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Season 5  "Riot FOMO"  5x1

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

As the standoff at the prison spirals into a full-blown riot, enterprising inmates take advantage of the confusion. Taystee confronts Caputo.

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Don't forget Kwanzaa.
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and announce across the land the miracle of baby Jesus Christ.
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while you play out this little power trip.
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before the truck pulled onto the campus,
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You read about this Google Glass thing?
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I want to know that we are committed
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but does she share your values?
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You have made a decision.
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Spit it out. Have you seen her?
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
I was a Girl Scout. Troop 247.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay, so, for Secret Santa,
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You're both asking for fuckin' trouble.
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Did you listen to it?
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It's probably just another case of misinformation.
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Yea, except my Uncle Fernando ain't around to stick his hand down my pants.
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Hey, hey, Tweedles, time to draw your names for Secret Santa.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Diaz got an interesting one.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Hey, check this out. Vause got one from Chapman's fiance.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Sparkle Tits and Yuri have split.
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Someone say they gonna kill you.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Ooh, in Samuel, God told Saul to kill 'em all.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
That protein order has to last into next month.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
You want to be stacking boxes for the rest of your stay?
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
You know that tweakhead is coming for you, you better prepare.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
- He's in love with you. - What are you talking about?
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John, I love you.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Hey, remember that, Vause.
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
But that's his signature. My wife didn't fake-sign it for him this time.
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa. Hold on.
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And clearly, you're still into it, so enjoy the ride.
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How bad did Murphy seem to you?
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About the drugs. She said an investigation could point to me.
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Man, you're right. It should be a boy. It's not funny.
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Someone else is trying to kill you?
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
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- Alex... - Get out. No fucking way.

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and announce across the land the miracle of baby Jesus Christ.
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while you play out this little power trip.
#3
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before the truck pulled onto the campus,
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You read about this Google Glass thing?
#6
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I want to know that we are committed
#7
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but does she share your values?
#8
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You have made a decision.
#10
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Spit it out. Have you seen her?
#11
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I was a Girl Scout. Troop 247.
#12
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay, so, for Secret Santa,
#13
Recap of Orange Is the New Black Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
You're both asking for fuckin' trouble.
#14
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Did you listen to it?
#15
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It's probably just another case of misinformation.
#16
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Yea, except my Uncle Fernando ain't around to stick his hand down my pants.
#17
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Hey, hey, Tweedles, time to draw your names for Secret Santa.
#18
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Diaz got an interesting one.
#19
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Hey, check this out. Vause got one from Chapman's fiance.
#20
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Sparkle Tits and Yuri have split.
#21
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Someone say they gonna kill you.
#23
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Ooh, in Samuel, God told Saul to kill 'em all.
#24
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That protein order has to last into next month.
#25
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You want to be stacking boxes for the rest of your stay?
#26
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You know that tweakhead is coming for you, you better prepare.
#27
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- He's in love with you. - What are you talking about?
#28
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John, I love you.
#29
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Hey, remember that, Vause.
#30
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But that's his signature. My wife didn't fake-sign it for him this time.
#31
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa. Hold on.
#33
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And clearly, you're still into it, so enjoy the ride.
#34
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How bad did Murphy seem to you?
#41
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About the drugs. She said an investigation could point to me.
#43
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Man, you're right. It should be a boy. It's not funny.
#46
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Someone else is trying to kill you?
#48
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
#49
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- Alex... - Get out. No fucking way.
#50