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Season 2

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Several futures hang in the balance as the inmates face and confront their worst nightmares: Life will never be the same again.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Tensions run high as a prison power outage forces several issues to come to light. Piper finds herself compromised and is forced to think on her feet.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper is shocked at an unexpected change in her status; Soso's hunger strike attracts new support that takes on a religious fervor.

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Sister Jane, you must remember to keep garments clean and ironed.
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What are you doing?
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In lieu of that, I have something else for you.
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Oh, no, I think it's great.
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No... I haven't.
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or 'cause outside you're too weak for anybody to take serious?
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You know, some of the other girls aren't sure what you're advertising.
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Hold on. Hold on.
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That's a great word.
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All right... now I know you're paranoid.
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You thinking you can open a road... and say only white people can drive on it.
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- The big closet! - Oh, yeah.
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I read your demands. They're a little confusing.
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What are you going to do about the quality of senior care in this prison?
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Just consider it a donation to your so-called church.
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To keep our heads down and be well starched?
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You go and sound off on people... and he gives you a shot off your record.
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Wait up.
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You do?
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You cuckolded me!
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is the best thing that ever happened to you.
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You want the long version or the short version?
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Alex...
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I still need to work some shit out with her, but...
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Okay, the thing is...
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Sure you do. Just tell us how you're feeling.
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Gus is a webmaster for an anti-logging blog,
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Johnny Cash is dead.
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What happened to everyone's ideas being important?
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The pictures will look spectacular!
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What a shame.
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You know something, this guy, Kubra, he's no joke...
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Fucking cunt.
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I'm giving all the proceeds to charity. I'm doing God's work.
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"With rock-hard abs under his jungle fatigues...
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But I love being in touch with the soil.
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but... I was a little disturbed by her contribution to the group poem.
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Yeah, it's less of one since she's been excommunicated.
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People were taking responsibility. People were opening up.
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I don't know if she can come before then.
Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

The guards get tougher in a bid to turn up prison contraband; a big, lingering secret is finally revealed.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper's relationship with Larry faces a real-world test; Red's effort to redeem herself is finally rewarded. A familiar figure returns to Litchfield.

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four lemon juices, five adobo powders, and two onion powders.
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I need you to bring all the girls to the greenhouse tomorrow...
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It's a feeling I would encourage you to embrace.
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but if we can just shift our perspective even a little bit,
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I'd like to stand up here and be all inspiring and recovered
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I don't need it in my books, too.
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Ooh, I'm not fluent in Russian, but in Spanish and English,
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[Anita] You okay, hon?
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You eat it now. Let's go.
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They owed me.
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Fuck you.
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- We can touch, though. - Yeah, hello.
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She's fine. She's fine, I think. You know?
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it's in my furlough paperwork that I have to stay with my parents.
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[Bill] Thanks for coming.
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[Carol chuckles]
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Let's go talk about a little extra work duty, shall we, Soso?
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for any longer than it has to?
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Piper. Jesus, Piper. Oh, God, are you sure about this?
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Ssh! It was a semi.
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And dumb. And mean and cruel and stupid.
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So, you're saying that I'm Stitch, you friendless freak?
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Cut my husband's dick off with a butcher knife, and it wasn't even sharp.
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Just do it.
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That's it. I promise. Babe, you need to relax.
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You know how scary my mom can be.
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I'm sorry.
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because she is technically a ward of the federal government.
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[Joe] So happy to be here.
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She's been real good to me, and I am not about to turn away from that.
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I know I've been a bully. I know.
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Do you mean, like, looking left rather than right kind of thing?
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I'm a good improviser.
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plucked the hair out of that weird mole on the back of my arm.
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We're a little overwhelmed with orders lately, though.
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They was really scary.
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Did you get your pack of wild dogs under control?
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You are not taking this from me.
Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper faces a new backlash over special privileges; Caputo feels pressure to toughen up, resulting in administrative changes.

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You're the one who put spinach in the eggs!
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First give me my after kiss. We kiss before, we kiss again...
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Because if they grow too big in here, they might not transplant well.
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that we had some windows down here so we could air out the place, you know?
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Strange things grow in the folds.
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Glad we could be of service.
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I may have taken that last part too literally.
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You're welcome, Chapman. You're welcome.
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Your shoe? I see your shoe. It's a nice shoe.
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I think it's pronounced Shyamalan.
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People around here seem to have all sorts of ways of gettin' shit in,
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Watch, she'll drop off the blood at the window,
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We're lucky today. I got CO Ford.
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And we gotta do this before noon,
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Papi, we don't got minutes. Come on, there's no time to rest.
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I need to make arrangements for my furlough.
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- It's farther than I got. - [chuckles]
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- Keep your people in line. - All right.
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Yeah. My grandmother's sick. I applied and it went through.
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Smoothie. Kale and dates and, uh, almond milk.
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Uh, well, I'm going off to the bathroom.
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No. It's bad luck.
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No, I think that they might've finally taken pity on me.
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I just think that if she's so set on enforcing the rules,
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Well, I'd like them to think that when they're disciplined, it's justified.
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What, I'm the fucking frog?
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[exhaling deeply]
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[woman crying and sniffling]
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Listen, Rosa, it's been a lot of fun hanging out.
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I love the smell of cash, man.
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And, yeah... yeah, she may be a whitey, too...
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Sí, señora.
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Look, I don't even understand why you did this for me.
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Stuffed buns, like a meat pie.
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I'll go if I can.
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Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper starts a prison newsletter with the help of Healy and a few other inmates; Vee launches an entrepreneurial enterprise.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Love is in the air as the inmates prepare for a Valentine's Day party; Red makes an intriguing new discovery. Larry asks Piper to be his prison mole.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

A bathroom turf war sees deeper lines drawn in the sand as Gloria and Vee go head to head. Piper receives devastating news.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Sophia gives the women a much-needed lesson in female anatomy; Morello takes a detour; Larry makes some life changes.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper is challenged by her Soso experience; Morello gets her heart broken; a figure from Taystee's past arrives to disturb the status quo.

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

A mock Job Fair provides Taystee with a chance to show off her business smarts; Red feels isolated from her prison family.

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You wait around for one to come along, you might die waitin'.
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No! Do not think small.
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The pure powder form of MDMA.
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It's to help her poop. She's backed up.
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to give you some dos and don'ts of interview dressing, Mrs. Sackin.
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The animal print is too racy and implies poor judgment,
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The hair, it's messy, unpolished, unkempt.
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So, who wins?
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Oh, and for the coffee, the dark roast, please.
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What do you think? She hiked up her skirt...
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What, you live by the Bronx Zoo or somethin'?
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after he's spent the night with your sister.
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I'm sorry, what?
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it's like real purification. You know, my heart feels right.
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I didn't know what I was seeing, Doggett.
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Uh, but any questions you have for Jason, you can direct towards his office.
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I mean, if her teeth was bad before? Woof, ain't much left in there.
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Don't think she's eating a whole lot of pizza.
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She cheated, right? I mean...
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Well, I just wanna get married to Christopher and have his babies
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Then I could get laid.
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Because my life is sad and small and a burden to those I love.
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I'll take it.
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then I'm gonna be the winner of the job fair
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Like you would've did better in your potato sack?
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Well, look at you, using your big words.
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Look, Larry, she's my friend, and I'll always take her side over yours,
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Hey, hey, hey, buddy, hello.
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There'd be shit everywhere.
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No, I'm your sister from another mister
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or call it googly smag, you know?
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Listen to her trying to teach me how to deal.
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All right, grab some bowls, please.
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But what? We'll be ostracized? Already no one notices us.
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See, people can decide for theyselves if they wanna smoke.
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because she's really organized, and she plays real good music.
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in the US since 1983,
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We had reservations to walk up into the head and everything.
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Come on, come.
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We embarrassed her.
Aired 3 years ago - Jun 06, 2014

Piper's world is turned upside down when she is forced to confront the consequences of her actions and face new challenges.

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With a period, not a question mark.
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Is that for me?
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We're getting close. You guys ready?
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My dad says I should have strength of character,
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Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom?
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and then one across the front, one across the back like a diaper,
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Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on.
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I can't talk. I gotta pee.
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Can you, uh... kind of hurry it up a bit?
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from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash.
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No, I got a whole glob if you want some later.
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Okay, Zoe. Here he comes.
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You a bad girl, huh?
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There's plains and corn...
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I can set you up with a private show and tell...
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All I know, unit A, cell 21, bunk five.
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but Yoda always came back.
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It's the slowbies that train the best.
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this is serious...
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♪...like a natural woman ♪
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I... I saw Daddy.
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Grab a coat and a hat... if you dare.
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physiologically speaking.
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Fuck you, Menopause.
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Roaches are usually found on the ground.
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you sure got a lot of time for socializing with the gun over there.
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All right. Well, I gotta re-examine this then
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Pipes, you are many things,
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It means that I'm not holding grudges today.
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Kubra is never going down for this.
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It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others,
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the horrors of genetic engineering and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle.
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They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out.
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Yes, of course.
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Don't think this gets you off the hook. We'll be waitin'.
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This is the only way I can keep you safe now.
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you are currently serving
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I see.
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Since I'm not a half-wit like my son,
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So much pink.
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Better than the wrong bank.