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Season 12  "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"  12x4

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 20, 2014

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 2
you put a pile of hundreds on the table,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 3
but it looks like we may have found
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 4
I can't believe this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 5
that's all that matters.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 6
I think you look fantastic in those jeans.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 7
Great! We're gonna have a baby!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 8
I think it would be nice
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 9
You were flat.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 10
Okay, listen.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 11
Helen is timeless.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 12
Yes, uh, welcome to our Malibu dream house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 13
Look at you!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 14
My ankles are swollen,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 15
I think the first thing you should know about me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 16
that my morning sickness
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 17
Uh, Alan's son, Jake,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 19
What made you guys decide to start a family?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 20
and having a kid will allow me to drive in the carpool lane.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 21
I felt it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 22
uh, do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 23
Well, that's good, because I made up my mind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 24
Let's not forget this little guy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 25
Barry. Baby's first bong.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 26
Hey. And, Alan,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 27
Larry, we're-we're not actually having a baby.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 28
You have never hit on me once, Walden.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 29
It's kind of like your "girlfriend in Canada."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 30
In a couple days, I'm gonna be a dad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 31
Well, basic math.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 32
Your... your secret daughter?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 33
Like, you know, how to talk to girls
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 34
You know, all my memories revolve around my dad.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 36
I'm in the bathroom!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 37
Hey, guys?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 38
I mean, put yourself in its position.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 39
Aw, look at how cute that one is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 40
Oh, no, not yet. No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 41
I was "Larry the fairy" all through high school.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 42
Well, I'm sure there are plenty of names
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 43
I get a do-over for Jake!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 44
He's got your nose and Alan's eyes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 45
But how much more beautiful would it be
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 46
Look at this little guy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 47
Welcome to the world, little buddy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 48
The two most handsome men in the world.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 49
I miss him already.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 2
you put a pile of hundreds on the table,
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 3
but it looks like we may have found
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 4
I can't believe this.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 5
that's all that matters.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 6
I think you look fantastic in those jeans.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 7
Great! We're gonna have a baby!
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 8
I think it would be nice
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 9
You were flat.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 10
Okay, listen.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 11
Helen is timeless.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 12
Yes, uh, welcome to our Malibu dream house.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 13
Look at you!
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 14
My ankles are swollen,
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 15
I think the first thing you should know about me
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 16
that my morning sickness
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 17
Uh, Alan's son, Jake,
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 19
What made you guys decide to start a family?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 20
and having a kid will allow me to drive in the carpool lane.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 21
I felt it.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 22
uh, do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 23
Well, that's good, because I made up my mind.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 24
Let's not forget this little guy.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 25
Barry. Baby's first bong.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 26
Hey. And, Alan,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 27
Larry, we're-we're not actually having a baby.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 28
You have never hit on me once, Walden.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 29
It's kind of like your "girlfriend in Canada."
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 30
In a couple days, I'm gonna be a dad.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 31
Well, basic math.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 32
Your... your secret daughter?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 33
Like, you know, how to talk to girls
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 34
You know, all my memories revolve around my dad.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 36
I'm in the bathroom!
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 37
Hey, guys?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 38
I mean, put yourself in its position.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 39
Aw, look at how cute that one is.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 40
Oh, no, not yet. No.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 41
I was "Larry the fairy" all through high school.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 42
Well, I'm sure there are plenty of names
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 43
I get a do-over for Jake!
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 44
He's got your nose and Alan's eyes.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 45
But how much more beautiful would it be
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 46
Look at this little guy.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 47
Welcome to the world, little buddy.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 48
The two most handsome men in the world.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 49
I miss him already.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 (S12E04) - 50 #50