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Season 5

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

As chaos descends on Litchfield three days into the riot, the inmates wonder what the future holds and seek solace in loved ones.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Boo dabbles in blackmail, Nicky promises to help Lorna, Doggett makes a discovery, and Piper comes to a realization about Alex.

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- until IA concludes its investigation. - What's there to investigate?
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is a shit ton of people who are also angry at you.
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when you're ready to give us justice for Poussey!
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Like, do you think anyone's ever panicked themselves to death?
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And the others like him in the webiverse
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Why can't you just say you want to see what's going on?
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If you actually give them what they want, they lose their power.
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We could've gotten our GEDs in here, instead of wasting our time.
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they call me loco in the coco.
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This is what you always wanted, right?
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What did Jefferson say when she sent you? I want her exact words.
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You know, I ain't never put my baby girl to sleep before?
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I can't let them take him out without a victory lap.
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Seemed to me like she wanted to help you.
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My girlfriend got a fish that was supposed to remind me of beauty...
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You know, like, people that love each other hurt each other.
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with a lesbian in a bar in New York.
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Lithium?
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- Sir, I'm... I'm so sorry. I... - Get away from me!
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Yeah, and what about these boots that weigh ten pounds each, huh?
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We got them. The demands. All but one.
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And then I saw your father paddling across the lawn...
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So Noah Berkowitz...
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You took your pants off in front of her last week.
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Boy, well, I guess things...
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Uh, no. Uh, my... my roommate, freshman year,
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Uh, hey, you know, from what I remember about trepanation,
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Uh, Lorna can be a little intense. She can go overboard.
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you know, she will be good to you, she will take care of you.
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Isn't it all kind of Shitsville?
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You were "busy."
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'Cause that's why I wear them.
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Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Red and the others weigh their options. Gloria wrestles with her conscience as she moves forward with a plan. Lorna takes over the pharmacy.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Taystee tries to keep the negotiations on track. Angie comes up with an idea for fixing Leanne's finger. Piscatella's past is revealed.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Red senses trouble, but the others are convinced she's just paranoid. Taystee and Black Cindy enlist an unlikely ally, and two old friends clash.

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It was for you, Nicky, and for my girls.
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He's Relanium made flesh.
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You'll miss curfew.
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Your... your criminal peer group or your child?
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Daya, it's me!
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"provides inmates with practical skills
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The point is our education program ain't never been no education program,
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All right. I'mma go pee.
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- Well, we're still negotiating. - So the end justified the means.
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They're gonna, like, revoke your Boston asshole card.
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Don't be scared.
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I figure after two full days of nursing, I'm ready to start doctoring.
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I am not on drugs!
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Grocery stores have lines around the block.
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He does what he wants. We all do what he wants.
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It happens fast.
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and I'm next because that's how it go for black folk in the movies.
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I would love to stay here and get yelled at,
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- I'm not thanking you. - You grudgin' it out.
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Who they send? They send a lawyer?
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Don't you worry about that, babe. I won't let that happen to you.
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Okay. You need to get some rest, okay?
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What do you want? Two cabbages and a soup bone.
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When the Beatles arrived, suddenly the government didn't mind jazz so much.
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Hell, no, Scooby-Doo. It's creepy as fuck in here!
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Like, my mom knew for sure Kris Kristofferson was in love with her,
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- What do you mean, gone? - I've been looking all night.
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That's why they leave you alone.
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We got job satisfaction, actually.
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It's nice to see you finally gettin' in the spirit.
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I'm not comfortable.
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Expensive taste and a soul made of old fingernail clippings.
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Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
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How would I even get something like that? I...
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Let me guess, you heard I broke up with Pavel. Go ahead and gloat.
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It won't be easy,
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But maybe...
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Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

While Taystee sits down with a negotiator, Red and Blanca put their own plan into action. Gloria counsels Daya and asks Caputo for a favor.

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You never wonder what people would taste like?
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when they see you on television before you've given them a statement?
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I'm telling you, this where it's at.
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Anything chewable?
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- All right? - Okay.
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- What are you doing? - Scared?
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Nah. She works at the free clinic.
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You know what? Just 'cause you dressed up like a trashy Audrey Hepburn
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Look, why don't you guys come in here and then we can strategize.
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and start making some sense?
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if two shitbags I know didn't piss in my yellow drink.
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The first one to get tired is the jerk.
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You sure you don't have any more candy?
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till Suzanne gets tired, that's half a Twix,
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it definitively prohibits us from meeting all of these demands.
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So the money is there, Ms. Figueroa. We know it.
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Please, don't make me laugh.
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Um... the pictures from his first birthday, all gums.
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- Maybe if you let me out... - What?
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Such an enormous loss.
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She left the prison before the riot even started.
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- We're gonna take a break... - Humphrey.
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Everybody knows that Che was just overcompensating
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- What am I gonna do? - You're gonna talk to your mother.
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Look...
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Claire likes him, okay?
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Four down, six to go.
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I don't know if I can wait that much longer, you know.
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these titties are fuller than they've ever been.
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Is this what it's like for you, Nicky?
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He was fine at first. But I don't know what happened.
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All right.
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Ain't your meat I'm after.
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Wait! Wait!
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Hey, Boo.
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It ain't about the fish.
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No. Armaria.
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You got to be okay with her crying. And fucking up.
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It took a little bit longer than we thought.
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Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Black Cindy concocts a scheme to distract Suzanne when she spirals out of control. Taystee and Piper search for ways to honor Poussey's memory.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Boo defends Doggett, Janae consoles Soso, and Lorna comes on to Nicky. While Alex lays low in the yard, Piper decides to take a stand.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

When the inmates' antics make the morning news, Flaca and Maritza soak up the spotlight. Brandy and her crew auction off Judy to the highest bidder.

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Why aren't we hanging out up there? You know, I love a view.
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- Are you storming? - Uh, no. They... they have hostages.
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Nuh-uh. You smize. I'm squinching and teeging.
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She left me for a professional water-skier.
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Daya! Hey, I've been looking for you.
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Breakfast is supposed to be served between 4:30 and 7:00.
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Hey, do I smell eggs?
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I go to here, Spanish Harlem.
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But in here, I use three spices that you can find in any kitchen.
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Yo! My ass was just on the news!
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Since I was a kid. I need total and utter privacy.
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We were only prison gay. Minus the gay part.
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Keep telling me what you want me to do. I...
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I don't know... because it's chemical, Boo.
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The Latinas got a dorm. Blacks are all over the offices.
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Ten cans of tuna!
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What? Why do we need a calendar full of fat babies
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to buy some crazy Italian espresso machine.
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sent to prisons because so many of the state facilities have been shut down.
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According to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up,
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Maybe, if you wish hard enough,
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No, not you! You, PR Guy. Up. Come on. Let's go.
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Donut fucker!
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- Talking out his ass. - Uh-huh.
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Uh, I said I love working on your feet, Bitch Goddess of Litch.
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They want to hear from her.
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♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be free ♪
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- Yo, you just hit 10,000 views! - No shit!
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- I hate you. - ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪
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You know there will be severe consequences for this.
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But you do not have to become the monster he's making you out to be.
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I read it in an online quiz once, called "Are You Being Emotionally Abused?"
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They turned it into some kind of a symbol.
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I got a rose tattoo.
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"The waiter served a dinner roll that was well buttered to the woman."
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The Thurston students are privileged and advantaged,
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Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Get over there.
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Now, as you can see, Judy King ain't injured
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Now, our fight is not with Judy King.
Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Red and Blanca dig for dirt on Piscatella. Suzanne conducts a séance. The guards show off their talents for "Litchfield Idol" judges Leanne and Angie.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Linda begins to see the prison in a new light, while Judy grows desperate to escape. With darkness falling, the inmates compile a list of demands.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

Maria convenes a special assembly in the chapel as the inmates plot their next move. Frieda makes use of the survival skills she learned as a kid.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 09, 2017

As the standoff at the prison spirals into a full-blown riot, enterprising inmates take advantage of the confusion. Taystee confronts Caputo.

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Don't forget Kwanzaa.
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and announce across the land the miracle of baby Jesus Christ.
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while you play out this little power trip.
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before the truck pulled onto the campus,
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You read about this Google Glass thing?
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I want to know that we are committed
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but does she share your values?
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You have made a decision.
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Spit it out. Have you seen her?
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I was a Girl Scout. Troop 247.
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Okay, so, for Secret Santa,
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You're both asking for fuckin' trouble.
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Did you listen to it?
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It's probably just another case of misinformation.
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Yea, except my Uncle Fernando ain't around to stick his hand down my pants.
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Hey, hey, Tweedles, time to draw your names for Secret Santa.
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Diaz got an interesting one.
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Hey, check this out. Vause got one from Chapman's fiance.
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Sparkle Tits and Yuri have split.
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Someone say they gonna kill you.
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Ooh, in Samuel, God told Saul to kill 'em all.
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That protein order has to last into next month.
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You want to be stacking boxes for the rest of your stay?
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You know that tweakhead is coming for you, you better prepare.
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- He's in love with you. - What are you talking about?
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John, I love you.
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Hey, remember that, Vause.
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But that's his signature. My wife didn't fake-sign it for him this time.
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa. Hold on.
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And clearly, you're still into it, so enjoy the ride.
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How bad did Murphy seem to you?
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About the drugs. She said an investigation could point to me.
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Man, you're right. It should be a boy. It's not funny.
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Someone else is trying to kill you?
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
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- Alex... - Get out. No fucking way.