Aired a year ago - May 28, 2018
Clive, Ravi, Peyton and Major work together to help Liv.
- ten minutes?
- Not even.
Didn't we talk about this all night?
Last month, you sucker-punched
me in your precinct house,
for each name of one of her
Underground Railroad employees.
Snipers there, there, there.
- Of course, sir.
- Round them up.
The soup is still warm.
At the last execution, at least half the
people there were fans of executions.
Because the inspector is on our side.
It is guarded by a unit led
by an ineffective lieutenant.
Your life as you know it is over.
- It gets worse.
Come up to the rooftop.
in an alley just off 8th Avenue.
Sullivan, get word to all other
gates to shut down completely.
And when a group of soldiers came across
Seattle's self-declared zombie prophet,
They did this to save your life.
Smuggle all the humans in you want.
What's the first thing you
wanna do once you're human?
promise to care for Clive Babineaux
Though for the life of me, I can't
remember us having a safe word.
on the properties we've bought, so...
Aired a year ago - May 21, 2018
Ravi and Clive work together to solve a case. Meanwhile, Major pulls a surprising move on Liv.
Like Renegade is gonna walk
in and say, "Here I am."
Peyton had this Spanish boyfriend,
sophomore year of college,
I doubt you'd remember a
girl you saw at the airport
Let me know if you hear anything else.
It's not that funny.
- Begin slaughtering humans?
Aw, that's just the gin talking.
I remembered you from the time you had
your tongue down my friend's throat.
the cure for what exactly?
I'll work, I'll pick apples,
I'll sell vacuums door-to-door.
Now, we can begin.
- It is important
But here we are with the man who
called for the victim's death.
I snuck up behind her in the
bathroom and sent her back to hell.
died together in car crash.
You know what I have a hankering for?
Whoops, here we go,
Oh, I most certainly am.
- Let's Make a Deal?
- You know, I don't believe
- What's this?
- Not "What's this"?
Quit rubbing this in her face.
Then Chase let me go.
Subject A, a normal rat will be
served a dose of Isobel's brain.
I asked for a sign, son.
Now that, my son,
Aired a year ago - May 14, 2018
Liv does Clive a solid and agrees to consume germaphobe brain during flu season. Ravi continues his role as surrogate father to Isobel. Major finally gets to the bottom of things, and Chase continues to spiral out of control. Lastly, Peyton struggles with a very important decision.
Her opinion on the matter
And a pretty big penis.
The theft happens
after the trucks
Okay, but, seriously, last time.
With a human like Michelle,
that can happen.
And with this flu going around?
The spaghetti is
These meatballs sure are tasty.
we add some hashtags.
Well, I'll be back
in a few days.
Until a new mayor is elected, I am, for all
intents and purposes, running the city.
I wasn't that motivated.
Real Lady was getting picked
up by a big dude in a Cutlass.
Are you ready to visit our
next culinary destination?
They have the guns,
Hey, just wanted to say goodbye.
Have you been to
the processing plant
To a zombie like you, humans are but
weak little rag dolls, n'est-ce pas?
I'm Peyton Charles,
Ms. Mayor, I've been here
for three days.
Name's Major, I'm ready
to be rich.
literally incapable of lying.
Oh, what did Chase call him?
Hands in the air!
Drink what you want. It's all on Cobra Kai.
Wait. That's not right.
- Whose weapon?
- I will handle the discipline internally, sir.
Aired a year ago - May 07, 2018
When Liv consumes the brain of a vice detective who doesn’t play by the rules, her newfound recklessness gets her into trouble. Meanwhile, Major is coming really close to discovering Liv’s secret.
Aired a year ago - Apr 30, 2018
There’s a zombie serial killer on the loose and new Seattle is on lockdown. Liv is trapped in the morgue on white rapper brain and Clive and Ravi are playing Dungeons & Dragons. Meanwhile, Blaine concocts his most sinister plan to date. Lastly, Major is on the hunt for the killer.
and do the Mr. Burns thing
with your hands.
I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartzman, my
partner should be along soon.
'Sup, shawty? What is good?
You say you come dirty, rain,
Some hater was throwin' mad shade.
You're hunting zombies,
you go to their watering hole.
People are making
a big deal about them.
he could have me on the house,
and we'd go all night?
Blaine DeBeers, you are
that makes its Y-Series
brethren look like a little...
You now have the ability to make
us invisible, impenetrable.
Seems he got his hands
on a shotgun
didn't make it out alive.
So then, adventurers...
Shall we commence?
and no one
will ever trace it back to us.
Oh, my God.
This is gnarly.
They got beef, Major.
Let 'em sort it out.
Renegade was breaking the law and
fully aware of the consequences.
"I have to work a bit
on Saturday afternoon
Take it from me. Five years happily
married to my best friend.
My lack of regard
for worldly possessions?
All my information's there.
Quite a police emergency.
Oh, she'll get the text
I'm sending right now.
you decided to climb in one of the
drawers where we keep the dead?
who will have one less mince pie to
bake during the Feast of Belbuck.
If that's your plan, just
take my gun and shoot me.
What happens in the Misty Dunes
stays in the Misty Dunes.
Is that Lil' Bones Jones?
Limped around like...
Scratching humans is
a capital offense, you know.
Maybe. Isobel's had several
had a threesome in your brain.
You can't deny me my dying wish.
I caught her red-handed making fake
zombie ID cards for her clients.
Aired a year ago - Apr 23, 2018
Liv consumes the brain of a murdered live-action role-playing knight in order to solve his murder; Peyton uncovers a truth about Liv; Major embarks on a mission.
Perhaps the impaled knight stepped out
of the TARDIS seconds before his death.
It's actually called LARPing and it
stands for "Live Action Role-Playing."
Thou art a most sovereign leader
tasked with protecting our kingdom.
You don't have a sword. Or a
life, if we're being technical.
Alas. Alack. A shocker.
♪ Sir Garrett is now underground ♪
This is a fine establishment, son.
until your mouth fills with glory.
I was trapped in a well, son.
- I'm totally freaking out.
- [Liv] Indeed, uh... Yea, 'tis true.
Thus, true promises remain.
if it weren't for
this buckaroo's loyalty.
Reckon I oughta shake the
snake before it starts.
I examined the body myself,
no zombie was he.
Yeah, I have their schedule
in my phone somewhere.
His maiden is a zombie
and alas, he is not.
Where do we stand on new muscle?
He has a major stash of my
money hidden away somewhere,
I humbled myself and I said, "God."
You see, these are wicked men.
- [baby cooing]
- Guys, this is Renegade.
Geo of the Bay Area,
Thanks, Liv. I'll pull my head out.
When that sword went through him,
Garrett bled like a stuck pig.
Yes, but also Kathy Kreeger.
Brothers, sisters, feed!
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Please! Just let me go!
You're lucky your maiden
fair never caught his eye.
- With Lancelot, I presume.
You do know that when LARPing, you
are free to change the endings?
Locker 220 at the ferry station
- [Levon scoffs]
Aired a year ago - Apr 16, 2018
After consuming the brain of a bachelor playboy, Liv heads to a club to meet up with Clive and Ravi. Meanwhile, Major is assigned an enormous task. Lastly, Clive is still struggling with the arrangement he’s made with Bozzio.
Aired a year ago - Apr 09, 2018
Liv and Clive investigate the murder of a pretentious theater actor. Meanwhile, Ravi makes a huge sacrifice for Peyton. Lastly, Blaine makes a startling discovery.
we had a fight at the house.
And if Fillmore Graves
finds that footage,
And you're acting
like that's nothing.
1997, Curtis Hanson, RIP.
I want to be flayed alive.
What is this,
strawberry cream cheese?
Three dead, seven wounded,
Take it from someone
with 100 hours of court-ordered
Anyone? Well, fine.
I'm not comfortable with this.
I'm better since I barfed.
People are dying out there
beyond the wall,
Our trucker friends bailed.
Okay... why are you doing this?
I've got work,
and Ravi can't be alone.
But if I could just get
a little bit of heroin...
That you were planning on cheating
on your live-in girlfriend with me?
All the best,
but that's not my scene.
So I'm getting very familiar
with dog movie cliches now.
Find your roles.
Lesson number one...
'Fade in. Exterior,
a lonely road.
Lady, protocol says...
Ugh, take your time.
- Not Australian?
Wow, you are so bad
at an American accent.
She'll be here.
Yeah, getting there.
Fine, I'm coming.
You heard the man! Shoo!
The water gives life
to the well.
Aired a year ago - Mar 26, 2018
While tracking the murder of a hockey player, Liv stumbles onto Chase Graves’ evil plan. Meanwhile, Major is forced to make a horrible decision. Lastly, Peyton tries to contain a volatile situation.
So the bodies were moved
from the original crime scene.
Bien non, Babineaux.
Keep em taters
for me till then, eh, old chap?
Fry up that brain like back bacon,
Protein shake? Eyebrow comb?
I'm, I'm sorry, I'm having a
hard tie taking you seriously.
I've got the General Mills
situation under control.
What? No guillotine for me?
Because Renegade is a little old lady.
Please, enlighten me.
Save your strength
for the crossfit games.
Earlier toy at an Arcade gas station,
You realize half the cops in the state
are probably looking for us right now.
I'm sorry, are we not gonna
address the missing tooth?
We used to be the OGZ's. Now every
time we get together it's all...
Walk me through
everything you did last Tuesday,
at a laundromat. You know, the night...
and link Blaine to it, we'll have him.
make sure the camera's on.
Why is Blaine out of interrogation?
Either way, I'm not in the game.
You. What's the assessment?
attacks Florence Nightingale
in broad daylight.
for cutting our brain tubes weeks ago.
They're ashamed of it.
Which they should be.
Aired a year ago - Mar 19, 2018
Liv and Clive discover the murder they are investigating was the work of a serial killer. Meanwhile, Major enters dangerous territory.
Lips so perfect, I keep asking myself...
getting called up to Team Z
by our very own cadet.
Before Tucker and his
friends figure that out.
So much, that when she took that cheap
ass tequila out of her backpack
Yeah, I'm gonna scatter
your brains across the wall
I'm sorry, I'm on this loose-lip brains,
I need all eyes on deck
for these Renegade visions.
"Tim, my bleu crew twinsie."
if Bruce found all of his victims
- That was a new accent?
Hey, I forgot to tell you about
the other night at the Post.
The time has come for Fillmore
Graves to pay for their sins.
What if he doesn't come to The
Scratching Post tomorrow night?
email got just as much love
Almost as long as I've been undead.
I told the police everything.
I'm gonna need your number
so I can track the phone down.
I can't believe he responded.
Oh, I can't tell you
what a relief it was
It's just... it's never gonna work.
for he stormed the gates of hell,
putting his neck on the
line to save others.
I have something to confess.
We're in an open relationship.
- But I want a hooker.
We still have a few more slices
of Architect brain available.
Renegade, I presume.
But it's only right
that you should know...
He's tall, uh... Tall-ish.
Aired a year ago - Mar 12, 2018
Love is in the air after Liv eats the brains of a hopeless romantic, and she can’t stop herself from meddling in Clive’s relationship. Major and Liv continue to try to work through their differences. Meanwhile, Blaine is approached with an interesting offer.
Whoever did this was acting fast and
loose with one hell of a bone saw.
it's looking like Annie hired a
coyote to smuggle her into Seattle.
All right. You're hangry
and you haven't even started.
Did my heart love till now?
But I'm a real Mark Darcy.
She talked about sneaking
into Seattle all the time,
Oh, sorry, there was a bug.
You're free to go for now,
but don't travel far.
You know, I'm not going down
this rabbit hole with you.
If Alice can resist your charm, she's
better than I thought she was.
zombies leaving Seattle
is the US Army's problem.
- The smell?
And I never have to deal
with you ever again?
Hey, you wanna put in an
advance order, be my guest.
That's it. Next time, don't take
the business to the competition.
You never, and I mean never,
I am flattered.
So, very sadly, looks like I'm
gonna have to sit this one out.
There is no easy way to tell you this,
[sighs] I can feel it, Peyton.
Do you think there's anywhere
to honeymoon in Seattle
This robot is the biggest loser here.
The guy you were in love with yesterday.
She's in the middle of training.
He's also very modest.
Liv, it better be a good one,
but I know when he
thinks someone's cute.
But they never send them back.
Went by the name of Roxy,
gave me gonorrhea.
But I'm more interested
in what they don't call her.
Aired a year ago - Mar 05, 2018
It’s a real-life game of 'Clue' for Liv after she eats the brains of a despicable dowager and must determine which one of her disgruntled servants killed her. Clive and Bozzio are struggling to maintain a healthy relationship. Meanwhile, circumstances place Major and Liv in opposition to one another.
- Live and learn.
- [Officer] Found something!
Yeah, no duh.
But God provided for me. And, now
[Woman] Yes! Yes!
Beautiful brains here! Feed the hunger.
I have money! Let's go to an ATM.
You sure you don't want
to talk about it?
You can run your mouth all you want,
With these knees, they better have
an elevator in "the good life"
I'm sorry... Did you say homicide?
- You sure it's still around?
- [Grace] You know what?
They're lying. Every one of em.
and find a way to refrain from
calling me "dummy" or "stupid."
This is a private conversation.
Well, aren't you the most
beautiful girl in the world.
The lawyer says the beneficiaries
don't know about the money yet.
Don't be coy, Clive. He gave her sex.
to sneak him out of the city.
She turned you down.
Mrs. Brinks was a terrible person.
No one will miss her.
I worked for that woman for 15 years
This is the stuff from the safe?
- They don't look closed.
- And you don't look stupid,
Well, I don't know about ambiance,
Why don't you write it all down for us?
Only authorized personnel
are allowed in.
What the hell are you talking about?
Really terrible. I mean, the worst.
- I'm going to get my supervisor.
If you want to know
our business, I'll tell you.
and it actually does look very
"secret underground rail road-y."
Come over here.
Well, you're not who I expected either.
Aired a year ago - Feb 26, 2018
While investigating the murder of a Seattle Seahawk superfan, Liv has a surprising vision. Meanwhile, Major is assigned the task of mentoring young, homeless zombies, and Ravi is still carrying a torch for Peyton. Lastly, Blaine is dealing with a threat looming from his past.
Hey, man, do you even use
the information that I...
she called security last night
at 2:00 in the morning,
I've met a lot of crazy Seahawk fans.
No one out on the streets after midnight.
like I'm some two-bit street
hustler is humiliating!
Clint's widow says that
you keyed something about
Typical Niners fan.
So, you and me, we're
getting the smarty-pants?
We get double rations.
As a newborn.
I don't. Get rid of her.
I'll take the other two.
Another bottle of the Devil's
Puckered Knot, Small Batch.
Your glove, harlot. Make haste!
I had a vision from the guy who
was murdered at the brain plant.
It's a shame...
Everything is cemetery to table.
And if I may be so bold,
"Clip your nails, no epic fails."
We can throw down a towel, or we can...
I need to find Clive.
By the powers granted in
Fillmore-Graves decree number 176,
I read that these visions
So at my school, there is this
But I wasn't sure there'd
be a brain inside.
Don't screw up.