepted into their group. The party is not what she expected, and, when she returns home, she discovers that she has feelings and does not like her new emotion. Gareth cheers her up with a present while Chef tries to convince Gwen that their lives are better in Hortencia. Under Wormwood's spell, Isabella is in full wedding-planning mode.
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Aired 8 years ago - Jan 10, 2016
Desperate to raise an army and storm Hortensia, Galavant and King Richard return to his former castle to find the village thriving, now that they've found democracy. The discovery leads Richard to have an identity crisis now that his people don't
need him. Galavant uses a town hall meeting to recruit fighters from the village, but the volunteers are in short supply. In Hortensia, an evil wedding planner named Wormwood poisons Isabella's mind with an enchanted tiara, intent on making her help him take over the kingdom. Meanwhile, Madalena threatens Sid with death unless he helps Gareth overcome his guilt-ridden nightmares about betraying Richard.
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?Except, of course, the lame?
?Well, not all per se?
?As we build a new tomorrow here tod-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay?
I swear to god, I will freak out
Surprise!
I want you to fix it.
And if she gets a wrinkle...
"No. I never loved you, Isabella."
"I'm Galavant, the jerkiest jerk in all the land!"
But it's been several days,
I don't care about any of it if I'm not marrying someone I love.
Princess Isabella, how delightful.
Oh...my...god.
to reveal you've rebuilt my castle but only better, huh?
I have a question.
Tell you what, there's a town-hall meeting tonight
This smile.
She's heard you screaming at night and wants me to help!
But then my mom helped me figure out what it meant,
Oh, oh, but it's not too dumb for me?
- Galavant. -What an honor.
?If I were a jolly blacksmith?
No, I'm not feeling it.
?Then I'd plant some eggs, then a couple pigs?
?I would pick the grapes and peel the grapes?
?What am I supposed to do?
?If I were a jolly?
?I would still be me?
Now, remember, not a word about my plan.
I don't care, I don't care, and I don't care.
?Make a list of distant relations?
?We'll pick your florist?
?Just wait and see it's gonna be like the wedding?
?Plus, we must audition some bands, too?
Nothing to see here. Move along.
?True, my husband's only 11?
? It's the happiest day of my life ?
whose right to kingship was passed down from ancestors
Right, that concludes all old business,
No. Isabella.
You're just not listening.
You suck!
Unless, of course, you'd like to put it to a quick vote?
But because true love is rare and worth fighting for.
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 03, 2016
Galavant and Richard see a fortune teller who is able to connect Galavant to Isabella using a crystal ball. Isabella receives Galavant's "call" as she is plotting her escape from Hortensia. Unfortunately, it's a "bad connection," and Isabella hears
only every other word. She is devastated by the call, but Galavant believes it went well. He promises to return to her as soon as he drops Richard off at his castle. The only problem is that Richard's castle seems to have disappeared.
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♪ I wouldn't change a single thing ♪
♪ Way too much teeth ♪
♪ It was a kiss I won't forget ♪
You never handed me the amulet.
So, Brett, what's on the schedule for today?
Why do we always schedule it so late?
I'm sorry. What...
Throw it in the moat, Brett.
Someone woke up
on the wrong Side of the dirt.
What's that mean, "pure of body"?
Can you believe your boots
are gonna take all day?
we've really only had
one romantic moment together.
Apparently it was the talk of the dungeon.
so I can sneak out during
the changing of the guard.
Hello, great one.
That was actually really impressive.
Very rare. Sit down.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Woman: Edwin, you need
to pick up the children.
I'm so sorry.
The changing of the guard! Hunh!
Oh, crap. Got to go.
I agree. I think it's new.
Sometimes it does that.
Look, I-I might've
just gotten it in my head
Um...Sir, I... I have some bad news.
Um, sorry. I don't have her right now.
I'm going for a walk.
How dare you.
Fine.
♪
Ew.
♪ I like getting Randy
with whoever's handy ♪
- ♪ Just one of us can lead ♪
- ♪ And that means me ♪
♪ Positively cloying ♪
Please no! Not the window!
Galavant?
Move it around a bit.
I mean, I know our kiss wasn't so amazing,
Die... in a fart... Brown cow.
Pee-yew! This is disgusting.
I am a king, for God's sake.
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 03, 2016
Bad advice results in Galavant and the crew being shipwrecked, and they end up traveling by foot in order to get back to Richard's kingdom. Later, Galavant and King Richard find themselves at The Enchanted Forest Pub in West Hollow-wood where they
are forced into working there by the owner who sees Galavant in a different light. Meanwhile in Valencia, Madalena rules as Queen, and Gareth demands his due when he is announced as King, with Sid as his assistant. Elsewhere in Hortensia, Isabella is imprisoned in her jewel box by her 12-year-old cousin as her parents prepare for their wedding.
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♪ I don't quite need him ♪
♪ It's a new season
for our brand-new regime ♪
♪ I'll commit some homicide
and sing a few refrains ♪
♪ Give in to the miracle
that no one thought we'd get ♪
♪ A new season with
some slightly new shadings ♪
♪ Ends with armies from
Valencia, Hortensia ♪
♪ A new season
which you'll prob'ly record ♪
Wait. I know this area.
Presenting the queen and the guy
that was with the queen
between our two properties.
We have a chicken, and there was an egg.
Am I captive?
Go kill the chicken.
Your only daughter is about
to marry her own cousin,
Wherever he is, Galavant will come for me,
Oh, baby Bella, honey, we love you.
Where are you, Galavant?
Oh, well, my kingdom can't be
too far away from here.
There's a queen... An evil queen...
Oh.
Trust me... I'd remember.
♪ Will we be throwing him in the dungeon? ♪
♪ Don't be shy, boys, go to town ♪
♪ Tell ev'ry Lance and Bruce and curt ♪
♪ And there you will stay,
taking orders all day ♪
♪ The punishment we deserve ♪
♪ Off with his shirt ♪
♪ So save some room, boys, for dessert ♪
You've been to a pub before.
- Richard, vamos.
- Sí.
At least bear seems happy.
Now, you wanted a position.
Aww, Gareth, are you asking me
to teach you to read?
Jester, Jester, do it for the Princess.
I feel like I've been drinking crazy grog.
Pbht!
I do hate the idea of you being
forced into marriage.
and get you a key.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Relax, my brother from another.
Just stay out of my way.
The other way 'round, kid.
Marvelous!
It was my egg first.
I'm sick of not being treated as an equal.
And it would really mean a lot
to me if I was treated as such.
Man: Presenting the queen
and king of Valencia!