S1 E13
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Season 1  "Can't Fix Crazy"  1x13

Aired 10 years ago - Jul 11, 2013

Red's scheme to reclaim her kitchen backfires; the inmates stage a Christmas pageant; Piper's plans unravel even as she realizes her life is in jeopardy.

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because last year I was up on this stage as the ox,
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Without my produce order, I have to re-plan the whole holiday menu.
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I was determined to find out if drugs were in fact coming into the prison.
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But they were going to the kitchen.
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Girl ways. Boy ways. Drug ways.
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Not a shocker, but I had gotten my hopes up.
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What do you think you're gonna do about that?
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I went back to my book to find some answers.
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All right. All right. Hey, you gonna finish those eggs...
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Oh. This is about Larry's radio thing.
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Oh, good Christ.
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In my family, it's Cousin Frankie. Fuckin' perv.
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"And, baby, I hope that spell is never undone.
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Fucking Mendez. This is not how it was supposed to go.
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Say it right here.
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They so bad their cows had to die.
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It'll take us weeks to put everything back into working order.
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Don't let Red take you down with her.
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What is something that she really needs?
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And you had sex with him.
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Well, yeah, that's with drugs.
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I guess it was a new color she was trying on.
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Hmm.
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Hip, hip, ha, ha, pop, pop, turn and shimmy.
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Appliance seems to be in good shape.
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Me, too.
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I don't think we share the same values. Why was I in such a hurry?
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Get some fucking therapy, man.
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Okay. Okay, night... Yeah.
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- How sweet - Sweet
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