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Season 5  "Sing It, White Effie"  5x5

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

When the inmates' antics make the morning news, Flaca and Maritza soak up the spotlight. Brandy and her crew auction off Judy to the highest bidder.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Why aren't we hanging out up there? You know, I love a view.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
- Are you storming? - Uh, no. They... they have hostages.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
Nuh-uh. You smize. I'm squinching and teeging.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
She left me for a professional water-skier.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Daya! Hey, I've been looking for you.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
Breakfast is supposed to be served between 4:30 and 7:00.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
Hey, do I smell eggs?
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
I go to here, Spanish Harlem.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
But in here, I use three spices that you can find in any kitchen.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yo! My ass was just on the news!
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Since I was a kid. I need total and utter privacy.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
We were only prison gay. Minus the gay part.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Keep telling me what you want me to do. I...
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
I don't know... because it's chemical, Boo.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
The Latinas got a dorm. Blacks are all over the offices.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Ten cans of tuna!
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
What? Why do we need a calendar full of fat babies
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
to buy some crazy Italian espresso machine.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
sent to prisons because so many of the state facilities have been shut down.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
According to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up,
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
Maybe, if you wish hard enough,
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
No, not you! You, PR Guy. Up. Come on. Let's go.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Donut fucker!
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
- Talking out his ass. - Uh-huh.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Uh, I said I love working on your feet, Bitch Goddess of Litch.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
They want to hear from her.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
♪ I don't wanna be free ♪
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
- Yo, you just hit 10,000 views! - No shit!
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
- I hate you. - ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
You know there will be severe consequences for this.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
But you do not have to become the monster he's making you out to be.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I read it in an online quiz once, called "Are You Being Emotionally Abused?"
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
They turned it into some kind of a symbol.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
I got a rose tattoo.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
"The waiter served a dinner roll that was well buttered to the woman."
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
The Thurston students are privileged and advantaged,
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Get over there.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
Now, as you can see, Judy King ain't injured
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Now, our fight is not with Judy King.

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Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
- Are you storming? - Uh, no. They... they have hostages.
#2
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
Nuh-uh. You smize. I'm squinching and teeging.
#3
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
She left me for a professional water-skier.
#4
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Daya! Hey, I've been looking for you.
#5
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
Breakfast is supposed to be served between 4:30 and 7:00.
#6
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Hey, do I smell eggs?
#9
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I go to here, Spanish Harlem.
#11
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
But in here, I use three spices that you can find in any kitchen.
#12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13 #13 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Yo! My ass was just on the news!
#14
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Since I was a kid. I need total and utter privacy.
#15
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
We were only prison gay. Minus the gay part.
#16
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17 #17 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
Keep telling me what you want me to do. I...
#18
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
I don't know... because it's chemical, Boo.
#19
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
The Latinas got a dorm. Blacks are all over the offices.
#20
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Ten cans of tuna!
#21
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
What? Why do we need a calendar full of fat babies
#22
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
to buy some crazy Italian espresso machine.
#23
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sent to prisons because so many of the state facilities have been shut down.
#24
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25 #25 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
According to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up,
#26
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
Maybe, if you wish hard enough,
#28
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
No, not you! You, PR Guy. Up. Come on. Let's go.
#29
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
Donut fucker!
#30
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
- Talking out his ass. - Uh-huh.
#31
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Uh, I said I love working on your feet, Bitch Goddess of Litch.
#32
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They want to hear from her.
#35
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪
#36
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
♪ I don't wanna be free ♪
#37
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
- Yo, you just hit 10,000 views! - No shit!
#38
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
- I hate you. - ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪
#39
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
You know there will be severe consequences for this.
#40
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
But you do not have to become the monster he's making you out to be.
#41
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
I read it in an online quiz once, called "Are You Being Emotionally Abused?"
#42
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
They turned it into some kind of a symbol.
#43
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
I got a rose tattoo.
#44
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
"The waiter served a dinner roll that was well buttered to the woman."
#45
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
The Thurston students are privileged and advantaged,
#46
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Get over there.
#47
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48 #48 Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
Now, as you can see, Judy King ain't injured
#49
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
Now, our fight is not with Judy King.
#50