S4 E3
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Season 4  "Female Author"  4x3

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 25, 2015

Hannah has a lot of free time but nothing to do with only one class a week, while Elijah makes his mark on the Iowa social scene. Back in New York City, Ray warns Marnie about Desi's intentions before they meet with a record label; Shoshanna has a job interview; and Adam gets mixed up in Jessa's world after an AA meeting.

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Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
And you are definitely-- definitely not in any kind of relationship.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
- "Fevers and rashes"? - Yes.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
I don't know.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
Look, even if this knot were to somehow untangle itself,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
And we've already established he has one massive character flaw,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
allocating trend jewelry,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
And fun, right? Am I crazy to say that?
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
Um, actually, I don't know if you will.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
( Marnie and Desi on recording ) ♪ And I will walk with you ♪
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
♪ I will call you home. ♪
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
- I start shooting a movie in a couple months... - Really, any time.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
- What's the sex like? - Oh, my God!
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
I'm just kidding. I'm-- I mean, that's great.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
from having those stupid conversations about fuckin' zero.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Man, you could've got your dick sucked.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
standing between him and a crack pipe.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
- You derailed the whole meeting. - Don't be a drama queen.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
Come here. Come here.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
You're talking about the intimacy.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
- a musical future together. - Yeah.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
Yes, you have, but that doesn't make it okay.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
is exploring and embracing your freedom
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
So it's my sober birthday next week-- four months.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
Well, make another one then, no?
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
You're a liar.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Okay, cop, cop, cop, cop, cop.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
You're under arrest. Do not resist.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
Zed, Zed, do another bong hit,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
I really don't feel good. I think I have mono.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
And then I thought,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
Is that the quote?
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Yeah, but Marnie wrote like half those papers,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Well, I was a dancer, but you don't see me five-six-seven-eighting
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
This side of the room needs to be sexier.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
Yeah, that wasn't just because of the blowjob, Hannah.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
female authors have been dealing with for centuries.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Being pigeonholed isn't fun.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Thank you.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
If you keep writing about prison in the South,
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
We don't mention D. August because he's the golden boy of our program
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Guys, this is what history does to us.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
I think it's better that you guys chew on all this without me.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
We didn't do anything.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
You cretins owe me three grand.
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50

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Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
- "Fevers and rashes"? - Yes.
#2
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
I don't know.
#3
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
Look, even if this knot were to somehow untangle itself,
#4
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
And we've already established he has one massive character flaw,
#5
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
allocating trend jewelry,
#6
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
And fun, right? Am I crazy to say that?
#7
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
Um, actually, I don't know if you will.
#8
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9 #9 Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
( Marnie and Desi on recording ) ♪ And I will walk with you ♪
#10
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
♪ I will call you home. ♪
#11
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
- I start shooting a movie in a couple months... - Really, any time.
#12
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
- What's the sex like? - Oh, my God!
#13
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
I'm just kidding. I'm-- I mean, that's great.
#14
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15 #15 Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
from having those stupid conversations about fuckin' zero.
#16
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Man, you could've got your dick sucked.
#17
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
standing between him and a crack pipe.
#18
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
- You derailed the whole meeting. - Don't be a drama queen.
#19
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
Come here. Come here.
#20
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
You're talking about the intimacy.
#21
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
- a musical future together. - Yeah.
#22
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
Yes, you have, but that doesn't make it okay.
#23
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
is exploring and embracing your freedom
#24
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
So it's my sober birthday next week-- four months.
#25
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
Well, make another one then, no?
#26
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
You're a liar.
#27
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Okay, cop, cop, cop, cop, cop.
#28
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29 #29 Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
You're under arrest. Do not resist.
#30
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
Zed, Zed, do another bong hit,
#32
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
I really don't feel good. I think I have mono.
#33
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
And then I thought,
#34
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
Is that the quote?
#35
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
Yeah, but Marnie wrote like half those papers,
#36
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
Well, I was a dancer, but you don't see me five-six-seven-eighting
#37
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
This side of the room needs to be sexier.
#38
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39 #39 Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
Yeah, that wasn't just because of the blowjob, Hannah.
#40
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
female authors have been dealing with for centuries.
#41
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
Being pigeonholed isn't fun.
#42
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
Thank you.
#43
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
If you keep writing about prison in the South,
#44
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
We don't mention D. August because he's the golden boy of our program
#45
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
Guys, this is what history does to us.
#46
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
I think it's better that you guys chew on all this without me.
#47
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
We didn't do anything.
#48
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
You cretins owe me three grand.
#49
Recap of Girls Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50 #50