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Season 19  "Apocalypse Cow"  19x17

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 27, 2008

Bart joins the 4-H club and falls in love with a cow named Lou, but when he finds out that Lou is destined for the slaughterhouse Bart gives the cow to Mary, a fellow 4-H member, and her father mistakes the cow for a dowry. Homer and Marge come to the rescue to try and free Bart from his marriage agreement.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 1
We're about ten minutes away from "You may kiss the bride."
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I do.
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- I love that big ol' cow. - How could you say that?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 4
If this marriage is off, then that cow is going
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 5
encourage parents to get involved in the activities.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 6
Let's skip the oath and, uh, get you behind the wheel
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 7
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I want a tough one.
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in Siberia."
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Pullet, Bantam, Orpington, Pullet, Flemish Giant,
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- This is my calf, Lulubelle. - Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 14
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and carbonated pee.
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 17
This is Colby Krause.
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So what do you think of my calf?
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You're the greatest cow in the world!
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gets to go first.
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honey, we'd love to, but a prizewinning bull
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Lou?
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I'm just a little boy!
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- Homer, you're up! - This I can do!
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Behold my 217 average and weep.
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I have an aunt who became an uncle.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 27
Cheese is genocide.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 28
Lisa's Brother.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 29
Now to make sure you're motivated to get this job,
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I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 31
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Find out if he has a wife! We could double date!
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All right, Lou, to freedom!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 34
They're all the same maze.
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Can I give him to you?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 36
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And I have dreams. I got 1580 on my DQAT.
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I wished I had a tail what did swap away flies.
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We always figured someday Mary would marry.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 40
It's yucky.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 41
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- but it'll take a lot of sewing. - I'll get your fabrics.
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But, Dad, you gotta tell her.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 44
And excuse me, why are the spittoons so far from the chaw station?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 45
and something stew.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 46
We're about ten minutes away from "You may kiss the bride."
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 47
And since we don't need to hear from women folk
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 48
- I love that big ol' cow. - How could you say that?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 49
If this marriage is off, then that cow is going
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 50

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I do.
#2
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- I love that big ol' cow. - How could you say that?
#3
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If this marriage is off, then that cow is going
#4
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encourage parents to get involved in the activities.
#5
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Let's skip the oath and, uh, get you behind the wheel
#6
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I want a tough one.
#10
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in Siberia."
#11
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Pullet, Bantam, Orpington, Pullet, Flemish Giant,
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 13
- This is my calf, Lulubelle. - Uh, you know that's a boy, right?
#13
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and carbonated pee.
#15
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This is Colby Krause.
#17
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So what do you think of my calf?
#18
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You're the greatest cow in the world!
#19
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gets to go first.
#20
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honey, we'd love to, but a prizewinning bull
#21
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Lou?
#22
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I'm just a little boy!
#23
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- Homer, you're up! - This I can do!
#24
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Behold my 217 average and weep.
#25
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I have an aunt who became an uncle.
#26
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Cheese is genocide.
#27
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Lisa's Brother.
#28
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Now to make sure you're motivated to get this job,
#29
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I don't care how much of a pumped-up freak you are.
#30
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Find out if he has a wife! We could double date!
#32
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All right, Lou, to freedom!
#33
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They're all the same maze.
#34
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Can I give him to you?
#35
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And I have dreams. I got 1580 on my DQAT.
#37
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I wished I had a tail what did swap away flies.
#38
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We always figured someday Mary would marry.
#39
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It's yucky.
#40
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- but it'll take a lot of sewing. - I'll get your fabrics.
#42
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But, Dad, you gotta tell her.
#43
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And excuse me, why are the spittoons so far from the chaw station?
#44
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and something stew.
#45
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We're about ten minutes away from "You may kiss the bride."
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 17 (S19E17) - 47
And since we don't need to hear from women folk
#47
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- I love that big ol' cow. - How could you say that?
#48
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If this marriage is off, then that cow is going
#49
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