Eastbound & Down

Kenny's personal life takes a toll on his work; Stevie keeps up appearances in the face of adversity; Kenny learns a valuable Christmas lesson.

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Y'all wanna fuck with two dudes wearing Wilsons Leather black fucking coats?

#2 #3

- - On behalf of Mr. Powers, we decline the arrangement.

#4

Kenny, can I talk to you outside?

#5

Wait till Christmas. Then we'll see who gets them the better presents.

#6

- fucking wolf warp. - Kenny, please.

#7

Merry Chri-ma.

#8

Hope you saved them receipts, April. 'Cause you taking that shit back to the store.

#9

since we won't be opening gifts Christmas morning,

#10

What the hell are you two doing loitering in this fancy hotel?

#11

I'd say shit's going pretty good.

#12

- I'm here, ain't I? - Isn't it funny?

#13

And you're not that pretty. You are not that pretty.

#14

What the fuck? Can't I get anybody who can do simple fucking wire work?

#15

I'm trying to talk to you like a man, fool.

#16

Know your place, Rodney. You little bitch.

#17

Must be because you're so loose and limber from that massage, huh?

#18

You ain't in the DGA. Just zoom in and shut the fuck up.

#19

Well... I don't know. I don't understand the ways of the wolf.

#20

I'll smash your fucking teeth in. Merry Christmas, motherfucker.

#21

- Did you guys have fun? - Yeah!

#22

I mean, I just figured that the whole tradition of buying each other presents

#23

Yeah, well, I mean,

#24

Fuck.

#25

- You didn't finish your complete workload. - Kenny, I need this.

#26

You said that this would make us rich.

#27

I quit. Fuck you!

#28 #29

Aw, yeah. Y'all know what it is.

#30

to teach you all about the spirit of Christmas, huh.

#31

and what will they do? They'll focus on

#32

No, don't boo me.

#33

Fuck you!

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That motherfucker quit backslash was fired.

#37

Let me get my boots.

#38 #39

I can't even fuck you unless I'm wearing fancy pants.

#40

...I love you.

#41

Stevie!

#42

Save your energy, all right? You're losing a lot of blood.

#43

♪ All is calm

#44

- ♪ Silent night - Kenny.

#45

Truth be told, I look up to you sometimes too.

#46

Just that, when I thought you died it was...

#47

Well, you better get some sleep. Tomorrow's Christmas.

#48

Dakota!

#49

Fame, fortune, power, titties...

#50